Well I'm back with the story.

Are you single?

*I know you are*

Then this chapter will definitely help you to get a girl.

It's tried and tested by me..
Ahh... I mean in the story.

Let's start the madness.

“what’s the plan? X 3”, he asked.

“can’t you give me a second”

Why I’m the one helping this fool in his not-even-started love.

After hours of great thinking and fake discussing with myself I got an idea.

“how about a love letter?” I said like I was a love guru.

“but last time a guy did the same and his handwriting was matched and…...”,

“yes and...”

“he was rusticated”,

“oh, now cancel the love letter”

“what next”,

“I will tell you tomorrow”

Day ended with a responsibility on my shoulder to come up with a plan.

I asked my heart which was supposed to be in me by default,

“what should we do for that idiot”

Heart: just tell him truth that she will reject him and he will be crying in a corner.

“what you’re thought in this my precious brain”

Brain: well heart is right; he won’t get the girl tell him to simp over a girl on Facebook. It would be better.

“you both are rude in love matter you know”

Brain & Heart: because we belong to the same fool you know.

“what”

*Background: are lalle yaha toh sabhi dill jale Hai*

“who the fuck played that just… just shut up, I will be on my own”

The next day I got a plan and told Anuj about it,

“I will get her number and by that you will find her on Facebook and propose her there, even if she rejects you nobody will know about it also go with a different id okay”

“you’re a genius bro”,

“I know I know”

“how will you get her number, are you a playboy or something”,

“shut up idiot, I will ask her to show me her I’d card and I will memorize the number”

“but it would be her parent’s number”,

“you can find her in the friend list idiot!!”

“oh, you’re so smart”,

“don’t overdo that”

I got her number and my my she didn’t suspected me as I’m the new kid.

I’m God ha ha ~~~ ha ha~~~ *trying to do evil scientist laugh*

Ha ha~~ ha~~ oh

hoho *coughs*

Man, this laugh took a huge tore on my throat.

“here’s your number” I said handling the information I gained.

“sardar khush hoya, bahut khush hoa”,

*gabar’s mimicry*

“oye that’s enough”

School ended and I got to home, mom told me the college guy in the building in front of ours will be my new tuition teacher,

“wow, holy shit I thought first week in this place will be free from study but god wants me to do shit all day right”

God: shut the fuck up ok.

*speechless*

Next day at school Anuj said he did what I told and is waiting for the reply,

Well, we both were curious.

Classes got down one by one and again in the end of this day too I can only say,

“they were all numbers and alphabets on that black board”

In the tuition classes, I was entering the room and I saw a familiar face in there, he is in my class I know that face.

We introduced each other and his house was so close man I could just walk for 15 seconds and boom his house was there, his name was Tarun.

I spend next few days with him in the school and soon we were good friends.

In the mean time I forgot about Anuj as he was absent due to some appointment with his doctor.

He came back 3 days later; his eyes were down like he was in some mental trauma.

“what’s up boy”

“Anu...urag I. I…”,

“what happened”

“I got rejected”, 

*Anurag: laughing inside*

Heart: see we told you na, as I said he’s crying like a baby.

Brain: why boys these days cry over little things like this.

“mister his heart is broken”

Brain: I was talking about the same little thing.

*speechless*

I asked him more about how he got rejected,

“well, I started the conversation and after few minutes she called me what you know”,

“how dare she called you a Moth%#fu@*&%$”

“nooo, she... she… sh…”,

“what the fuck she she just come on the point”

“she called me bro”. 

*laughs* 

*laughs* 

*and laughs* 

“oh man she didn’t friend zoned you but Brozoned you that’s even worse” I couldn’t stop laughing.

*Tanuj hits Anurag also give a head lock from WWE*

Anurag: Next time ho... how...ww... oh man that hurts let me complete the outro of this chapter.

*Tanuj tightens his grip*

Anurag: next time how to get out of friend..zoo.ooo oh.

The ENd