" Hey cosmo! " Timmy shouted, looking at the emerald haired fairy that probably loved him more than his deadbeat dad.

" What?! " Cosmo retorted, belching from his beer, he had issues with alcoholism, but now everyday ever since Wanda died it just got worse.

" Cosmo, I wish for the nigga pass " Timmy requested, his eyes still bright with joy that someone would care about him in a world where almost nobody did, he was an average kid, that nobody understands.

" Holy shit Tim! You just said nigga without the nigga pass! " Cosmo screamed.

" I MUST PUNISH YOU! DA RULES SAY SO! " The fairy shouted angrily, whacking Timmy brutally on the head several times with his wand, until he was whisked away into another world.

Timmy woke up sitting on top of Bob Ewell's face. " I luv ya, Slim Tim " He said, hugging Timmy tightly.

" W-What? " Timmy said, looking as Mr Ewell talked as if they knew eachother for a long time.

" How's the baby? " Bobby with the body asked, loosening his arms to reveal a large bulge in Timmy's stomach.

" Holy shit! IM GREGNANT?! " Timmy shouted, screaming as he would give birth to starving children while Cosmo and Bob had drinks together

Le End

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