Yea. Basically imma turn things upside down in the last story. Heuheuheuheu(imma have a blast writing this) as always, the pic isn't mine. But that is a true piece of art.

WARNING! this story contains intense stupidity. And cringeworthy jokes that doesn't make any sense. Because being weird is what i do best.

DISCLAIMER!! I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS.

That is all.

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"Cy"
"Cy"
"Cyy"
"Cyyyy"
"Cyyyyyy!!!!!"
"CYYYYY--"

"WHAT!? CAN'T U JUST SHUT UP FOR ONE MINUTE?!"

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>>One minute later<<

"Cy"
"Cy"
"CY--"

"GGRRAAAAAAHHHH SHAT AP U F**--"

and that'll become an infinite loop everyday, as the cat elf bugs cyclops for attention as cy, me dearest cy, studies.

(A/N oh and btw, the narator is Harley)

"PISS OFF HARLEY, THIS IS A CYNA ONESHOT. Y ARE U HERE?!"

UP TO ME LAH. U AREN'T THE BOSS OF ME U FELINE. IT'S MY RIGHT TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND. AND I AM THE NARATOR AND U HAVE NO RIGHT TO TALK BACK AGAINST THE NARATOR OR I'LL SOMEHOW KILL U.

"COULD YOU TWO SHUT UP ALREADY?!  I WANNA STUDY HERE,"
He says, mad at the cat elf for being a complete idiot.

"HEY HE SAYS "THE TWO OF YOU" THAT MEANS YOU TOO. YOU IDIOT" she says. Even tho i didn't want to say that because the narator is currently annoyed with this person that just talked, but this is kinda my job so if i didn't do it i won't get paid and i don't want that. I want teh moneh.

Author: that's too long. Ur salary is going to be cut down this month.

"WHAT THE HELL?" the narator says. In complete anger

Author: u dare defy me? NO SALARY AT ALL!

"WHYY!?!?!"  The narator says.

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"hey, diggie, that stupid cat elf wanted an hourglass like mine for her birthday but i don't know a safer way to make one. Do you know?" Says my cy.

"Eww. Har har.. i love you but.. please no.. this is a story. Please keep our love life away from this...." he says

"Uuhh...? Why is harley here again?" Digger says. Please just call him digger, cyclops. U can only give nicknames to me and me only.

"Oh him? He is the narator. And fine. I won't. stop planning your murder getaway" says cy, reading through my mind like we are connected.

"???????... oookaaay.... uhm... about your question, no. Im afraid i don't know. But we can try and look for a way together"

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"Ooohh boy, here we go again..."cyclops said

TRIGGERED

U DARE DO THAT WITH HIM I'LL COOK YOU NOW, YOU STUPID BIRD. PISS OF MY MAN AND GET THOSE FILTHY WINGS OF MY MAN U FRI---

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Author: i need a better narator..

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Wait! Nana. Don't go to the date!" He says stopping her from leaving. "But why? I thought you're happy for me. Does any of those words mean anything? Are you just playing with me this whole time!?" She says.

"N.. no... it's just"

"JUST WHAT? TELL ME!" Nana shouts startling cyclops

"You haven't paid your debt. You borrowed my money yesterday.." Cyclops said.

"Oh..... uhmm.. "

Miya: why did i agree to this again?

Author: because if you don't zhao'll die.

Miya:oh shiet right.

Author:oh! I forgot to say, Miya is the narator replacement since the first narator is currently hunting down his prey.

---------------BZZZZZZZZZZZZ---------------

"Aaaaaah! Where is he? Maybe i should look around?" Nana thought as she started to get irritated by the amount of time she wasted standing there.

"Hey, isn't that skv?" She says to herself spotting a rather familiar male. "SKV!!! there you a--" her words was stopped at the sight. He was making out with a tv. "SKV WHAT THE HELL? I THOUGHT YOUR HOMETOWN BANNED TVS.!" Nana says "BUT I LOVE HER. SHE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL TV I'VE EVER SEEN. AND I WILL NEVER LIKE SOMEONE LIKE YOU. YOU AREN'T EVEN SQUARE!!" Skv said.

Those words cut through Nana's fragile heart, as the one she loved, loved another. He was right. That tv was very--

Miya: what the hell is this script? That tv isn't even---

Author: stop. Complain one more time, and zhao will be executed for real.

Miya: aaaaaaaarrgghhhh fiiineeee

The tv was indeed "very" beautiful. She  knew that she was no match for a magnificent looking tv like her.

Miya: *facepalms*

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NANA WAS HEART BROKEN
(whoops i forgot to turn of caps and im too lazy to go back so.. lol)
She felt guilty to Cyclops. Because she still hasn't paid her debt. "Ooohh.. Cyclops... im sorry.... i..... i don't have enough money to pay you yet.. i... im so sorry...."

Suddenly a weird noice can be heard from Cyclops' house??

Miya: oh shiet.. what were they doing?

Author: *shows lenny face*

Miya: XDDDD

but Nana didn't think much of it. And she went to sleep with a heavy heart

<<The next day>>

Nana is walking over to Cyclops' house.
Well. That's about it. She's just walking... lol. But as she came closer and closer to his house, something felt off. His house was quite... not as loud as yesterday night....

Nana knocks the door "Cyclops... are you in there?" She says hoping he would open the door but suddenly the door was opened when she tries opening it. "Huh, turns out it's not locked?"

"Cy?"
"Cyclops?"
"Cy??"

She calls, but no replies. Then she tries to open his bedroom door but a peculiar piece of paper says:

"Piss off nothing to see here."

Nana immidiately thought "what the hell?" As she slowly opens the door, seeing cyclops in bed, but immidiately woke up after he heard the door opening.

"Whu.. what? N.. nana? What the hell are yoy doing here?" He says stuttering

"Uhmm... i think.. oh my God."she says
After being surprised seeing that Harley was also there. and also digger...??

"What are u three doing here!? Nana says. Still surprised and startled. "What does it look like to you? We had a slumber party last night but the Harley lost his cool and--"

"*GASP* HARLEY WHAT DID YOU DO?" Nana immidiately says after hearing Cyclops' explanantion. "What? I didn't do anything. I just tried to kill digger for  touching Cyclops." He says . "WHAT? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING I WAS JUST GETTING THE DICE IN HIS HAND, AND THAT TRIGGERS YOU? THAT WAS THE REASON U TRIED TO PUT ME IN HOT OIL?" digger says clearly anoyed by Harley.

And so, the story is now a complete mess.

Miya: can i go now?

Author: sure, whatever. Here take your boyfriend

Miya: (○/////○) WHAAAATT?? NAAAH HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND! AHAHAH. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Ahaha ... ahaha...

Author: 😐 -_-" whatever suit yourself.

~~~~~ FLUFFY AWAAY!! ~~~~~