Hi! So I got this idea from a friend of mine who has an account on Tumblr. I give you a sentence and in an in-line comment, give me a summary for a one-shot that involves that sentence. Be welcome to ask which couple you want.

"Did you really just tell your stomach to shut up?"

"That's starting to get annoying"

"Hey, hey, calm down. They can't hurt you anymore."

"You can't just sit there all day."

"I'm too sober for this."

"Well, that's tragic."

"You're seriously like a man-child."

"You can't banish me! This is my bed too!"

"The ladies love a guy who's good with kids."

"She's hiding behind the sofa."

"You're getting crumbs all over my bed."

"Good thing I didn't ask for your opinion."

"What's the matter, sweetie?"

"You're Satan."

"Did you just hiss at me?"

"I swear, I'm not crazy!"

"No. Regrets."

"How drunk was I?"

"How is my wife more badass than me?"

"Be you. No one else can."

"I haven't slept in ages."

"I locked the keys in the car."

"Are you sure that's the decision you want to make?"

"Take your medicine."

"They're monsters."

"Welcome to fatherhood."

"Why can't you appreciate my sense of humor?"

"The kids, they ambushed me."

"Sorry isn't going to help when I kick your ass!"

"I feel like I can't breathe."

"You're a nerd."

"Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!"

"I could punch you right now."

"Are you going to talk to me?"

"Welcome back. Now fucking help me."

"Here, take my blanket."

"How could I ever forget about you?"

"Run for it!"

"We need to talk."

"Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It's annoying."

"Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now."

"Hold still."

"Enough with the sass!"

"Show me what's behind your back."

"Fine, don't say anything and make me worry."

"Stay awake."

"STOP INTERRUPTING ME!"

"You're not interested, are you?"

"I had a bad dream again."

"It's Christmas, don't be mad at me."

"You're not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving."

"Ooh, someone's got a tummy ache."