I DO NOT OWN NARUTO

Pairing results:

Naruto:

Hinata - 13

Single Pringle - 22

Looks like Naruto is staying single!

Sakura:

Lee - 8

Gaara - 14

Single - 18

So they're all gonna be Single Pringles! Thanks for taking time to vote, so I will now give you the chapter you have all been waiting for!

"Well, aren't we lucky to be able to skip the Academy and become Genin already?" Naruto grinned at his siblings, who smiled back. "And we're only five! Does that mean we're prodigies?"

"You bet!" Sasuke grinned.

The three of them were lying around in the Uchiha brothers' room.

"No having to put up with tedious lectures and lessons we already know like we originally planned. . ." Sakura sighed blissfully.

"So, since we know Kakashi is our sensei and gonna be at least 3 hours late, would you guys like to go to Ichiraku's?" Naruto suggested, and was greeted with nods.

They hopped up and faced the window.

"Okay, race you there in 1. . . 2. . ."

The window was suddenly flung open and a very messy-looking Kakashi stumbled into the room, panting heavily. "Training Ground 7. . . 5 minutes. . ." he huffed out before shushining away just as the the Rin, who was acting like she was on a stealth mission, slipped through the bedroom door and into the room.

Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura sweatdropped.

"R-Rin-nee-chan?" Sakura tilted her head, trying to guess why Kakashi was so scared and if it had anything to do with Rin.

"Oh, hello! Have you by any chance seen Kakashi?" she asked sweetly.

"Training Ground 7," the boys said in unison.

"Thank you boys! It was lucky I remembered he was your sensei or you would've had to wait for three hours," Rin smiled.

"Oh. . . was that why he was looking all panicky?" Naruto asked blankly.

Rin laughed. "I would think so. Goodbye and good luck with your sensei."

"Thanks Rin-nee. . . we'll need it," the Genin mumbled dejectedly.

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"EH?!" All three of Genin yelled.

Leaning nonchalantly against three wooden poles were Kakashi Hatake, Rin Nohara and Obito Uchiha.

"WHAT THE FRICK FRACK DIDDLY DACK PATTY WACK SNICK SNACK CRACK PACK SLACK MACK QUARTERBACK CRACKERJACK BIOFEEDBACK BACKTRACK THUMBTACK SIDETRACK TIC-TAC ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?!"

The three Jounin sweatdropped.

"What the hell. . . even Obito doesn't say that. . ." Kakashi mumbled to himself.

"Oi!" Obito exclaimed defensively.

Rin rolled her eyes and walked forward, grinning. "Oh, we're not your real senseis. We're just making sure that Kakashi does stuff right instead of being his lazy, nonchalant self."

Before she could blink, the three children were on their knees before her.

"Thank you Rin-sama!" they chorused simultaneously with their faces to the ground.

Rin sweatdropped. "Was Kakashi really that bad?"

"You have no idea. . ." the three Genin sat up and shuddered at the memory.

"Please Rin-sama, do not let him pull out that dreaded orange book! We beg you Rin-sama!" Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto begged dramatically, Obito stifling his laughter in the background as Kakashi gawked in mock-horror.

Rin's aura suddenly grew dark. "What orange book?" she asked dangerously.

Kakashi suddenly started sweating bullets as Obito turned to him, chuckling. "Oh you are in deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep trouble, my man."

"Shut up Obito!" Kakashi hissed as he turned to flee for his life as Rin's dangerously sweet voice reached him.

"Oh Kakashi-kun~"

Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto sweatdropped before sitting on the grass to watch the show.

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{Half an hour later}

Obito sighed, looking at the bored Genin. Terrified screams rang out now and then, but the chase had long disappeared into the village, out of their sight. Effectively taking all the fun away.

For once, Obito was glad he was not Rin's boyfriend.

"Okay, well it looks like those two are going to be taking even longer than we thought. . . I guess I'll be your temporary sensei for now."

The three immediately perked up.

