Chapter 26

We're going and going!

Warning: Cursing, OOC, mention of blood, close to death, phobia, eating, and injuries.

Kurama speaking/thoughts

Shukaku speaking/thoughts

Flashback/Thoughts

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'So, what your plan?'

"My plan?'

'To get her to be Hokage. Since your dream clearly different now.'

Error blink and think. While walking with Toad Pervert out the Village the same day he asked them. Quite frankly Error not sure. The village would need her as her medical training will be really needed. Some decent ideas as well that help the village shape up a bit.

Yet, not fully sure.

One, thing for sure to knock some sense to not accept Voldermort offer. Even if she did decline.

'Ill think of something. If not guess they'll have to find someone else as candidate. Or old man takes it up again till someone else is ready.'

'If that doesn't work?'

'Do bet but a different winning I supposed.'

"Are you listening?"

"No." Didn't bother to watch Jiraiya head down.

"Are you always this disrespectful to your sensei?"

"Im worse." Glance up and see how they are studying them. "What?"

"Were you always born with those."

"With what?"

"The marks." Got a silent look.

"I think you should ask the old man about that."

"Im asking you."

"Let say I was. Got an issue with that."

"No." Jiraiya shrugged and then grinned. "If you think about it im technically crying red."

"Crying blood." Error snorted but couldn't help but be slightly confused. Were they complimenting him? Or messing with him?

"Whatever makes you think im cool."

Naruto body shakes and used their scarf to hold back a chuckle. "Sure, Toad Pervert."

The pair kept walking and in silence for a while.

"So, what this jutsu you going to teach me Toad Pervert?"

"Can you not call me that. I am actually amazing guy. After all I must be so amazing you told my sensei to pick me as Hokage."

"I only did that for payback with all those poor trees you told me kick. Besides aren't you amazingly pervy or whatever with those books?" Naruto just blink up at him. Kurama just laughing inside their mind how ridiculous and funny all this is.

"You damn brat after I help you with that justu! Now I want to listen up!" Runs up the bridge. Then began to dance? Oh, no his he going to do another introduction speech. "The Toad Sage is only my cover. All me to reveal my true identity. From the north to the south and the east to the west. Not even the spirits can defeat this Sanin." Did a summoning jutsu. "The White-Maned Toad Charmer! A red hot ninja who strikes fear in the hearts of men! Master Jiraiya, ha, ha! Yes, Im speaking of none other than myself!"

"Hi Gama."

Jiraiya falls backward of the lack of attention he got.

A random crow cawing in the background.

Gama croaks a hello.

Naruto walk up the bridge and grab Jiraiya ankle. Began to drag them on the trail.

"Ouch! Hey let go I can walk brat!"

Let him go when they reached the signs for directions. They were heading to Otafuku Town that was 10 kilometers away now. The walk was mix between silent, some talking or driving the other one crazy with disrespect. Then somehow talk led to how Naruto almost looked like Forth Hokage.

Naruto was very silent about that.

Did stop at a shrine to take a small break. Error couldn't help but ring the bells. Their eyes brighten slightly as they kept ringing them.

Jiraiya glance over. Couldn't help but chuckle watching the brat just having fun. Playing. Still a kid even with such attitude. Along with memories of the bell test.

Kurama watching and silently observing. He wonders at times if Error ever got to do this. Or had done it but with their memories gone. While his kit may not have the greatest of childhoods they still had moments of playing with their classmates and the pranks. Just being kids. Even him and his siblings a long time ago had some form of childhood fun. It was short but were nice memories from the past.

A simple bell making Error excited ringing it.

Soon, there headed off. Not to long later arrived at Otafuku Town. Did a little bit of sight seeing till they headed to the hotel room.

"Okay were going to crash here tonight."

"Why?"

"You know a disciple doesn't question their teacher."

"Already broke that rule."

"Yeah, no kidding. Hm?"

Naruto tilt their head as they see Jiraiya looking else where Glance over and see some woman. Who was now looking at them and winking? Glance and see Jiyaiya giggling mad. What the big deal? Then a key was suddenly in their hand. "Your pathetic Toad Pervert."

"Naruto when you're of age you'll understand! Now I want you to go right up to the room, train for a little, work on your chakra and then bed time."

"I hope her heels step on you."

Error now in the room and thinking. Is it just them or should they be preparing for something? A lot of stuff has happen to the point they were able to even get anything done. Think and shrug. Bit their thumb, hand signs and summoning jutsu.

POOF

"Hey Naruto!"

"Little Orange."

Gamakichi grinned and then notice the room they are in. "Traveling?"

"Yep, with Toad Pervert."

"Where is he?"

"With some girl."

"Gotcha. So, did you want to do something?"

"Kind of. I was wondering what jutsu you can do. Like if for reason we have to tag team together against a enemy."

"Well, why didn't you say so!"

After this time, they talk and listen. Gamakichi not at the level yet to do strong techniques. But will be starting how to train soon. Him and his brother. Naruto listen and writing anything down. Along with notes here and there. Then was just listening about Gamakichi day at home.

