Echo has uploaded a live stream!!!

Echo: I've mastered it!!! I've mastered the body swap 2005!!!!

And now I will test it on my four subjects!!!!!!!!!

Anakin: *off camera and certainly not being held down by the naked Green Ninja* The last time you said that Fives had to go to therapy and screamed Nipple Brace!! In his sleep.....

Echo: I assure you that this is 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999%  efficient.

Anakin: I forget that nothings ever going to be 100% safe. Not even a private bathroom....

Echo: Today my test subjects are: Anakin Skywalker and his secret wife Padme!!!

Padme:*thrown through a window and crash lands in a chair and is then tied down by the naked Green Ninja* ARRRGH!!! WHERE THE HELL AM I!?!?! THE REPUBLIC WON'T ARGEE TO THIS!!!

Anakin: Hi Padme!

Padme: Oh hi Ani!

Echo: I will now pour this non toxic green liquid in to the Naked Green Ninja's mouth for him to puke on to my subjects!! *pours about 1234567876543212345678909876543 Litres of the weird stuff into the Naked Green Ninja's mouth*

Yoda: *disguised as the naked Green Ninja*  Comes, here it does......*pukes all over the secretly married couple and then does some crazy ritual dance around them before humping Anakin's head* It's soooo warm.....*poofs into thin air*

Padme: What.....the HELL  was that?? Why was he doing that??! Why on me!?!?!?

Anakin: Honey.... I think we swapped bodies.....My hair feels all greasy! Ew!

Padme: Hey! I'm a Jedi, who's been held against their will in a tiny room with Yoda and Yaddle!

Anakin: ECHO! YOU ARE SOO DEAD!!!!!!!!

Echo: I will be doing ANOTHER  live stream in a couple of days time when I see these two love birds live each others lives!

Padme: Nipple braces......

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Ahsoka: Master Plo, can you look after my furbacca?

Plo Koon: I would be honoured to, little 'soka.

Ahsoka: Here the care list:

12 minute walks x 34 per day

5 baths, one every other hour until 3 pm

Bed time:

2 hot bubble baths

cookies

milk

a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

chapter of Beauty and the Beast

a nice long cuddle

a King sized bed with 12 pillows

food:

no feeding after midnight

no liquids

no meat

no furbaccas

cookies

education:

YouTube

Plo Koon: I will do my best! *worries like it's the final minute of an exam that will decide the rest of your life*

Ahsoka: Bye!! *hops on a jedi cruiser with a crazy looking Echo and a scared Anakin*

Furbacca: ME KILL YOU!!! *looks evil for a second and goes all nice* I love you!! He he ha ha!!

Plo: Ok.....walkies!!

Furbacca: Me want to go walkies!! *leaps up onto plo's shoulders and leans in* Me gonna have fun with knifey!

Plo: Let's go!! *walks Furbacca several times around Corusaunt until bed time*

Furbacca: Me thirsty! Me want water!

Plo: No. No water.

Furbacca: ME WANT WATER!!!! *looks like Plo's worst nightmare*

Plo: Ok....I will go get you the water.

Furbacca: Me gonna have fun with Knifey......

Plo:*returns to Furbacca's room with glass of water.* I have the water you wanted.

Furbaccca: Yay!! Now we have fun!!!

Plo: *walks: into pitch black room* Furbacca???? *trips over something* ????

Furbaccas: WE KILL YOU NOW!!! HEHEHEHEHA!!!

Plo: No. You will not! You will behave or Ahsoka won't be happy with you. Do you want that??

Furbaccas: KNIFEYS!!!! EH!

Yoda: *magically appears wearing a tight leotard* F****** FURBACCAS!! *starts slashing through them*

Furbaccas: ARRGH!!!

Plo: Take this! *kicks them out of the nearest window* And take that! *uses Lux as a club and starts whacking more furbaccas out of the window*

Lux: OW!!

Plo: Shut up, club.

Yoda:*farts all over the place, knocking out every living thing in the room, including the furniture, except Plo* Nighty Night......! *hits the floor and snores*

Lux: X_X

Plo: Fine by me.

Furbacca: You haven't seen the last of mesa!! *jumps out of the window*

Plo: Not another invasion.

Yoda:..........*poofs to the land of the not so dead*

Plo;*contacts pest control* I would like to report a rat infestation.......

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A/N

 FORCEBOOK is back!!

Echo is back! Furbacca is back!!!! New guys are back!!!

I will try and do at least one update a week.

I hope you enjoyed this!

Keep on laughing!