Dipper POV:

As I slowly walked over to my husband..I laid my eyes on my "friends" and "family". They look so mad which only made me smirk. Soon they will gravel down to the floor and beg for the sweet release of death from mine and Bill's hands.

"Oh hello "sister", how are you holding up?" I Asked. Mabel just glared at me and tried to breakout. Keyword being tried since their cages can only be opened up by either Bill or myself.

"When I get out of here...I'm going to take everything from you traitor." Mabel Said. She was trying to be tough which made me laugh.

"Oh Mabel..I'm not the traitor. The only traitors that I see are those who are blinded by rage to see reason rationally. Did you really expect me to not plan this if I didn't know that you would backstab me when my guard is down." I said.

"HEY LEAVE HER ALONE." Wendy yelled.

"Wendy...When I was younger I used to have a crush on you and didn't think that you would do anything to destroy the bond that we forged. I was a fool back then. You're just like all the rest..Weak with a one track mind. A mind that only saw the right way as your way and not the other way around." I stated.

"Traitor...Why would you do this to us? You're our family. Just let us go and we'll never try to backstab you again." Stan Said. I just rolled my eyes at that. I knew what he was thinking...Do you want to know how? I can just read his mind. The mind that is already full of ways to backstab me in the back if I was foolish enough to trust him.

"Are you serious Stan? Trying to get my sympathy from pretending that you guys are still my family. Well newsflash...I never saw you guys as family after remembering all the things that you all put me through. Besides do you really think that I would trust the words of a conman?" I stated.

"Why you..." Ford started. I just held up my hand which made him angry. Not like I care since I finally see him as he truly is. A hack who uses some old knowledge to help the rebellion plan ahead. To be honest...Bill can always walk into the Shack, but he just decided to humor us by pretending that he couldn't. 

"And look it's Ford. The self proclaimed genius whose knowledge about the supernatural is super outdated. Unlike you..I can see the bigger picture and don't need to make a plan that would've guaranteed failure if Bill didn't notice the absence of your sixth finger." I said.

"Pinetree...What do want to say to them before their days of pain and torture begin." Bill Asked.

"I just want to say that I hope you guys have a wonderful time during your stay. Now I'm going to go Bill since I don't want to be around meatsacks who smell of greed and lust. By the way Mabel...Don't even try to make a move on my husband or I'll ruin your face of yours like you ruined your life by foolishly thinking of this scheme in the first place." I Said. 

Bill POV:

Pinetree carefully went up the stairs after saying his piece. If only he wasn't pregnant then I'll have some hardcore fun which would make him unable to walk for the next couple of weeks.

"Bill...Let us out of here now." Shooting Star yelled.

"Why should I?" I Asked.

"If you do..You can do whatever you want to me." Shooting Star Said while blushing.

"That's gross Shooting Star. There is no way that I'll touch you like my Pinetree who will torture you for disregarding his warning about flirting with me. Besides I bet you let every man do you if you had the chance." I stated. 

Shooting Star started to glare at me and start Shooting off at me, but I just knocked those meatsacks all out. Besides I have to prepare for tomorrow..Where the fun can begin.

Hopefully they'll enjoy their stay because....

THEY'RE NEVER LEAVING!!!

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