Me: Happy New Year!
Everyone: -.-
Me: What?
Everyone: ITS ALMOST BEEN A MONTH
Me: :'( DONT YELL AT ME! *transforms into a dragon for some reason. Before I can fly away though, nightmare Bonnie appears looking much more horrible then normal*
NB: HALP.
Speck: Where are you Nightmare Bonnie?
NB: *freaks out*
???: I got this. *gun clicks*
Me: WOAH WOAH WOAH. No killing here!
???: Sorry...
Me: @Ella-The-Gamer-Girl , give me the gun.
Ella: But!
Me: *has swords* Give. Me. The. Gun.
Ella: Fine...

Time Skip brought to you by: Nicki Minaj! (This'll make sense in a sec)

Speaker: Oh my god! Look at her b-*cuts off*
Foxy: *stops twerking* Hey!
Me: Stop.
Foxy: No way! *turns on speaker*
Me: *becomes a dragon and rips speaker to shreds* STOP.
Foxy: *screams like a girl and runs away*

My Little Pony! My Little Pony... *music*

After 5 seasons of ponies...

The shadows: *still throwing up*
Nightmares: THE HAPPINESS! ITS TOO MUCH!
Phantoms: Meh
Toys: OMG IT WAS SO CUTE *fangirl/boy over their fave ponies*
Freddy: Too cliché
Foxy: There was no death!
Chica: Can I meet pinkie pie?
Bonnie: uhm okay
Me: Wow. Those responses...
Were expected.
Because I wrote them bye!
Everyone: MY LIFE IS A LIE
Marionette: I found a raccoon! *hugs racoon*

Later...

Marionette: SH*T I HAVE RABIES