"Colonel Fury, I accept your offer; but if you or Anthony send me to clean up his mess......I will be pissed"

"Understood Miss Jones"

Fury sent Wade and I to Stark tower to meet with the others.

"Hey Wade who's the shortie?"

"Stark the least you could do is be polite"

"Whatever Capsicle"

Stark and Rogers continued arguing while Banner was mixing various chemicals.

"Hey Doc, I wouldn't mix those if I were you"

"I'm sure brother Banner knows what he's doing malady"

"Look out!"

I yanked the flask out of his hand and surrounded it with a crystal barrier just as it exploded.

"Wow neat trick" Wade commented.

"Thanks Miss......uhh"

"Jones, Samantha Jones, at your service Doctor Banner" I said doing a little curtsey.

A few moments later, Fury showed up with urgent news.

"Hello Avengers, I see you've met your new teammate"

"Yeah, so what's with the sudden drop in?" Natasha questioned.

"I'm glad you asked, the city is being terrorized by a delusional man who insists that we are hiding his precious 'Alice' and threatens to blow downtown New York to smitherins"

"God damn it, of fucking course. Aren't I just so lucky today?" I curse catching most by surprise and Tony automatically admires my attitude.

"Excuse me ma'am language" Cap tries to correct.

"Oh shove it soldier boy" I snapped back.

"Alrighty well Jarvis, please bring up all the info on this punk"

OF COURSE SIR RIGHT AWAY

Not necessary Tony I can give you guys all the info you need"

{Sam's profile given}

Maximilian Hattenstein "mad hatter"

23 years old schizophrenic

Lives in a state of mind where all he sees is the world of Alice in wonderland

Obsessed with ex girlfriend Samantha Jones.

{End of summary }

"Wow now I understand the use of such 'colorful' words"
"Damn girly"
"Holy shit"

"Yup and now he's gone batshit nuts in trying to find me -_-* yay me"

Well time to get the show on the road.