Some random person: So how did you two meet?

Kieran: It's a great story, let me tell you!

Echo, internally: Oh no

Kieran: So I'm walking along, minding my own business... when suddenly, I find Echo laying blackout drunk on the side of the road—

Echo: [cuts her off before she can continue] That is NOT how it happened! 😡

Omega: [holding back giggles]