Ml Christmas CRACK!!!
Sooo this is gonna be a CHRISTMAS SPECIAAALLL WOOO!!!!!! So..... hope ya enjoy! Sorry if i can't and ot forget to include some characters..... sooo yeah! LETS GET ON WITH THE STORY!!
"Hoaaaahhmmm.... ugh... is it morning already....???" Said a particular malefic gunner. She wakes up from her slumber and walks over to her bedroom window. "*GASP* OMG! OMG!" She says while quickly grabbing her phone and texts her best friend, well best friends because it was a group chat consisting of three members. Miya, Ruby and herself.
Layla's phone:
OMG GUYS. LOOK OUTSIDE
Miya: Oh my Gooorrddd what is it?
JUST LOOK OUTSIDE!!!
Miya: what could possibly be out there that makes you go all excited so early in the morning? OMG ITS SNOWING!?!??!
Ruby:I KNOW IT REALLY IS GOINNG TO BE A WHITE CHRISTMAS GUYS!!!wanna go shopping 4 christmas gifts later?
Sure! Lemme go get ready tho XD
Miya: count me in! Im also gonna get ready. Lets meet in the ml lobby after we're done with role meeting.
Ruby: okay! See u later!
:)
With a smile on her face, Layla sets down her phone and started getting ready for the day.
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"WOOO The seasons are changing ! And so is my mood! Look at all the snow! and ohh the stars at night will look so pretty in this snowy season!! THIS IS WHY WINTER IS MY FAVORITE SEASON OF ALL SEASONS!" a cute potato♡ said showing intense excitement in his voice. "Calm down cy, sheesh it was only yesterday you were complaining and arguing about nerd stuff with birdy over there. How do your emotions change so quickly?" Said a magician while walking with his best "friend". "Because, Harley, SNOW IS FINALLY HERE! Oh an Christmas is right around the corner too! I was getting worried that the snow came very late this year..." Cyclops explained while getting his scarf ready to go outside for the usual role meeting in the moring before the heroes can carry on with their activities. This role meeting is divided into the roles in ml itself theres the usuals like marksmen, mage, assassin, fighter, tank, and support but the one with multiple roles like for example, nana, she is a mage support right? So the ones with mutiple roles can choose where they wanna be XD. The activities are just discussing new possible techinques, or have just any daily life related subjects, and discussing new heroes possibly joining them and such.
"So Cy, wanna like... uhm hang out, or go somewhere later after the meeting?" The magician asked, a little bit shy because he really wanted to spend time just the two of them in this magical season where anything can happen *wink* *wink* "uhm, sure! we can ask diggie or maybe nana to join in too!" He said, while wearing his scarf. "Oh..... uh.... yeah... maybe..." Harley sighed because he wanted to spend the holidays with only Cyclops. "What's wrong bro? U sound sad..." Cy said in concern for his "best friend" . "Oh nothing... i just can't wait to get to the meeting hall, it's freezing outside..." He lied even though his heart aches.. (okay what the fuk? Idk why ok.. lets continue... XD). With that, the two sets off to the meeting hal for their daily role meeting.
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"Aggghhhh.... where should i go today?" Said a pink haired woman to her friend, the church assassin, Natalia. "Gurl, come with me to the assassin role meeting, last time u went to the mm role meeting right? C'mon join me, we can talk abt dissappearing stuff and discuss energy usage with Fanny here, and we're also gonna go shoppin after this, right karina?" Le hooded assassin said while nudging both Karina and Lesley. "Yea gurl, u should join, maybe u could stalk ur bro XD" Karina joked as the four of them walks to the meeting hall. "Haha.. walking? Why do i have to do that? When i can FLY!" Fanny said while firing her grappling hooks and flew away to the direction of the meeting hall. "FANNY NO! YOU'LL CATCH A COLD. THE WIND IS COLD AF AND!" Lesley screamed. Being answered by a faint "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!" from the distance. And Fanny did catch a minor cold, and she got laughed at for not listening. XD
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"Hehehe.... looks like it's working....."
