Question: What did the fish say when he ran in to a wall?
Answer: OH DAM

Also. I dedicate this chapter to and give a shoutout to twentyonepilxts- (currently on top of book)and nsavant (somewhere in this chapter)because they are freaking amazing and made me a cover which is currently on top of the book and somewhere in this chapter. Since they both made one I'll alternate the cover. NOW GO FOLLOW THEM.

NOW THE STORY:

My life is the very definition of destruction. You all may be wondering why this may be so. Therefore I'll shorten it up for you and your simplistic brains.  Boys like girls and girls like boys. This is called life. One problem, someone's heart breaks at the end of each story. This is why I hate love stories. That's a bit ironic considering that's a name of a movie.  I should really go watch that movie now that I think about it.  Anyways back to the point. MY LIFE SUCKS!  I presume you would like for me to explain. Therefore I shall.  I am a Timelord that is a high functioning sociopath.  Nope, just kidding- or am I?  Anyways back to the point. Let me explain leaving you utterly confused in the beginning:

I thought to myself walking down the crowded hallway on my way to chemistry, High school sucks. I got there two minutes early so I looked around for any familiar faces.  I noticed Nate standing in the corner playing on his phone.  I walked over and said, "Hey, what game is that?"

He replied with boredom in his voice, "Madden Mobile.  I am so bored right now. People need to make better games.  Maybe something with multiple leve-"

"Maybe you should become a game developer then." I cut him off laughing as I said that sentence. All Nate did was glare at me.  Let me explain. Nate is a gamer but is super lazy and doesn't ever want to make something of his own.  Therefore whenever he starts complaining about games being bad I just bring that statement up, but Nate wants to become a lawyer but I don't ever see that happening. Partially cause his motto is: Can't reach it, don't need it. I wonder how he could ever actually become a lawyer. As my thoughts stared to swirl around in my head, the bell rang cutting off my thoughts.

I walked over to my seat next to Summer and sat down as the teacher started to take attendance. I saw her doing something on her phone, so I chose to ignore it thinking she was texting someone or something like that. After our teacher finished taking attendance, she got up and explained what we were doing today.  Damn, this teacher is boring.  I took out my book and started to read it, ignoring the teacher. However I did pick on some parts she said.  I think I heard her say something about a lab with chemicals or something of the sort.  So I looked around and saw people grabbing their safety equipment. I followed suit and did what everybody else did. I headed back to my table and saw Summer all ready to go with the materials, procedure packet, and everything. I sat down and saw that what we were about to do was similar to a volcano exploding project. An idea came to my mind. I grinned. Summer looked at me and asked, "What are you smiling about?"

As innocently as I possibly could I replied, "Oh, nothing." She glared at me with disbelief in her eyes. It was practically her trying to force me to say what I planned. I should explain this to you guys also. See I've known Summer for quite a long time now. We first met when we were in fifth grade and have been friends ever since. Therefore she can take one look at me and can tell if I am lying, but I've become pretty good at lying. So now she can't tell if I am lying or not.

She looked at me for another minute before shrugging and giving up. I grinned inwardly. We started to set up the project when I saw it. Her purse. At the time I should've checked to see if there was anything important in there, but I didn't even check. I followed through. Just before we had to put whatever it was to make it explode, I saw it. Her purse. As quietly and as stealthy as I could, I went grabbed it and started to turn around, when I heard a voice behind me. It sounded feminine.

"This isn't good.", I muttered to myself.

The voice said, "What are you doing?"

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Well looks like the first chapter was left hanging on the side of  a cliff. I hope it doesn't fall.  Anywho.....I actually updated. I feel proud. I FEEL ACCOMPLISHED.  Also I hope you don't hate me for leaving this off on a cliffhanger. SO STOP THE ATTACKS. Also I should update every other Tuesday. Most of the time. I think it should be every other week that I update but, THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW. Also you guys can still make covers if you want to. Oh by the way, would you guys be okay with short chapters. Like even shorter than this one. Please do tell. Thanks. So you guys should:

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