- in the hospital -

Banana slug is getting old
:'(

Brother:Yay!!!!!

Me:he was my first friend:'(

Banana Slug:I'm not that old.. At least I have a tree I can fall on people's heads and slap them...

Me:It won't be the same!!! D: *cries*

girl:what's the problem?

Me:my friend Banana Slug is getting old :'c

R girl: oh I feel bad for you by the way my name is midnight. And I'm a great slapper. Just like your friend because he was my friend too.

Me:Wait you can slap people for no reason like me ?! Let's be friendos!!! Btw I'm part cat lel!also I'm Shimmer! (finally you introduce yourself) #obvioussarcasmisobvious

Midnight:Sure! Who do you wanna slap first!!

Me(shimmer): my brother cuz I always slap him!!!

Midnight:hmm how does he act maybe I can plan a sneaky slap attack on him...

Shimmer:I can confuse him! He usually stands still thought.

Midnight:How do you confuse him?

Shimmer:well I quickly move my slapping hand to the left then to the right, up and down, and when one side is vulnerable, I slap it! (this is actually my real technique and it always works)

Midnight: that sounds..... FABULOUS! And a bit confusing.

Both:let the slaps begin....

Midnight sneaks behind my bro and I confuse him...

Both:rawr *slap him*

Shimmer:U R UGLY STILL!!!

DONT MESS WITH ME OR TALK BAD ABOUT MY GOOD FRIENDS
Don't worry banana slug will be in the book still but he is having a break so he won't appear much often. and I based this book off of my life's funny days when I would always secretly sneak behind my brother and slap him or confuse him into slapping himself nowadays I confuse I'm so I can slap him and not him to himself.