A television flickered to life as a news reporter came on air.
"We come to you today with breaking news. A pair of would be robbers were stopped by an unidentified creature. It is believed to be aggressive and capable of speech. If you see this creature, please report your local police officer, do not engage unless you can defend yourself. To those who are able, there is a $50,000 reward for the capture of this creature. We will stay live with this story."
        The television shut off.

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