"WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE SUCH MEANIE HEADS!", I silently ranted as I stomped out of the bus and down the callous road. I undid my messy bun that some how defied gravity, not really sure how that happened but it did. So my wavy brown hair was wild in the wind. I sluggishly walked towards my big blue house that sat in the middle of the neighborhood. I reached the street corner right where the grass started to turn a different direction.

Zoooooooooom
A cherry red minivan speeds right passed me. It nearly hit me. But it didn't so I continued my walk home.

   Cold. I suddenly felt extremely cold. Are you kidding me? We live in Florida! Bloody Florida, its always hot here and right now it feels like I just jumped into a river in the middle of a Massachusetts . I looked down slightly at the street corner and down at the grass. Me being a severe Wholockian, open my backpack, I pull out a piece of white chalk and draw a circle around me where it gets cold and where it gets hot. I pull out my notebook and start running tests. I observe my surroundings, up, down, underground, side to side, and any other possible way I possibly could. I pulled out my scalpel, yes I have a scalpel and its completely normal, and I scrape up some dirt in the circle and put it in my little jar that I carry around.

  I started clueing for looks and smelt the scent of sulfur. Why sulfur? That's weird, I shall write that in my journal. I get up off my hands and knees and I began writing my observation. But then I realized I have used all my senses but one... if the Tenth Doctor has taught me anything, it is that if can't tell what something is, then lick it. Salty, and sulfery, and road-like...I wonder why?

I finish writing down my observations and I'm still laying on the ground. What could possibly go wrong? I really should of knocked on wood, but I don't have any wood. I was just beginning to get off the ground and then I hear some faint screaming. Then a very heavy thing falls on the sky and onto my back and now I'm happy I drank all that milk because milk makes my bones strong. If I hadn't it would have crushed me physically and mentally. I should really get my priorities straight. But then again, my face is pressed against the side walk which is boiling hot by the way! I should probably use those things people call senses. I start feeling more weight  piling on top of the weight that was on top of me. I'm actually quite shocked I'm not a pile of rubble right now.

"SASUKE!" I hear someone scream. Wait, that sounds familiar, hm, NARUTO?! I must of hit my head a little to hard, am I in heaven? I don't think so, I can still feel the boiling hot road against my face, so nope, not heaven.

"NARUTO! Get off of me!" That came from the voice that was apparently on top of me.

"NARUTO! GET OFF OF SASUKE-KUN!"

"HE'S MINE BILL-BOARD BROW?"

"You're still fighting over him while you have a hunk like me in your presence?"

"SHUT UP KIBA!" They yelled in unison.

"Leo Valdez at his finest." At least that's what I think I said. My face was still pressed against the concrete, so I think it sounded more like, "llemhojroix."

"Wait, who am I on top of?"

"That would be me." I mumbled into the dirt.

"It's not nice to crush the civilians." A slightly bored voice said. I feel all the weight slowly pile off of my back. Which I am glad for because it felt like my back was about to snap like a tooth pick. I get up off my knees and now onto my feet that feel numb.

I start brushing off the dirt off my arms and legs and start stretching my back out.

"Well nice to make your acquaintance." I say kind of snidely, well who wouldn't? I just got crushed. When my eye start focusing again, I counted eighteen people. Wow this like a big pig pile.

"Miss? Are you alright?" asked the guy with the silver hair.

"Well, I'm seeing people, wait what?!" Naruto characters? How is this possible it is just an anime, they can't be real. I march up a little closer to the pineapple head. "Are you real?" I ask while poking his stomach.

"Uh, last time I checked, yes." He said.

"If you don't mind me asking, but where are we exactly? And who are you?"

"Well the question is, who are you and we are in Florida." I state matter-of-factly, with my arm in the air. Now they seem very confused.

"What?" He stated, confused and shocked.

"I already told ya dimwit. And you guys smell like blood and trees. With a hint of sulfur. Why is everything sulfur today?"

"Umm...well...uh...miss...I...don't know..." silver hair stated.

"Excuse me Mr. Silver-Hair, I don't appreciate being called miss. I'm only," I stop to count on my fingers,"1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10..11..12..13..14..15..yeah! 15!" I say quite confidently." And I'm just gonna take a wild guess that you guys are ninjas."

I hear a gasp. "How'd you know?!" the energetic one stated.

"Intuition." I shrug. I turn around and I can smell the thunderstorm building up. "Hey, you might want to get shelter, its going to rain soon." I say.

"What? How can you tell? It is sunny." the energetic one asked.

"Oh, you can smell it, after a while." I replied. They looked at me as if I'm crazy. "Well, come along Ponds." I state as I turn around.

