The Ghost Crew (-Kanan) Chat

Ezra: So today, Kanan got a new phone but the delivery guy, a.k.a TK-BOB, gave it to me, so I played around with it...

Sabine: I've gotta see where this goes! What did you do to it??

Hera: Ezra....

Chopper: Whoop! Whoop! The new droid translator feature came out! I'm so f****** happy!!!

Hera: Chopper! Language!

Ezra: Yay.. something else to annoy me... *looks at Ahsoka's now beaten up Furbacca in carbonate screaming for food*

Sabine: You have really got to get rid of that thing...it's a monster.

Hera: At least it hasn't populated the Ghost.

Furbacca: Yet....

Sabine: Zeb! Get the Ezra Buster 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999!!!!!!

Zeb: I really just don't get it why Ezra won't keep out of the vents. How many Buster's has he blown up in the past three years??

Ezra: It's not me this time. It's that Furbacca Rex gave to me as a thank you present.

Sabine: Just use it to suck out that thing.

Zeb: I hate my life...*hulls in large hoover with a can of HYP JUICE attached to it*

Hera: Zeb, whatever you do don't let the Furbacca get the HYP JUICE.

Zeb: Why?

Hera: You don't want to know...

Chopper: I can talk!!!!

Ezra: I don't care! Now go to the shuttle wash, and get the Phantom scrubbed, by hand, with Wax and HAND DRYED.

Chopper: No one loves me....

FORCEBOOK: Chopper has left the group chat, sadly. Why are you so mean to the poor guy?

Zeb: *wearing a pair of boxers with ballet shoes and Anakin Skywalker's hair*Let's do this! *turns on the EZRA BUSTER*

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The Ghost Crew (+Kanan) Chat

Kanan: Who deleted my account??

Ezra: ZEB!!

Zeb: WTF!

Hera: It was Chopper

Chopper:*innocently scrubs Phantom 2*

Kanan: Who ever did it.....I LOVE MY NEW PHONE!!!!!!! IT'S SPACE GOT SPACE A SPACE NEW SPACE SPEAKER SPACE WHATSIT FULL STOP.

Hera: You don't need to say "SPACE"

Ezra: or "FULL STOP"

Kanan: I SPACE wasn't Space, Cheesey.

Ezra: Kanan, that's well below you...

Kanan: WHAT QUESTION MARK?

Hera: Please stop saying the punctuation you want to use.

Kanan: I'M NOT EXCALAMATION MARK!

Chopper: It was Ezra. The end.

Kanan: EZRA EXCALMATION MARK X100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *grabs Erza by neck and starts to strangle him*

Forcebook: We are having technical difficulties. Bye!