A bootyful morning, just like the rest.

Springtrap: *in the kitchen eating beans*

Fredbear: I recommend you stop eating those beans.

Springtrap: But bonnie said it was a good source of protein

Fredbear: *thinks* *but hes freaking younger than you!* Oh ok lol

Bonnie: With salsa! *adds sauce to his beans*

Springtrap: Yay

Freddy: Has anyone seen my can of beans?

Bonnie: *runs away*

Foxy: .....I BLAME THE CHICKEN

Chica: Pawk

Freddy: KSKFJFJEJKDIX! FALCON PUNCH! *punches Chica*

Chica: *flies across the room*

Springtrap: *finishes beans*

Foxy: *turns into a pirate ship*

Springtrap: Now excuse me while I blame Scott for changing my gender *rages at Fnaf world*

~~~~Later~~~~

Freddy: I STILL can't find my beans

Fredbear: *rapping* Freddy Freddy Fazbear Freddy Freddy Fazbear lost his beeaanns.

Springtrap: Oh jeez I really have to use the bathroom. *goes to the bathroom*

Golden Freddy: FUUUUUUU *dies*

Foxy: Corn.

*at the bathroom*

Springtrap: I don't...feel so good..*farts so bad that the bathroom stall catches on fire*

Springtrap: *turns into Springbonnie* I AM A GIRL *dies*

Fredbear: NOOOOOOO *dies*

Freddy: So THATS where my beans went

Foxy: Freddy Lad run!

*pizzeria on fire*

Chica: PIZZZAAAAA *catches on fire then dies*

Foxy: MATAY MATAY *dies*

Bonnie: *already died*

Freddy: ANNNDD IIIIIIII *dies* WILL ALWAYS HATE YOU

Pizzeria: *explodes*