Person 1: Have you heard? There's a new girl in the village.

Person 2: I heard she doesn't talk all at- wait, oops, haha, mixed that up. Ugh, this isn't going to work, haha!

Author: *sigh* Cut!

Alora: *walking past the random people* *trips and falls, starts laughing*

Person 1: OHMYGOSHAREYOUOKAY?

Alora: *laughing* I'm fine XD

Author: ... cut.

Adwin: *drawing*

Author: *looks to see what he's drawing* Oh my gosh, thta kitten's so cuuute!!! 

Adwin: *sweat drop* they're easy to draw...

Adeline: Adwin, Adwin, I found a frog!

Adwin: *shrieks* GET IT AWAY!!!

Author: 0_0 You're scared of frogs...?

Adwin: ... Igottagobye. *runs*

Adeline: *giggles*

Alora: We are brave knights, searching through a rainstorm. We ride our horshes- Horshes? What? *starts laughing*

Adeline: *giggles*

Author: horshes, haha. cut.

Alora: We ride our horsh- HORSE! HORSE! GOSHDARNIT!!!

Adeline: *laughing*

Author! *dying of laughter* c-cut!

Alora: *rapping* I can't say horse, I keep sayin' horsh, I'm a crazy dreamer who can't even talk an' I wish I could talk without mispronouncing- wait, is the camera on? Dangit. *turns off camera*

Adwin: *sketching the story picture* *gets bumped by a random person* S***!!! WHY! IT WAS GOING SO WELL!

Person: *frightened, tuns*

Author: *gasps* Language!

Kid: *sees Alora* *stares* oh. My. Gosh. YOU'RE ALORA CHARITY!

Alora: Yep.

Kid: YOU MADE THIS BOOK! *holds up a book*

Alora: Yep.

Kid: *freaking out*

Alora: *used to it*

Author: lol

Erik: Okay, Author, this is bullcrap. One moment, you spell my name Erik with a k, the next it's Eric with a c? Seriously!? I swear, the spelling mistakes are going to kill someone, literally! You're going to write a cute scene, but instead of kissing, the characters will be killing each other.

Author: 0_0 Sorry?

Random person: Are you a girl or a boy?

Gene: I'm a person.

Person: Yeah, but are you male or female?

Gene: I'm Gene.

Person: No. *sigh* What's in your pants?

Gene: Fabric.

Author: Leave my baby alone! *picks up Gene abd pushes away person*

Gene: yeee!

Lilly: Let's sit down, my legs are tired.

Erik: My eyes are tired from looking at you.

Lilly: ... *slaps him*

Erik: Ow! Author! She slapped me!

Author: Stick to the script, both of you. *sigh*

Adeline: Adwin, Adwin, we're hungry!

Adwin: You can't allbe named hungry.

Adeline: *stare* Did you really just...

Adwin: Yep.

Adeline: *annoyed* *grumbles*

Author: *laughing at this* cut!

Adwin: Dear Author,

F*** you for killing Adeline's and My parents. That's so cliche.

From,

Adwin.

Author: ...it is kinda cliche, isn't it? Oh well, can't change it now.

Alora: *screaming bloody murder*

The creepy guy: Dude, it's just in the story. Remember? *sigh*

Alora: *still screaming*

The guy: *sigh* You know what, just kill me now.

Alora: *drops behind Ex-boyfriend, lands on her back* ow..

Author: 0_0 You okay?

Alora: *dead*

Author: Oh noes! *revives Alora with Author powers*

Alora: o_O what happened?

Author: Nothing. :P

Adwin: WHAT THE ACTUAL F*** ALORA!?

Alora: lol

Adwin: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE *leaving* NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

Author: I think we scarred him for life.

Alora: *shrugs*