"Where are we going?" said the pink headed finch and yes, I just called her a finch, deal.

"Well my ninja friends, we are going there." And I point to my blue house and we begin marching toward the front door, well at least I was marching.

"IT'S SO BLUE! HOW YOUTHFUL!" Said the older guy in the creepy green jumpsuit. 

As we approach the front door, we start hearing the howls of my beloved Shih-Tzu Khaleesi.

"Be warned, inside these doors you'll meet, the scariest, meanest, ugliest beast you'll ever meet." I say creepily as I get out my key. "And by the way, she really doesn't like guys."

They obviously were frightened because I'm a stranger and I'm bringing them into my house. I open the door as they were preparing for the worst. But instead a cute little Shih-Tzu came running out to greet us with her tail wagging, she looked like a wiggle worm. I left them to cower as I turned off the alarm.

"Aw she's so cute and youthful!" the young one in a creepy green jumpsuit said.

"I thought you said she was creepy and terrifying." Sasuke said in a bored tone.

"Well actually, I was stating the complete opposite. But she is a little afraid of men." I admitted.

"I still think you're bluffing about her being afraid of men." Sasuke stated.

"Then don't look down at your shoes." I said jokingly. "In the mean time, sit down. I have to unite the fellowship."

"What?" Shikamaru asked.

"Nothing." I say as I walk towards my room and grab my phone.

I dial my friends Zoë and Kai. The conversation goes like this.

Me: "Hey, do you guys have any guy clothes I can borrow? Like, for teenagers?"

Zoë: "Now why in the world do you need that?"

Kai:" It's not that weird to have guy clothes."

Zoë: "Yeah, but why so urgent?"

Me: "Well, I have a problem and I need your help so can you come over? I know my parents aren't home but..."

*Hears glass breaking in the distance.*

Kai: "What's that?"

Me:" Oh, Khaleesi must have gotten into something..."

Zoe: "I'll bring some of my brothers clothes. How big is the problem?"

Me: "Like anime characters falling from the sky big."

Zoë: "Whoa. That's like I found the TARDIS big."

Me:" Really?!"

Zoë: "No... We'll be right over.

Me:" Oh, okay, thanks."

I hang up the phone and I rush to go see what the noise was. I knew it wasn't Khaleesi because she was showing Akamaru all of her dog toys. Ah, dog love at its finest. Anyways, back to reality, why was glass breaking?

I rush out of my oddly shaped bedroom and grab my handy dandy fishing net. I observe my surrounding and a cracked fish tank and everyone surrounding my pool. Oh. Crap. I thought and rush outside.

I grip my net tighter and jump into the pool.I feel the cold water crash in around me as I open my eyes to search for my fishy friends. I am still in my school clothes, oh well, chlorine never killed anyone... wait never mind.

I pop my head out of the water and its probably been five minutes and my clothes are weighing me down. None of the fish were dead...wait why aren't they moving?! I quickly jump out of the pool and grab the bubbler that was sitting on the patio table, ignoring the shocked faces on the ninjas.

It probably is a weird sight to see a person with a crazed look on their face and a box in my hand and a fishnet with a bunch of half dead fish. Anyways I run in and grab the nearest bowl-shaped thing around, which just happens to be, a Tupperware.

I through the bubbler in, then the fish, and pray to the fish gods that they will live. The ninjas slowly make their way to the house where they are still trying to process that just occurred.

"Okay, that was odd." Neji stated.

"Don't you mean that was ood?" I corrected and turned back to my fish. "Mr. Bubbles? Are you there? Are you moving?" I asked concerned.

"Well, you seem like a very sick and troubled girl, were are your parents." Asuma-Sensei said quite concerned for my health.

"Well, they're on vacation and my sister is at a dance academy, without me. Because they thought that night surfing was irresponsible, but I was with capable adults... no scratch that, adults... no scratch that again, teenagers. Yeah, that sounds about right." I said nonchalantly. They all sweet dropped at my antics.

"WAIT! Why aren't you trying to kill each other?!" I ask shocked.

"Why do you want us to kill each other?" Ino screamed.

"No, no, that's not what I mean. It was because you were shouting 'SASUKE' and 'NARUTO'. So I just kinda figured." I said.

"Well, we'd decided to have a truce, until we get back to our world that is." Sasuke said.

"When the heck did this happen?! I was gone for a minute and this happens!" I scream.

"Well, you were talking to yourself, so we decided to leave you alone." Choji said munching on chips.

"Sorry, but I don't think we got your name." The only logical person, Kurenai, there stated.

"It's rude to ask people their name before you give them yours, except, never mind. The names Bond, James Bond. Just kidding, its Lily."

