BACK TO TRADITION PEEPS! Yeah, im still making cracks after the real thing. I just haven't done it in a while because the stories i've got goin isn't really done yet. So i can't really make a crack out of it. XD so yeah! Enjoy!

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Love....

THAT'S BULLSHIT MAN.

I mean come on. Girls these days, they don't want nun unless ya got muns hun.

They only want tah greens. And i ain't one of those bois who got dem greens lyin round every inch of mi casa man. Imma simple guy. Here. Lemme tell ya a story of ma "love life" and how much of a money hoe ma ex is.

So here's how it goes.

We met in a party yea?

Yea.

I got there, lookin' fresh as eva. And damn boi i saw her struttin in da spotlight with her gorgeous hair be like. "Oh em geeh . Im so fuckin beautiful someone ples gib meh attention~~" i mean i gotta admit, she did look hawt back den. And i was liek. Holeh shiet i can't back away from dis. Dis is too gud to pass up. And i waz liek. "Gurl, you fine." She looked at me and wuz liek. "Damn bitch i know. Im so fuckin beautiful. Now friken date me. You look hot with that blue eye like damn. Never thought someone with one eye wood be hot damn."

Ok. So y'all might think, oh she ain't a money hoe. She just a girl who lieks peeps from their appearance. But imma stahp ya der. Cuz NEIN! Y'all thought wrong. I might talk liek a niggah but imma friken nerd i tell ya. I don't friken know why the author made me talk dis wae. Think she tryna make me sound GANGSTA. And a think it might be workin'.

Back to de story on hand. We were liek o yeah damn yes we're datin like woo. We liek do shit together and shit. And we might have done sth we shouldn't have done but .... we did it..

We robbed a cookie shop.

Whut was y'all thinkin der? Ya dirty minded twat. So den we were prolly happy? Idk i forgot. Oh right yeah we were happy den it was all liek. Nothin. There ain't no happyness in dat relationship. It wuz nothin.

One day she was liek. "Bish ya got no muns. Ya cute but you don't haz dat bling bling ka chang ka ching. De CHA CHINGDS man. We done. Imma make out with this riech kid here cuz he haz teh moneh." And when i watched dem makin' out and wuz liek. "Bish, wat the hay.  Ya no wat? I donut gif a dayumn no more."

So den yas. Dat wuz it. Basicaleh.

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Wait... or is it?

Naaaahhhh

We're only on 456 words so far. The author doesn't like posting stoof that's below 1000 words lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao.

Ok thats a lot of lmaos.

So.. now im gonna talk normally.... haha...

So.. my "love life" turns out to be waaaay more than a materialistic bitch. Y'see... there's this other girl... she is... well... she...

She... follows me around.....

Like everywhere...

Even once, when im in a men's bathroom stall... i saw the tip of her tail.. from the stall beside me...

I mean..

HOW DID SHE EVEN MANAGED TO GET IN!?

oh and this one time,

I was like.. done with angela's bullshit and was just drinking tea in my place and suddenly..

P.s im sorry that its tradi and the quality is sht XD i can't rlly digi atm XD also mistakes were obviously made in that pic because i was in a hurry + lazy XD.

SHE WENT LIKE.. THAT AND I WAS LIKE, HOLY SHIT. I SPAT MY TEA BECAUSE SHE SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME. And that moment just scarred me man. Like... i uninstalled that window. No more windows. She scared the hell out of my tiny self. Like... damn.. recalling that moment gives me the creeps. Yeesh.... i was afraid.. i didn't want to go out ... but i had to... i... I NEED FOOD. Food is the only thing that won't betray me... and or creep me out.

Pic explanation: "Nana cupcake."

Cyc:

Oh. Never mind.

Ok aside from that.... creepy ass cupcake... food's the only being that will most likely won't betray me. I understand why Akai married his dumpling now. They're so happy together... im almost jealous. But aside from Nana's creepiness... i guess when i got to know her she's alright... we hung out after i "noticed" her. And it turns out she wasn't as bad as i thought she would be. I thought she was a yandere at first. But nope. She's just a bit weird....

We were friends at first. But then things started to get serious so we got together.  It was doing ok at first.. until then....

Oh... boi...

Until that.. happened..

Somehow she had developed an obsession towards... asses...

AND SHE WOULD LITERALLY CHECK OUT MY ASS AND COMPARE IT TO OTHER'S ASSES. I mean... CAN THAT BE CONSIDERED NORMAL?

Like.. oh God.. why? Uh.. yeah. We broke up after i got seriously disturbed by her.... questionable behaviour...

Why do i have to deal with weird and or girls that are assholes? Tell me why? TELL MEH!? FFS SOMEONE TELL MEH WHY!?.

in conclusion:

-Love is bullshit.
-They don't want nun 'less ya got muns hun
-They're weird
-They don't want nun 'less ya got buns hun

Yep. I actually made a 2 page journal about this.

This has been,

Cyclops, an astronomer of the future. The most handsome one eyed creature who has ever set foot on this universe.

Date:
Who the fuck cares?

WOOO it only took me like... a week since i last updated? XD idk maybe XD. I mean.. this is a crack and it takes less effort to do because you literally don't need to think about the plots and such XD just wing it. Because the thing abt MY cracks are:

-It doesn't have to make sense
-It's stupid
-It contains jokes that only i would probably laugh at (because im terrible at being funny)

SO YEAH. ENJOY I GUESS XD

~~~~~~~FLUFFY AWAY!!!~~~~~~~