every morning jimin gets on the bus and sits down with his backpack in the seat across from you and your homegirl and puts his headphones in without playing any music so he can look like he minds his business when really he's trying to figure out if shannia from criminal justice 101 is still talking shit about you at school.

(and one morning he slips up by agreeing when you say "if she doesn't get her part of the project done by 5'o clock i'mma five o' clock her in the jaw.")