FORCEBOOK: Fives has started a private group chat. 

Fives:Psst....is anyone still up?

Rex: I am now! 

Echo: What's the big idea? It's stupid kriffing o'clock in the morning and we have a battle. Go to sleep Fives.

Fives: Not following your orders, Echo. 

Jesse: Hey....thanks for the wake up call....I don't even need one. Do you have any idea who much I'm regretting sharing a room with Kix? All he ever does is snore for about four hours, wakes up from the land of nod, stomps around the room and throws washing all over me and makes a lot of noise in the refresher for about three hours, before moaning about not having his morning caf. He then locks himself back in the refresher to do maintenance on his ridiculous high maintenance hair cut. Finally, he complains about me being late to briefings. 

Kix: how else do you expect me to look like everybody's favourite medic? I mean who doesn't love their hair? 

Tup: I do but you keep threatening to shave it off. 

Kix: As a joke.

Tup: No. Last night you appeared in my room, pinned me down and pulled out a vile pair of used clippers. 

Fives: Thank goodness Cody or Helix aren't in this chat. 

Cody: we've been here since the very start!

Helix: This is gonna make some nice, juicy gossip....heheheh. 

Fives: At least the Generals don't know about our nightly chats....we would be on latrine duty for infinity if they ever saw what we talk about.

Kix: I've got to go and play medic....who even signed me up for the 3Am shift?

Helix: I did because it's boring doing nothing for hours on end. Why don't we pull a prank?

Rex: I can't turn off my notifications....or put my phone on silent...

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Rex: Stop it!!! Now I have to go through and see what letters you've missed....

Helix: ßeautiful spamming, Echo.

Echo:  I just found this good old pic of us...

Rex: why aren't I in it?

Echo: Because you were on a date with out us.....

Rex: the last time I checked, going on a date was with a special someone and our relationship is meant to be secret. Now go to sleep before I find that kriffing furbacca and shove it in your bed.

Echo:*sniffles* I'm special....

Kix: We all know your special as you got to rise from the dead.

Echo: Says the LAST SURVIVING CLONE.

Jesse: what the heck do ya mean?

Kix: Yeah, what he said.

Echo: whoops...I shouldn't have mentioned that.....

FORCEBOOK: Echo has left the group chat, potentially destroying the universe as we know it. 

Fives:??????????????????? 😵 

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Anakin Skywalker announced: P@RTY @ JEĐI TEMPŁE. EVERYØNE WEŁCØME. 

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Chancellor Palpatine can't sleep. The Republic is doomed.

Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda, Ahsoka Tano, Mace Windu, C-3PO, Padmé Amidala, Commander Ponds, Bly, Plo Koon, Darth Vader, Kazan Jarrus, Ezra Bridger, Just Maul, Duchess Satine, Lux and 99486837572884773773 said they are going. 

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Ahsoka: Great party, Skyguy!

Obi-Wan: I need dance lessons...nobody dances like they did in my day....

Anakin: You aren't that old. 

Obi-Wan: I'm in my late thirties, Anakin. That is old by my standards.

Ahsoka: Who invited those guys?  *points to Just Maul, Vader, Boba Fett and Sidious on the dance floor*

Anakin: Not me... 

Vader: Check out my sweet sweet moves...and my crew hasn't accidently shot themselves for once!

R2-D2: 

Ahsoka: Since when could 3PO move like that?He just shuffles. 

Obi-Wan: We're out of pizza. I'm going to get more. 🍕 

Anakin: Ok.

Poe Dameron has joined the party with his band of Resistance pilots.

Poe: Are you responsible for this party? 🎉 

Anakin: Yes because this Temple is boring and I wanted to change things up a little bit. 

Ahsoka: Who's that guy dancing with the scruffy looking guy? and what's with the bobble head?

Anakin: I have no idea....

Old Crazy Ben: I am Crazy Old Ben, the Village Crazy.....from the plantet of sand. I'm totally not an older version of a certain sassy Jedi Master with copper hair. This nerf herder here is Han Solo. He claims to be the best pilot in the galaxy. He owns an oversized dog.

Han: Chewie is not a dog.

Anakin: *rolls eyes* Ok...remind me to never let Obi-Wan leave the Jedi Order.

Ahsoka: Good idea.

Chewbacca: *purrs as Old Crazy Ben strokes him*

Ben: Good cow!

Ahsoka: Moving along....Where is Rex and the gang?

Anakin: I gave them specific instructions to go to sleep. They have a long few days ahead of them.

Ahsoka: Yet you're letting me stay up late.

Forcebook: *Teleports the entire 501st, 212th and 104th legions to party.*

All Clones: *dressed in sleepwear and undies*

Rex: Ok...technology is advancing way to fast.

Fives: LET'S PARTY PEOPLE!!! *immediately heads to chocolate fountain*Yum! *drowns in chocolate and marshmallows*

Kix: I'm not dressed for this...*magically ends up in a pink tutu* Gee. Thanks. This has totally solved my problem. *spots Echo* What did you mean earlier?

Echo: *secretly in charge of the whole universe* Nothing. It was just a joke. *presses Blue Lagoon cocktail in to Kix's hands*

Kix: *graciously excepts drink and shrugs* Meh.

Anakin: Please don't party like there is no tomorrow, because we're shipping y'all out tomorrow.

Ahsoka: I don't know why you even bother, Skyguy. They're party animals.

Old Crazy Ben: Who wants to play CrAzY gOlF?

Ahsoka: *forces Lux to become club. Again.* Count me in!

Anakin: It wouldn't hurt....

Old Crazy Ben: *summons golf course from thin air* Round 1!

Lux: *given up on fighting Ahsoka*

Ahsoka:*whacks the ball with Lux's head*

Anakin:*cheats with Force* A hole in one!

Rex: This is why I never play against him.

Lux: *now has a huge golf ball shaped dent on forehead* Ow...

Obi-Wan: I GOT DA PIZZA!!!

Kix: Mine?

Jesse: Mine.

Kix: Mine.

Rex: Not getting trampled by Vod today...

Cody: Mine.

Helix: Mine.

Wolfe: MINE.

Fives: MINE!

Obi-Wan: Oh Force....*helplessly gets trampled by most clones in the room*

All Clones: MINE! MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE!

Anakin: Why is it that Clones go gaga for pizza?

Rex: It's one of the first foods you fed us that wasn't ration bars. Pizza is sacred.