Sfw —

- whispers creepy shit to you

- he likes it when you pet his ears

- purposely locks you outside and watches

- often rests his head on your shoulder or chest

- thinks you're really comfy

- he luvs the chubby gorls/boys

- yawns when you start rambling

-  " listen you fucking pleb I told you to save the mayo for me"

- " it was expired "

- " and????"

- cuddle position

- wants you super close 24/7

- hides his face in your hair

- his whiskers tickle you

NSFW ——

- gets turned on really easily

- his hands will get super shaky when he's horny smfh

- he's a switch, any thing you want him to be

- willing to try literally anything

- kinky mofo

- probably likes to tie you up

- overstimulation 🤡🤡

- he gets really embarrassed after sex

-  acts like nothing happened

[ I wrote this as i ate at the dining table ]