"Shall we introduce ourselves?" Obito smirked.

"You first, sensei~" Sakura sang.

"Alright then. My name is Obito Uchiha, as you all know. I like. . . stuff. I don't like other stuff. My hobbies are spending time with my team or ToKeRa (i'm just nicknaming Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura that) and my dream is to become Hokage!"

"Not if I get it first!" Naruto grinned.

"Then once you become and official Genin, the race is on!" Obito bent down to meet eye-to-eye with the blonde boy, with a challenging smirk on his face.

"Bring it on, Uchiha!"

"Hey you're an Uchiha too."

"No, I'm an Uzuchiha!"

"What the hell is that?" Obito sweatdropped. He seemed to be doing that a lot lately. . .

"A mixture of "Uzumaki" and "Uchiha", because I'm both!" Naruto exclaimed triumphantly.

Obito sighed, giving up on trying to argue with the blonde bundle of energy. "Sakura, you're next."

"Hmm, okay. I'm Sakura Haruno, I like Medical Ninjutsu, reading, dango and my teammates. I dislike people who cannot tell the difference between a scroll and the kunai sealed within it. My hobbies are gardening, reading and spending time with my teammates. My dream for the future is to become a strong kunoichi, and to prove to those who do not believe that women can be strong are wrong."

"Nice," Obito grinned. "Okay, Sasuke-chan~"

Sasuke scowled at his cousin (?). "Quit calling me that. My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I like tomatoes and spending time with my brother and sister. My dislikes are people who cannot tell the difference between a scroll and the kunai sealed within it. My hobbies are pranking with my brother and training. I have not yet thought of a dream for the future, but I would like to make sure we have changed the present for the better."

"Very good. Naru?"

"My name is Naruto Uzuchiha. I like my siblings and training. I dislike those who judge people purely based on look or rumor, and those who hurt others. My hobbies are pranking and training. My dream is to be strong enough to protect the ones I love, and to successfully change the present for the better."

"Okay," Obito nodded. "And since Bakashi is being an idiot and Rin hasn't gotten to him yet. . ."

"KAKASHI HATAKE!"

"I'M SORRY RIN!"

"YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT!"

"PLEASE DON'T DO WHAT I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO DO!"

"HIYAH~"

"OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Obito sweatdropped. "I stand corrected. . ."

"Obi-nii, since we know the purpose of the Bell Test you guys were originally gonna give us, why not just pass us and let us be Genin? You know how strong we are," Sasuke suggested.

Obito rubbed his head. "That would be easier, and hopefully means we can save Bakashi from being pounded into next month. . ."

"Like the last time Rin-nee caught him reading that book?" Sakura giggled.

Obito sighed in exasperation. "I knew I was immature as a kid, but I feel like I'm the only sane, mature person in my team at this moment. Kakashi is a lazy pervert, but still a prodigy, and Rin is a sweet woman but when she's ticked off she turns into a demon."

"Agreed," Team 7 chorused.

"Who knew sweet Rin could be so scary?" Naruto said thoughtfully.

"Yeah, women in general are scary," Obito added.

"Ahem," Sakura cleared her throat.

The three males turned to her. "You're scary when you want to be, Sakura-chan."

Sakura shrugged. "No need denying that, I guess."

As more crashing and screams and angry yells bounced off the village walls, Obito and Team 7 sweatdropped before jumping off the balcony.

"Think Rin-nee's gonna be done anytime soon?" Naruto wondered aloud.

"No chance," Obito deadpanned.

"How long has it been since she caught him?"

"I think. . . nearing two hours?" Sasuke frowned thoughtfully.

"And she's not done," Naruto deadpanned, phrasing it as a statement and not a question.

"Didn't you see the livid expression on her face, Naruto?" Sakura giggled.

". . . point taken."

Sorry for the really short and crappy chapter but ya know. . . you've read my schedule. . . and it turns out I have more homework than usual.

Anyway, ta-ta and thanks for voting and reading!!