"Well, pleased to make your acquaintance Lily, but I should be going now." Sasuke says as he walks towards the front door.

"Hold on, earlier, did you say I was a sick and troubled girl? I am the most sane one here!" I yelled, with a bit delayed response. And to that, everybody sweat dropped. "I'm serious! Just wait to you meet Kai and Zoë and pretty much anybody else that goes to school!"

Then, Sasuke opened the door. "You called?" I heard two familiar voices say.

"Wow, Lily, when you said anime characters falling from the sky big, I didn't think you meant literally." I hear Zoë say.

"Well, I took you literally when you said you found the TARDIS. You should really start believing people." I said.

"Wait, what's the TARDIS?" Naruto asks. "Time and Relative Dimensions in Space," Zoë and I recite simultaneously.

"Who are you?" Sasuke says.

"Who am I? Says the one in my friends house! I should be asking you! Of course, I won't, because I already know you're Sasuke Uchiha and you're incredibly STUPID! You're a duck butt! You left Konoha to join that snake pedophile that only wants you for your body! Get a LIFE. Idiot," Zoë rants. She does that.

"She doesn't mean it, Sasuke! Don't kill her! Please! I don't have that many friends!"

"Hmm, I wonder why?" Sai says, and I'm not an expert at this stuff, but I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic.'

"Well, most people don't really like me..." I state, in a thinking tone.

"He was being sarcastic, Lily," Zoë states in a bored tone. She's an expert on that kind of thing.

"I KNEW IT!!! For once, I was right!" I yell. I don't really understand that kind of thing.

"Why are you soaking wet?" Kai asks.

"Oh, I jumped in the pool to save the fish that Naruto dumped in," I state, in a surprisingly normal tone.

"Naruto, do you ever use your brain?!" Kai yelled, with good reason.

"Well, I figured they were supposed to be in there, since its a lake and all," he says, being confused (what's new?)

"Naruto, its a pool," I say, beginning to stress out.

"Well, I see why you need help than..." Zoë says.

"Oh, Lily, by the way, Naruto broke a lamp earlier," Kiba mentions.

"Tattle tale!" Naruto says, sticking his tongue out like the immature buffoon he is.

"Do you want me to cut that tongue out," Kai threatens.

"No ma'am," he says, terrified.

"Then stick it back in your mouth," she continues.

"Yes ma'am," he whispers.

"Fear her," Zoë and I state in the background.

Zoë and Kai walk into the house. And who else does Kai see but, the one and only, Shino Aburame.

"Bugs, rawr," Kai says.

"Human, rawr," Shino replies.

...........

3 Hours Earlier in the Land of Fire

"Sasuke, there is an odd Chakra in the North Wood. Go check it out and report back to me." Orochimaru hissed. "Alright." Sasuke stated in a monotone voice.

Little did he know that he wasn't the only one sent to check out the phenomenon.

"I HATE THIS MISSION! WHY CAN'T THEY SEND GENIN TO DO THIS CRAP, NOT HIGHLY TRAINED NINJA!" Naruto shouted. "NARUTO, Last time I checked you were still a genin!" Sakura shouted back. "Both of you be quiet for a minute! We're here." Kakashi stated. Kakashi turned to the Konoha 12. "Well know that we are here, I should tell you we aren't the only ones to be sent." "What do you mean by that sensei?" Naruto asked questionably.

"He means that I would be here, Loser." Sasuke said in a monotone voice. Naruto turned towards Sasuke. "SASUKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" He screamed as he ran towards the opening in the trees. "

"NARTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sasuke shouted with a smirk, as he raced towards Naruto. What nether of them noticed was the invisible hole which was actually a rip in time and space.

 Sasuke was the first to fall in, for he was the closest to the portal. Then Naruto decided to dive in after him. Which causes the portal to open wider, and causes a vortex, that sucks up the rest of the Kohan 12. Excluding the sensei's and Sai.

"We should, probably go in after them." Kakashi states. "Ya we should." Asuma agrees. "Of course they are the ones getting in trouble, so now we must save them." Sai says in a emotionless voice. "True." Yamato agrees.

"ARE YOUTHFUL STUDENTS! I WILL RESCUE YOU LEE!" Gai Yells, as he jumps into the portal. Then Kurenai, hops in while holding Asuma's hand. Next in Sai and he just steps in the portal like this happens everyday, with Yamato right behind him.

And Finally Kakashi  who sluggishly walks over while reading his book and jumps in.

............ 

Back in Florida

"MY FISH IS DEAD! MR, BUBBLES WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE!" Lily yelled

"What did you think was going to happen?" Zoë said sarcastically

"NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Kai yelled.