(Dylin's PoV)

I looked at the wall, gnawing on my lip as I debated adding the storage myself. I shook my head, pulling out my phone and calling Dan. They picked up after a couple rings.

"Hello?" I said, looking back at the wall.

"Hey. What's up?"

"I need your help. Can you come over?" Hesitation on their side of the line, before they answered.

"I can't. I'm buying clothes."

"Alright. Hurry up then come over here." More hesitation.

"I can't find them." This was starting the look odd. Dan knew a lot about most places and how to find their way around.

"Whattdya mean, 'you can't find them?'"

"I mean I can't find them. There's only soup." Only soup?

"Whattdya mean, there's only soup?"

"It means there's only soup." Dan was a lot of things, but stupid isn't one of them.

"Well then, get out of the soup aisle!" A hiss sounded from their end of the line.

"Alright, you don't have to shout at me!" Footsteps, then they spoke again. "There's more soup!"

I sighed. "Whattdya mean there's more soup?"

"There's just more soup!"

I was getting agitated by this point. "Go into the next aisle!"

More footsteps. "There's still soup!"

I growled faintly. "Where are you right now?!"

"I'm at soup!"

Soup? What the actual fuck? "Whattdya mean, you're at soup?"

"I mean, I'm at soup!"

"What store are you in?!"

"I'm at the soup store!" We have a soup store? More importantly, clothes at the soup store?

"Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?!"

"Fuck you!"

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A/N: Hello, my lil night guards! I know this is mostly dialogue based, but I really love this meme and had to write something and was originally going to write it for my PurplePhone book, but decided to throw Dan in there instead. (Yes, I know it's 'they' now, but I've given up on pronouns of any type, so whatever pronouns I feel like using, I will, but I really don't care which are given to me. (I prefer not to use she/her, but whatever suits you, I guess.)