Me: *reads dare* uh oh-FRED!

Fred: wat?

Me: *shows Fred dare*

Fred:

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Me: what's so bad about that? You flirt with everyone

Fred: yea but it's kinda weird to flirt with someone that flirts with me that I don't like

Me: I see where your heading with this but hey..a dares a dare bro...

Fred: fine

Fred stumbles over to fex

Fred: uh hey....gorgeous?...

Fex: excuse me~?

Fred: it's a dare so don't get any ideas!

Fex: ok then you obviously need lessons on how to flirt~~! Allow me to demonstrate

Fex: ehem...Hey baby~ does any fun come with they shake~

Fred: •///•

Me: fex! No! Fred is supposed to be flirting with you!

Fred hides behind me

Fred: *holds up cross* THE POWER OF CRISIS COMPELLS YOU!

Ask and dare us (sorry I'm really tired)