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A few hours passed, all role meering was over. Everyone has finished their meetings, and they were starting to go on with their days. A particular group consisting of a few guys were talking to each other in front of the meeting hall. "Sooo Zilong... got any plans? Or someone to y'know.... mistletoe bussiness with?" He says slightly teasing him. "What? Lmao idk...." The dragon boi answered getting annoyed by Alu's smuggy face that he made everytime he is teasing someone. "Riiiigghhtt.... how bout you Chou?" He asked the now no longer banana. "😒" was his answer. "He is forever single, don't you remember? XD" The cowboy said, while snickering a little.. "thank you for pointing that out." Said the kung fu boi, being ever so sarcastic. "Why thank you. Pffthh... haha..." The cowboy laughed at his friend's reaction. "Speaking of which... Alu... do you have someone?" Chou said while they all leave for... probably the mall because... it's for the sake of the plot. So everyones goin to the mall. "PFFTTT DUH. The ladies are killing themselves just to be with me. OF COURSE I DO. But of all the girls, im onlt attracted to Ruby really, the rest.... im not that interested.. imma try and woo her tonight, because i found out that thr girls, *ahem*Zilong go make a move on Miya*ahem* are going to the mall tonight. So... let's stalk them.... 😏" Alu explained. "Awww shoot is layla there too?" Clint asked. "But of course, but also.. the mall is a nightmare tbh... i also heard the Japanesse couple is goin on a date on spinnerbucks, and "swan and the noodles" are also goin on a damn date in ... i believe Pizza hat. Also some other couples are hanging out in there. Do you wish to proceed Chou?" He said in the middle of mockin Chou because most of the fandom declares him as a forever alone hero. XD "Yes. I wish to proceed. Im immune already. It hurts.. but im used to it..." He said, then they all went off to go to the damn mall.
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Meanwhile, Rafaela and Argus is also.. in the same mall that everyone is going too. XD (nice job Fluffy. Very creative. XD That was sarcasm.). "Argus... i are u thirsty?" The angel said to her partner whose hand is intertwined with hers as they walked along the mall. "Actually... i am... wanna buy spinnerbucks?" He asked while pointing at the store. "Ooooooooo YAS PLEASE." She yelled in excitement. "Whoa ok then let's go buy some" he said smiling at her reaction.. the angel loves blue buff and spinnerbucks offers the best blue buff frapuccino in the intire Land of Dawn. "Welcome to Spinnerbucks. May i... Holy Shit. RAFA?! CRAP. UH... WHAT ARE U DOING HERE?" The blue haired barista asked the two customers on the counter. "Freya?? You work here? But aren't Valkyries get paid a lot?" She asked her friend that is apparently working there. "I... guh..... they cut off my payment for getting caught helping an angel going to a strip club... i mean... ugh... she was forcing mee.... but.. they cut off my salary for 5 months.... so i need to earn some... and Christmas is tomorrow.. i wanna buy gifts too.." she said while playing with her hair because Argus was there. She knew Argus loved Rafa... but her heart can't help to beat faster whenever he was around.. she loved him... but he didn't love her back. He loved her best friend. "Oh... that's unfortunate... i can lend you some money if you want.." Argus said while getting his wallet. Oh and he wasn't wearing his armour and his devilishly good looking face can be shown to everyone.... even the author secretly likes Argus.. heuheu... but Alu still numba one... Heuheu... "NO NO NO NO!! IT'S OKAY! you'll need it for yourself and aren't you on a date? You'll need it!" She says, not wanting to be a burden to Argus "DUDE. IM HELLA RICH. Here, take this. It's okay." Argus says while giving her quite a heck ton of money. "Well... if you insist.... okay.. thank you guys... ugh... im sorry if im a burden to you guys.." Freya said, taking the money from Argus' hand. "No problem Freya! We're happy to be of help!" Rafa said smiling sweetly at her bestfriend.. "Now.. can i have two Blue buff frappucino please? I wanna Drink one so baaaadd!!!!" Rafa said sounding like a little child because it has been a while since she has had one. "Comin right up!" Freya said continued by the process of making 2 blue buff frappucino.
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The mall was starting to get crowded. People was walking, around, buying gifts, and talking, laughing.. all that fun stuff.. the girls was shopping for clothes, and shoes, the guys was.... watching them .... from afar.... Natalia was... stealing..... while Lesley is keeping an eye for her brother, Karina went off to watch a movie with Estes along with saber,fanny,Alpha-beta,Lolita,Bruno,Hilda, and Lapu-Lapu . Everyone was having fun. Except for one particular magician... because he have to spend time with a chicken and an idiotic cat-raccoon, all he wanted was quality time, just him and Cyclops. But Nooooooooo those two other... person who ruins all his plans.. his whole day was him, being all grumpy, and everytime those two idiots asks him sth he'll either say "hmm." Or very short answers. Cyclops noticed his behaviour from time to time but Harley only says "its nothing~~ don't worry about me, cy." And Cyclops didn't want to pick up a fight since he truly loves Harley.. he is just concerned that he doesn't seem to be having a good day. "Hey guys, How about we have lunch? Wanna do Pizza hat?" Cyclops suggested . "YES PLEASE!" Nana screamed in happiness, while diggie said "sure that'll be nice." Then Cyclops makes eye contact with Harley. "How bout you? You okay with Pizza Hat?" He said with a smile that makes Harley's heart rate go up until its over 9000. (I swear i've seen the term "skip a beat" too often and i decided to not use it because im allergic to mainstreamness XD) Harley blushed at the sight. He felt like tht smile was only meant for him, which made his day slightly better. Cy have always made his days felt like it was worth living for. With a happier tone, he says "yeah! Im okay with that" as he smiles back to Cy and makes Cy feel relieved that Harley has once again becomes cheerful.