Knock! Kncok!

"Did you order food?"

Naruto shook their head no and get up. Crack open the door.

Forst, thing they see is a black cloak with red, white could designs. Glance up and see jet black hair with parted bangs. A slashed forehead protector of the leaf village. Then a pair of red eyes with three tomoe.

Oh, right the crow brother to chicken ass. Wasn't there another one?

"Heh hard to believe such a child carries the nine-tailed fox." Another voice spoke and walking behind Crow. Taller than crow. Same cloak like them. A brown sash across the front and back of the clock holding a big wrapped up sword. A slashed forehead protector of Kirigakure. Blue-grey skin with a distinctive shark-like appearance. Sharp teeth. Blue hair styled like a shark fin. Three gill like marking under two small round eyes.

"Naruto your coming wit-"

"Im not going with you crow face and sharkboy."

Silence.

"What did you call me brat?" Kisame twitch.

"Sharkboy?"

"Im cutting their legs off."

"Kisame."

"They'll still be alive."

"You're not taking them!" Gamakichi jump on Naruto shoulder and glared at them.

Itachi eyebrow rose up slightly. Are they already in the summoning phase? Wait? Why there some blue he seeing on the face? Were the eyes different?

"What a tadpole like you going to do." Kisame smirked and reached out ready to flick the frog off the brat.

Everything suddenly freeze when Kisame hand was very close to their head.

Kisame eyes widen and gap.

Itachi eyes almost widen.

Gamakichi gapped.

Naruto just bit Kisame.

Scratch that still biting down on part of their upper part of their hand and wrist. Eyes glance up at Kisame and bit down harder.

"Ouch! You dame brat let go!" Lift their arm up and now trying to shake the kid off. Had them off the ground and shaking them. A strong biting gripped.

"Bite his hand off!" Gamakichi jump on Kisame head. Began to punch and pulled their hair.

Itachi taking a step back and watching the disaster in front of him. Kisame trying to shake Naruto off who still hasn't let go. While a little orange frog was on his teammate head. Okay he better step in to stop this. But was hopping whoever Naruto with stop them soon.

"ITACHI!"

Itachi turns around to see his little brother that he hasn't seen in so many years. Anger in his brother eyes. Yet, something seems different.

"YOU'RE GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS NOW!"

Huh. He was expecting him to say he was going to kill him.

BOOMED!

Explosion in the background.

Turn and see Kisame gone along with the other two. But now a decent size hole at the end of the hallways. But can hear a bit of screaming and cursing from his teammate.

They should be fine. Time to talk to his 'foolish' brother.

"DAMN BRAT LET GO!" Kisame roars now fighting to get their mouth of his wrist. On a roof that he landed when the brat pulled out an explosive tag. Tricky one. Look to see some blood can be seen on their skin and mouth. The little twerp got sharp teeth! Snarled as their hair getting pulled and grab the frog. Throws them on the ground.

Naruto swung both their legs up and kick them in the chest. At right moment he let go.

Kisame eyes widen from the impact and thrown back by the kick. Threw him back to where he almost fell off the roof. Look at the wrist too see his wrist got bitten down low. His arm warmers help barely. Look up to see them in front the small frog. Along with the rest of their face better.

The scarf was loosened up now. See a pair of whisker marks. Along with blue tear marks. No, way that's makeup or a tattoo. Forehead protector around the neck. Along with Kisame blood going down their chin. Along with a deadpanned expression on their face like nothing just happen.

"You got guts brat ill give you that much."

"Im going after that next Sharkbait."

Kisame gapped. Screw those reports they were given about this brat. Look like a damn mistake of the personality they gotten. Besides annoyance.

Then suddenly they laughed.

Naruto tilt their head.

Kisame calms down and grab the handle of his weapon. Small smirk. "I was going to be disappointed If this turned out to easy. But I might get some fun after all with that attitude. Just got to keep you alive."

Then slam the tip of his blade down. A big impact on the ground and cracks formed.

Right that blade eats chakra.

Naruto watches as Kisame rans straight toward him. Blade up ready to strike down.

Only to come in contact with a mirror of ice.

What? All three thought.

"Well, would you look at that." Kisame sneered and jump back as senbon needled come out. Block them with his blade.  Then spun quickly as his sword comes in contact with another blade. "Well, well didn't epext to see you."

"Same with you. Thought you be dead now and being eaten up in the sea."

Soon another figure comes out the ice mirror. Turn and smile at them. "Hello Naruto?"

"Ice Flower? Mochi?"

"ITS ZABUZA YOU DAMN BRAT!"

"HAHAHAHA MOCHI HAHAHAHA!"

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Bonua:

Long argument with the brothers while that's happening.

"Now little brother-"

"Don't little brother me! You could have taken me with you!"

"What idiot brings their innocent, traumatized, little brother with them on a spy mission."

"You! You could have been that idiot!"

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Done!

Whelp everyone got issues so nothing new there.

Zabuza and Haku arrived!

I don't know what else to say.

Any questions?

Until next time.

Bye, bye!