you and jungkook go to the carnival for a date and as you're on the new "bizarro" vertical rollercoaster the ride suddenly stops just as the cars are about to come to a drop, leaving you dangling next to each other to soothe his fear of heights, crack jokes and await help from maintenance.

and irritated third-wheel taehyung dangling in the row behind you by himself,

"awww, look at you two so happy and in love and not dead inside! ha, get fucked both of you, seriously."