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"WELCOME TO PIZZA HAT! how many people?" The waiter asks. "Four please." Diggie says. "Ok rite this way peeps!!" The waiter said, while escourts them to their table. And then the regular happens. Yadda yadda yadda. Its too mainstream guys. I ain't puttin it in here. Ok after they ordered their meals.. which are... they all orderred spaghettis and one pizza to share. "Today we have a special part timers that are actually quite popular..." the manager said. Speaking over a microphone. "Ooooh!! I wonder who that could be!!" Nana exclaimed in excitement. "They are.... Lady Odette and Sir Lancelot!" The manager said. "DAFUUQQ?!?!" some of the customers said. "Hi everyone. Im here to sing for you all while you enjoy your meals!" Odette says being all cute in her uniform. "And i will be in charge of the spaghetti making because im a noodle master." Lance stated sounding very arrogant. (XD noodle master XD). After the two .... special(?) Guest introduced themselves and their roles they.. saterted doing their things.. the customers was well.. eating.. XD and such.. stuff... yea... the author is confused... XD. Odette saw some familliar faces eating in the Pizza hat and decided to come up to them to talk to them. "Hey! Aren't you guys from the mage role meeting? Cyclops and Harley right? One of the deadliest pairs in the mage industry! Oh! And i see you sometimes! Nana right?" She said in excitement because she gets to meet her fellow mage outside the meeting hall, and one of the most popular ones too. The two magicians blush a little at the compliment, they were aware about their power but they can't believe that the swan princess herself notices their power. "Uhmm.. yeah.. yes we are. It is an honor to meet you here, Princess Odette." Cyclops politely answered. "Oh My God. Your highness regocnizes me? It is such an honor your majesty." Nana exclaimed at Odette's words. "I feel left out... 😫" said Diggie with a small tone lmao idk how to describe things tbh XD. "Oh my.. it's okay XD you all don't need to be so formal around me, call me Odette. Now, it's been nice meeting you all, but im going to need to go get ready! See you later guys!" Odette says before going to her little stage that the manager had set up for her. "LUNCH IS SERVED." Lance proudly said to the four that Odette has just finished talking to. He puts the four dishes onto the table and takes over the lid thingy. And all that was shown was.... one strand of spaghetti in the shape of an l ....... "........ i *ahem* i did not order this." Harley complained. Trying hard to not let his face show how annoyed he was. "But of course you didn't. I changed all the menu into Lancelot spaghetti. And everyone that ordered a spaghetti have to eat this. Because the only noodle menu today is Lancelot Spaghetti." He says. "..........." no words was spoken only facepalms was shown from the mage genius. "You'll still have ur pizza tho. Anyways, enjoy ur meal~" he added while walking back to the kitchen. The.. four of them don't really have a choice but to eat it. So they did. Eat one friggin strand of spaghetti for lunch. Well at least it tastes good. But still a ripoff. Because they're not even full. Thankfully the pizza was normal so they weren't that hungry XD. As they were eating Odette started singing her song. And the lyrics was... "SWAAAAAANN!!!" "SWAAAAAANNNN!!" "SWAAN!!!!". Some people enjoyed it but, most of them just facepalmed. And lef t pizza hat a bad review. Welp.. guess the four shorties was having a bad day after all XD
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"Everything is according to plan.... hahaha.... now for the main event.." a particular woman said to her friend in green."MOSKOV, INNICIATE PROJECT LEAVES A' HANGIN!" Vexana said, ordering the red sea to inniciate their plan. The table salt did as he was told but he murmured some shit about the lady while doing so. And suddenly, everyone in the mall that aren't ml heroes was transported out, and the mall was enclosed. No one was able to get out, then a huge screen that can be seen by everyone appears in the lobby of the mall, and alice's face can be seen in the screen. Everyone was freakin out, the fact that they're trapped inside a mall on Christmas eve is pretty sad XD. And then Estes breaks the havoc happenin, by screaming "ALICE WHAT THE FUCK ARE U PLAYING AT HERE?" to the big ass monitor. "Oh nothing~~ im just hosting a little game for all of you, here look at this, Moskov, has already started the game!" The monitor showed a moskov that's finding a way out of vexa's grasp. But looks like he was failing XD. "Now All of you, if you wanna get out, find the key to the box conveniently placed in the middle of the mall lobby. I have scattered around 5 keys around the mall. And only one is the right one. And be carefull, booby traps haha... boob.. anyways, they are placed everywhere when ur near a key. So, becarefull of where ur standing and who is with you. Tah tah~~"Alice said, continued by the monitor slowly fading away. Hearing that, they