The camera turns on and a young boy stands infront of it.

Mason "Dipper", whispers : Is it on? What do I do?

The camera shakes.

Evelyn, whispers : Just say your name, honey!

Dipper, whispers : Okay...

Dipper clears his throat and smiles for camera

Dipper : Hello, everyone. I'm Dipper Pines. You may know me from-

Another boy, in red-white stripped shirt, pushes Dipper on his butt.

Stanley "Lee" : MOVE, DIPPS!

A girl jumps on second boy's back.

Mabel : HI, INTERNET!

Third boy, in a jacket, looks from in the screen as well.

Stanford "Ford" : Guys? Can I join too?

Dipper, stands up, annoyed : GUYS! GO AWAY! I'M TRYING-

The boy in jacket smirked slightly, placing a hand on Dipper's head, patting him.

Ford : My dear Mason, I am the oldest of us, I must tell-

The boy in striped shirt snorted, as Dipper and girl smirk st him.

Lee : You're older for, like, 15 seconds and minute!

The jacket boy crossed his arms in annoyed manner.

Ford : I learned much for that minute!

Evelyn : KIDS!

The kids look into camera, surprised by their mother's raised voice.

Evelyn : Stop that and let's do it one at once!

Quadruplets : Yes, Mom...

Albert : Good.

Evelyn : Dipper, start please

Dipper smirked, as the rest of kids rolled their eyes fondly.

Dipper : Hello, everyone! I'm Dipper Pines. And these two boys and girl are my Quadruplets siblings.

The girl raised her hand.

Mabel : Mabel Pines.

The boy in stripped shirt made a "peace" sign.

Lee : Stanley Pines!

The boy in jacket waved.

Ford : And Stanford Pines. And we are also known as a Pines Quads.

The quadruplets held their hands together.

Quadruplets : And this is our story!

Evelyn : Feel free to ask us any questions!

Albert : My wife and I are also available