Mr. Hippo: Well, you see, my crush is either Happy Frog or Funtime Chica. Or- or nobody! When I was just a young piece of metal, I always wondered why love existed. Well, I asked my mom and dad. You know what they said? My dad told me 'Kiddo, love is an important part of life. As you grow up, you start to realize what that means.' but I said, 'But what is the purpose for love?'- Ya know, that reminds me of that one time a random lady asked me to marry her before I talked... What was a gonna say? Oh- oh right, my mom said 'Without love, you wouldn't be here!' And I thought about it for a couple years, then I got moved to another place, where I met Happy Frog. Happy Frog was very intriguing. She was also very hyper. But then the manager- or owner whatever- bought a new animatronic, Funtime Chica. She loved taking photos. If I'm being honest here, which I want to come by as honest, I don't know why I like her. She's so annoying. She won't stop talking about selfies, like how Roxanne won't quit talking about herself. Kinda like that one annoying person who is all up in your face, telling you a never ending story that you just can't shut off. Anyways, I realized that love can also be a weakness. Fall for the wrong one, you're screwed! Fall for too many, you're scrapped, fall for non, might as well not exist at that point. So, the main factor is, don't make a move on someone you like, until you know they are the one and you are certain you do not and will not like anyone else in this world.

Moon: *passing his head against the wall*

Sun: *listing while sleeping*

Pheonix: *prob crying or talking to herself*