all started their search, and splits up into groups of two. Some was in groups of 4 or three, but mostly two. Looking at the opportunity, Harley took Cyclops' hand and bolted away from Nana and Diggie going to a deserted part of the mall. "Harley? What's wrong? Why are we seperated from diggie and nana?" Cyclops asked him, "i.. i can't stand it anymore!" Harley said, pulling out a mistletoe, pinning him on the nearby wall, and kissing him. "H... HARLEY!?!??! WHA!?!?" cy said, shocked at his actions. "I.... i wanted to spend time with you alone... i wanted to.. ugh .. forget it. Let's go back to them." Harley said, feeling guilt for being selfish and all. But then he felt someone pulled him. "No. I don't wanna go back. I don't want them to ruin the moment" Cyclops said, pulling Harley closer to him. And y know what happens. 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fter they did the thing, alice popped out of nowhere and says "Shit man, this is the best i've seen in this intire game. Here, take one of the keys. You earned it for entertaining me. 😏" she said.
"W... wait... so that means..." Cyclops stuttered
"Yes. I watched through all of it. It's satisfying to watch~" she said before dissappearing XD
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They were caught XD
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"Oh no... i hope Harley is okay..." Lesley said in concern for her brother's safety. "Girl, chill. He is not gonna die. He is a powerfull mage, he can manage........................................" Natalia said. "AYYYEEEEEEE!!!!" Lesley answered (imma bold it so ull know why she is ayeing abt) "ok seriously, girl, stoo worryin to much, AND HELP ME FIND THIS DAMN KEY." She said starting to get frustrated. And so they begin the search. After getting hit by a heck ton of booby traps, and almost sharing a kiss because one of thr boobytraps was sneaky mistletoes that can detect people standing below it. If it detects to poeple, the mistletoe will make those two people below it to kiss. And there was no escape. Thankfully, Natalia saw the mistletoe so she warned Lesley to not come any closer XD. After a heck ton of booby traps later, they found a key, and contacted Karina, who was with estes, the one that organizes the groups. They contacted them and comes back to the lobby to put the found keys there so it wont get lost.
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Meanwhile another group consisting of Fanny, saber, and alpha. they was looking around for keys and same things happens yadda yadda, fanny was flying, and alpha was riding beta.......................... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) #sorrynotsorry
Ok seriously ride as in he flew on beta. XD EXCUSE MY DIRTY MIND XD. saber and fanny was apparently a little tense towarda each other because saber kept spoilering the movie earlier, so she went mad and now they're calling each other names and then fanny lost and she flew in anger. XD "Hey! No fuckin fear! You two can fly! How am i supposed to catch up!?" Saber complained as he was running as fast as he can to try and catch up with the two. "Don't give a fuck." Fanny says while looking at the area for potential key placements. And she did found something and so does alpha. But what they don't know is a sneaky mistletoe was placed right above them. Before anything could happen, saber noticed and he became angry at the fact that alpha was there and not him, because he secretly likes Fanny. And then he rushed to them, kicking alpha away, but his calculations was a bit off. And he also flew away from the kick XD leaving beta and fanny under the mistletoe XD. and for some reason the mistletoe counts beta as a person..??? XD so.. XD fanny and.. beta kissed XD. Which wasn't really that awkward because beta doesn't give a damn, and Fanny likes beta as a friend. So its like a friendly kiss????? XD LMAO idk the author didn't get much sleep XD lmao #sorrynotsorry. I mean.. this is a crack..
So XD. But they found the key. Just sayin
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WELCOME TO USELESS PLASK SEGMENT!!
" plastic plane.... how... how could you!? How could you cheat on me with helicopter?" Zhask said... sadness filled him. He was betrayed by plastic plane.. the plane he loved the most.... that plane turns out to be a whore. She fucked helicopter, and getting herself pregnant. Zhask was sad. The one he loved, the one he would do anything for, played with his feelings. "..............." a regular plane said. "You think so?" Zhask answered wiping his tears away. "......................................." the plane said again, comforting the heartbroken Zhask. "... ... ......................" the plane confessed. "What..? You felt that way about me? I.. i thought--" "................" the plane cut him off. "I... i didn't know you feel that way abt me... i ... i actually also love u, regular plane...." and then, they shared a gentle kiss unted the snowy night. And then they went into a love hotel and gets married and have PLASK CHILDREN! YAAAY!!
