Kallus PMs Vader

Kallus: Morning Lord Vader

Vader: What is the reason for this?

Kallus: I've hacked and stolen all the GHOST crew's phones!!! They're all blaming it on Ezra!!!!!

Vader: This is good! NOW LET ME AT'EM!!!! IT WILL LEAD THEM TO TURN ON EACHOTHER!!!! MAYBE even lead me to Skywalker so I can kill him and get A SHINEY MEDAL TO GO WITH MY OTHER ONE!!!

Kallus: why?

Vader: May I?

Kallus: fine........  Let me send you the program........ wqertyuili87654321234567777"£$%^&^%$£

Vader: You shall be paid generously......

Kallus: Thank you Lord Vader

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Palpatine posted a comment

SITIN' ON THE TOILET, PEEING UP A TREE!!! WHILE HACKING THE REBELS' PHONES!!!!!

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comments:

KINGOFLOOSERVILEWHOSMELLSLIKEDUNG: WHY DID YOU DO THIS!!!!!

ASSHOLEQUEENOFDIGBATS7567: I AM NOT A GIRL!!!!!!!!

MILEYCYRUS:  WHY?

IVONAPEE: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MEEE!!!!!

ICEBANKMICEELF: I DO NOT DO THAT!!!!!

CANTSHOOTABALSTEREDTHING: I CAN SHOOT VERY WELL!!!!

HAMSOLO: CHEWIE, PUNCH THAT AWFUL MAN!!! HE'S OFFENED ME!!

PURPLENAKIDWOOKIE: ARRRGHHHHHH!!!! I AM NOT YOUR FURRY CARPET!!

BAGGYSHAGGYDOG: ARRRGHWHHHH!!!!!

Palpatine: OH YEAH BABY!!!! I JUST MESSED YOU UP AND IT FEELS GOOD NOW LET ME EAT A TACO!!

Vader: *coughs* you are welcome!!!

Kallus:$$$$$ KA-CHING!!£££££

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Rex logged on.

Fives: REXY!!!!!! COME HERE MY SPESHUL BOY!!!!!!

Ahsoka: AHSOKA!!! Stop embarrassing me!!

Fives: WHY IS MY BUNDLE OF FLUF SCARED TODAY? WHAT'S WRONG, REXY??

Ahsoka: Rex, I can explain..... * Drags Fives off his squishy body*

Fives: REXY YOUR BUTT LOOKS SO SEXY!!!!!

Ahsoka: Echo did a stupid experiment and we were his guinea pigs. And as you can bloody well see it failed. A drunk and stupid version of Ahsoka is trapped in my body! LOOK AT ME I'M A GIRL! NOW I HAVE TO SHOWER WITH THEM AND DO BALLET PLUS WEAR A NIPPLE BRACE!!!!!

Rex: that just sounds so wrong.......

DONALD TRUMP: WILL YOU GET OUT OF MY CONTINENT YOU MEXICANS!!!!!

Rex: WE ARE FROM KAMINO, A PLANET PART OF THE REPUBLIC!!!!

President Obama: WILL YOU STOP WHINING ABOUT THESE HEROES!!!!

DONALD TRUMP has left the conversation.

Rex: Thank you, Mr President.

President Obama: No problem, Captain.

President Obama has left.

Rex: God bless America!

Fives: GET YOUR KRIFFING ASS HERE YOU KRIFF DOG!

Ahsoka: Ahsoka I've got a TWINKIE!!!!

Fives: TWINKIE!!!!! GIVE ME IT NOW!!!!

Ahsoka: Go fetch!! * throws it*

Fives: WOOF WOOF!!! *fetches it*

Rex; Thanks!

Fives: WHY AM I IN A DUDE'S BODY?? WHY DO MY ARMS SMELL OF BODY ODUR?!??!?! WHERE'S MY BODY GONE?!??!! ECHO YOU ARE SO DEAD!!!

Ahsoka: Yeah, it's kinda messed up......

Fives: ARRGH!! YOU'RE IN MY BODY! AND I'M IN YOURS DOES THIS MEAN THAT I'M STUCK LIKE THIS......

Ahsoka: yes..... it does.....

Fives: NOOOOOO! NOW I'LL HAVE TO SHOWER WITH MEN, NAKID!!!!!!! ARRGH!!!!! ECHO YOU KRIFF DOG!

Ahsoka: Now I'm stuck wearing nipple braces.......

Rex: THIS IS NUTS! I'M OUT OF HERE!

Rex has logged off.

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