Fanta Crush

As I fled back to the castle to gather up some warriors to fight, I heard a rustling in the trees. I immediately grabbed my bow and notched a pure sugar arrow. (I know, I know, but pure sugar arrows are WAY better than our standard, run of the mill carbonated arrows. Those things couldn't even TRY to kill something. Or, someone.) I heard another rustle and aimed towards that. Fortunately, it was just a Coca-Cola cat.

I went over to it and petted it a few times just to show it that I was friendly. While I was petting it, I thought I heard someone growl "HA! We've got you now!". I flung around and let my arrow go straight into the man's chest. He dropped down, bleeding badly from where his heart was. I brushed some hair out of my face, then realized he had a comrade. He advanced towards me and I unsheathed my silver dagger I got from a friend in Pastria. He disarmed me, (Only because I was caught off guard!) but it seemed that he had never used a dagger before and sat there, sort of examining it. Once he decided he knew how to use it, (He didn't. He almost threw it at me. What an idiot.) he casually walked towards me, listing everything that my father plans to do with traitors. He was too close to use my bow, and anyways, I had used my last arrow on the other oaf. He was all up in my face now and I pulled out a handkerchief. He sat there for a second, puzzled by my revelation before he demanded: "WHAT IN THE NAME OF HECK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?".

"What, can a princess's last move not be polishing her tiara?" I asked as I took off my sparkling Crystal Pepsi crown, my only gift from my mother. "FINE." He grunted. I started to wipe my tiara then kicked him in the groin. He toppled and I stabbed him about 12 times with my headpiece. Once I decided he was dead, I wiped the blood off my tiara then put it back on my head. "Welp, that sure was useful." I smiled, but it faded once I realized that the thing that saved my life in this mess, was the thing that put me IN the said mess.

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