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XD... #sorrynotsorry
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"WOW. Such coincidence that our group consist of me, you, miya, and the ever so beautiful Ruby~♡" Alu said, Mid teasing Zhao. XD "shut up. Just find the damn key." Zhao said, feeling kinda frustrated because he was right, miya was there. And so is alu. When alu is there, he would do all kind of stuff to make Zilong want to make a move on miya. "So.. uh guys... do you think that box has something in it?" Miya asked the others while pointing to a box in a corner of a corridor. "Hmmm i don't know it might be something.. but then again, i don't think will be that easy.." Ruby said. As she tries to think. "I know why not Miya and Zhao go on in there and check it out~" Alu said, because he was aware that there was a sneaky mistletoe just before the box. Alu was bein pushy pushy, wanting to make alu and miya go in, but before it even happens, XD alu tripped on his untied shoelaces and fell on top of Zilong, as a result they kissed XD...
"AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! OMIGOD MY OTP!!!!" Ruby squeled shaking Miya in a fast pace. "RUBY STOP SHAKING ME!" She said "s.. sorry..." ruby said, a bit afraid of Miya's sudden outburst. "BUT AAAAAAAA ITS HAPPENING GUURRLL!! OUR OTP !! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" Miya said XD and the two fangirled so hard, the others can hear them XD. After that, both aly and zilong was disgusted. XD yknow XD they were in denial and stuff XD and stupidly, they all went in the corridor,and because the two boys was still flustered and embarrassed to face the girls, the went in side to side, in front, forgetting abt the wereabouts of the mistletoe XD thus they kissed again XD. but thankfully the box does have a key in it XD.
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Moving along from that madness, the last group that was gonna be written abt by the author was walking around, searching for the last key. The group consists of Estes, Karina. Only those two. But estes was looking near the lobby and karina is in on the upper floor. While karina was looking for suspicius things on the upper floor, she saw a mouse, actually mice. A heck ton of them, she screamed and fell off the railing (?) Estes saw her falling, and quickly tries to catch her, but he kinda failed, so its kinda like Karina uses Estes as a landing pad. But some parts ended up in the wrong place. When Estes realised she fell on top of him, he realised his face was blocked by something.... it was... suffocating him.... then it hit him... "MMMMMRRHH!! MMHHHRR!!!!" Estes grunted as he felt Karina's boobs shoved into his face. "Ugghh.. Oh God ... i fell? Oh... OH GOD ESTES! IM SO SORRY!" Karina said as she panicked. She gets off of Estes, and sees Estes' face all red. "Uhmm, your majesty, what's wrong?" She questioned the young king. "Uh. Uhmm... nothing.. maybe i was stressed from looking for the key? I don't know.." He lied, too embarrased at the truth. And then suddenly alice popped out of nowhere. "Oooo Estes got some boobies. Finally this man never gets anywhere with a woman. Anyways, im bein nice, which is rare. Here have the key. I don't need it. Oh, and have u seen jack?" Alice said. "Oh wow thats new. But thanks and no. I've never seen jack have u?" Estes asked Karina, "nop. Why?" She said. "Lmao nothin." Alice said. And then the others started to gather in the mall lobby and then Alice said, "oh. Right. None of the keys fit inside that box." "WHAT?!?!!" Almost everyone screamed that in unuson readying their ults. "Lmao bro im doin it so u guys can bond together, have an unexpected experience in this boooriingg year. And Harley, you did good XD. Im sure Cyclops agrees." Alice said while unclosing the mall continued by dissappearing. "WHAT. DOES. THAT. MEAN.!?!??!!?!?!?" Lesley said coming over to Harley. "Uhh.. we were discussin special attack techniques." Harley lied hoping his sister will fall for it. "Fair enough. Don't come home late." She said. "Okay sis. Chill." He said.
And so, everyone went home and celebrated Christmas eve. Filled with laughter and happines and they all attended Zhask and Regula plane's wedding.
The end.
Dafuq why do i procastinate so much?! XDD. Actually no. I tried to write but my sisters are buggin me too much so. NOT MY FAULT. HAHA. Ok that concludes the crack. It doesn't make sense because its a crack. So.... heuheu. Lmao ty for readin. And sorry for bein late af XD
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