It was a beautiful day, the birds singing, the shreks farting, the noises of someone taking a crap....

Freddy: MAMAF***KER *flies out of the pizzeria and breaks a window*

Wait nevermind.

Bonnie: OHMY GOD JUSTIN BIEBBERRRR *dancing in front of a poster of him*

Chica: PIIIZZZAAAAA

Foxy: Hey dude want some pizza?

Golden Freddy: Sure why n- *flies out of the pizzeria and lands on the concrete*

Foxy: SIKE DATS THE WRONG NUMBAH

Everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Foxy: *mlg glasses*

Golden Freddy: ....*ded*

Bonnie: *fanboying*

Chica: *grabs a phone* *dials pingas restaurante*

Guy: Yyyeeeessss?

Chica: PIIIZZZAAAAAAAA

Guy: WHAT THE FU*explodes*

Chica: Pizza?

Freddy: *yelling unintentionally*

????: *bursts in* NOBODY MAKE A MOVE *gun in hand*

Everyone: *le gasp*

????: Because y'all are partying without me! *comes in and begins twerking*

Freddy: OH HELL NO! ITS SHREK

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Foxy: NOBODY PANIC *jumps out a window*

Bonnie: IF U WANT JUSTIN BIEBER, U HAVE TO GET THROUGH ME FIRST!

Shrek: *farting out teletubbies*

Chica: PIIZZZZAAAAA

Golden Freddy: *came back from the dead* Was I calle- *explodes when a teletubbie touches him*

Teletubbies: Tubby custard! *rolling around in custard*

Freddy: *flies across the room*

Foxy: OH GOD ITS WORSE OUT HERE !!!!

*2000 pingas and sun babies littered everywhere outside*

Springtrap: *scream*

Freddy: IM GOING TO RAPE YOU

Chica: PIIUUZZZAAA

Bonnie: *crying cuz Justin Bieber poster got ripped*

*pizzeria explodes*

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