Me:so far that's the book

Ticci: add..waffle...plz..*^*

Masky: now do you agree he is annoying D:<

Hoodie: uhh ;~;

Me: I- nah he's not annoying but I'll add the waffles! xD

Ticci: *le gasp* YAYYYYYYYYYYY :DDDDD

Me: how did life come to this *sigh*

Masky: why are you so persistent ;-;

Me: dunno :s

Masky: just admit he's annoying :/

Me: but he isn't! D:

Ticci: at least someone appreciates me >.> [btw he is twitching but I can't write twitching soooooo yeah]

*ticci and Masky glare at each other*

Me: ticci Masky? Uhh

Both: whatever..

BSlug: what happened here?

Me:Nothing just them *she points at ticci and Masky*

BSlug: oh want me to slap them? *gets in slap position*

Me: NO!! There my friends..

BSlug: uhh, then why are they glaring at each other like there's no tomorrow?

Me: Can you guys please uhh stop?

*they stop fighting*

Me: thanks..I guess

Masky: *rolls eyes behind mask* whatever...

Ticci: *light grin* heh....

SUDDENLY

Me:look guys a shooting star!

Hoodie: make a wish!

Ticci:ok

I wish I had a life ~Me

I wish Crimson added waffles to the book ~Ticci

I wish Ticci and Crimson would stop annoying me ~Masky

I wish I recorded it...I did ^.^ ~Hoodie

Me: did it work do I have a life?!

Ticci: uhh you've always had a life...

Me: oh uhhhhhh

Masky: pfft <.<

Hoodie: wellllllllll......

Me: this is akward..

Ticci: Very..

Me: Akward.....

Ticci: Uhh Crimson?

Me: yeaahh?

Ticci: uhh... Just look at Masky....

Masky: *fist pumping the air saying his wish came true*

Hoodie: *laughs*

Me(crimson): was this suppose to happen?

Ticci: dunno

Me: I think he didn't want us to annoy him

Hoodie: Should I record you guys while he is rage quitting?

Me and Ticci: sure, but first let us say 'Hey Masky' on him

Hoodie: *starts recording* ok go!

Me: Hey, Masky!~

Masky: holy sh-

Ticci and me: HEY MASKY HEY MASKY HEY MASKY HEY MASKY HEY MASKY-

Masky: OH MY ZALGOOOOOOOOOOO

Me, Hoodie, Ticci: *laughing*

Masky: this isn't funny D:<

Me: *ears go backward* eh? You don't like hey Masky?

Masky: oh hell no! I hate it D:<

Me: Awwwwwwwwww~ *ears go back up*

Ticci: uhh, Crimson, why the ears?

Me: Cuz I'm a Neko!

Hoodie: wow, ticci, just, wow....

Ticci: it isn't my fault I never saw her cat ears...

Masky: if your a Neko..... Where's your tail?

Me: right here *lashes tail back and fourth*

Masky: then can you become a cat?

Me: ughhhhh why here can't i do it somewhere else?

Masky/Ticci/Hoodie: just do it

Me: fine *becomes a dark crimson cat with a black stripe*

Masky/Hoodie/Ticci: O:

Me: now do you believe me?

*They faint*

Me: uhh....

Ticci wakes up

Ticci: it's a cat xD

Me: *becomes human again* now do you believe me?

Ticci: yes

Hoodie: yeah I guess

Masky: what ever

Me: never doubt my skill

Masky: or else?

Ticci: you don't want to know

Masky: then why am I asking?

Me: oh you want me to tell you? What if I show you?

Ticci: Crimson don't!!(he made me angry once...)

Me: Blood Shower! *blood red acid falls from the sky* believe me! I killed many Uglees like this...

?: High Voltage!

*lightning evaporates all the blood rain*

Me: thanks bro!

Ticci: who did that?

Me: my brother, Lithium

All: what?!

Me: sorry.. I thought you already knew that, guess not..

Lithium: uhh who are they?

Me(Crimson): they're my 'friends'.. The one in the mask and the yellow 'jacket' is Masky, the one that twitches is Ticci or Ticci Toby, and the one in the hoodie is Hoodie! Oh and the yellow Sluggy slug is BSlug!

Lithium: where is Stripes? I mean she is suppose to be here....

Me: yeahhhhh, about that, where's Moosey?

Lithium: he's playing in the old shack were Mama lives [if you've seen the horror movie MAMA you'll know what I'm talking about]

Me: uhh.... Why?

Lithium: dunno

Ticci: uhh who is Moosey?

Me: Lithium's partner, like how I have a tiger he got a moose

Ticci/Hoodie/Masky: oh...

BSlug: hey Crimson?

Me: yes?

BSlug: why haven't you gone to the forest?

Me: about that...

BSlug: spill the beans..

Me: UgALeesaidthatifiwentbacktotheforesthewouldkillmewithhisugleepowers

BSlug: uh Crimson, can you repeat that, and slowly.

Me: sure, ok, so, Ug A Lee said that if I went back to the forest.. He would kill me with his Uglee powers..

BSlug: what?!

Me:That's one reason..

BSlug: what's the other?

Me: I am busy with my killing sprees..... Sorry

BSlug: why the killing sprees?

Me: they're fun!

BSlug: oh, uh..

Me: yeahhhhhhhhh...

BSlug: that's weird

Me:awkward...

Ticci: ....

Hoodie: uh..

Me: I'm just gonna end this here ;~;

All: uh bye

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