3rd Person's View

"C'MON SASUKE! LETS GO!" Zoe yelled and spun him around. Sasuke of course, looked pissed, as always. "YES! YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!"

"No!" Sasuke snapped.

"Wow, that was rude." Zoe said looking hurt.

"Come on-AH!" Zoe shrieked as she tripped over her own foot. She fell face first while Sasuke kept spinning.

"Guys?! Does anyone know where my inhaler is?!" Lily yelled in a panic. She started darting around to all the places she had visited before. "Hello?! Is anyone listening?" She shouted in their ears.

"Nope, not really." Sasuke said after he crashed face first into the wall. He later fell onto the concrete floor.

"Well, it doesn't seem you're worried at all." Kai muttered.

"You should be worried, asthma has killed many peo-AH!" Before Lily could explain the horrors of asthma, she ended up tripping over Sasuke as she walked past. Ryme who was walking passed them started laughing manically.

"Why don't you shut it Ryme!" Lily grumbled from on top of Sasuke.

"How about... NO! And you guys are now shipped." Ryme stated bluntly."It was fate that brought you two together."

"Because she tripped on him? Really?" Zoe asked skeptically.

"I ship ShikaZo." Lily said quickly to change the subject, but it did not work. "Oh wait a minute! I think Coach Wiggins has my inhaler!" Lily shouted and scrambled up and started running toward the P.E. coach.

Five minutes later she came back with a depressed look on her face. "He didn't have it..." She said sadly.

"Why don't you check your pockets." Zoe said walking up to the group of people standing in the middle of the hallway.

Lily quickly felt the pockets of her jeans. After a second she yelled excitedly,"Hey, I found it!"

"You're welcome." Zoe said.

All of a sudden a voice came over the intercom, summoning everyone to detention. Kiba, who just came to the group, started to freak out, thinking that the voice was an alien.

Everyone there, who got detention, started to walk over to the classroom where detention was being held.

When they got to the door to the classroom Lily stopped. "Why did you stop?" Naruto asked. "Well, considering I am not a trouble maker, this is were we will be parting ways." She stated. "Farewell my friends, but the national club of honor calls my name, Zoe, Kai, Katie, and Leah, ALLONS-Y." Lily says casually while walking away, while the other girls followed.

"She does realize, none of us know where to go right?" Choji questions.

"Probably, but I know where to go, so come along." Ryme says.

.........

Lily POV

They know where to go right? Ehh Ryme's with them they can figure it out. I thought to my self well entering the packed classroom.

"Hello everybody, we are going to make posters for SGA today." Mrs. Candy says with forced enthusiasm.

"Yay." Everyone responds, lacing it with sarcasm.

Once everyone began creating an awful poster for the hallway, I walked over to Mrs. Candy.

"Excuse me, detention has an extra 20ish kids today, could I volunteer and help Mr. Pete?" I ask.

"Sure why not." Mrs Candy replies not looking away from her computer.

"Thanks."

Meanwhile in detention

Third person POV

"Don't laugh." A tall tan man, with a thick Romanian accent, says, while dropping a pencil in front of 19 bored teenagers .

All of the non-emo ninja stifled some laughter with their hands.

"Vhat are you laughing at?" The man suddenly announced, "Do you think this is vunny?!"

What is his problem?! Deidara thought to himself, with his head rested in his hands.

There were snickers from the back of the beige room, coming from the one and only blonde knucklehead ninja.

"Vhy are you laughing, all I vid was drop the pencil?" Mr Pete asks, anticipating the stupid answer to come from this blonde bimbo.

What should I say? I should cover it up! Ya that will work!! Naruto thought to himself.

"Well you see sir, I wasn't laughing I was coughing with a higher voice." Naruto said with a high voice.

"That was a horrible comeback." Sasuke hissed.

Mr Pete raised an eyebrow.

THAT IDIOT THAT IS THE WORST EXCUSE EVER!! Inner Sakura yelled.

"Oh so do you have a cold, Because your voice ees higher?" Mr Pete asked with a smirk.

"Wellllllllll, you see..." Naruto started, but was cut off by someone entering the quiet room.

"Hello Mr Pete." Lily said with a smile.

"Ello Vily. Vhy are you here?" Mr Pete asked.

"Well for NHS volunteer hours, I thought I could help you with detention today, because there seems to be an extra 17." Lily says, while bouncing on her heels.

"Okay, I have to go catch a rat. So Vatch Them Very Carefully." Mr Pete says while walking off.

CATCH A RAT?! ARE YOU SERIOUS! THIS SCHOOL DISGUSTS ME! Inner Sakura shrieked.

Deidara POV

What does he think we are children!!!!!I don't need a babysitter!

As soon as the door closed with a definite click, Lily jumped up onto the desk at the front of the room and crossed her legs.

"So would anyone like to tell me why so many of you have detention hmmm?" She asked with a hint of annoyance in her voice.

"HA! He is having Lily babysit us! That is funny! This is your first time in the detention room right?!" A kid wearing all black, says in between laughter.

"SHUT UP JC!! NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!" Ryme yelled at JC.

Lily eyed the two, and then turned back to us. "So would anyone like to explain?"

3rd POV

"Besides Sasuke, Naruto, Neji, Kiba, Sai, and Tenten." Lily clarified,"Because I was there when it happened."

No one raised their hands at first, but Sakura thinking she might as well set an example, raised her hand.

"Okay Sakura, why did you get in trouble?" Lily asked.

"Well Lily, you see it wasn't entirely my fault. Me and Ino," She was cut off for a second.

"Actually, it would be 'Ino and I'." Some random person within the detention room.

"As I was saying," Sakura glared back at the person before continuing. "We were fighting, and causing a disruption as the teacher put it." Sakura said while twiddling her thumbs.

"Oh. Well okay then, Sakura, throw me under the bus too!!" Ino yelled at Sakura prompting another fight.

"Well you were the one to bring up my forehead!!" Sakura yelled back.

"WELL SORRY!!! IT IS SO HUGE I COULDN'T SEE THE BOARD!!" Ino shot back with a menacing glare.

"YOU STUPID PIG!!"

"BILLBOARD BROW!!"

This is why they have detention....... Everyone thought.

"Oh kay then. Next?" Lily asked.

Temari slowly put her hand up.

"Go on then."

"Well it is a little complicated." Temari cleared up, "So I will tell you the story."

Flashback Temari POV

I was running down the beige hallways, passing oak wood doors every five feet.

"103,104,105,106." I muttered under my breathe, in till I arrived at door 107.

I grasped the cold metal handle, and opened the door.

I walked in, and noticed I was in a kitchen, with a line of tables on one side of the room.

"Your late." a stout older lady said, with her bleach blonde hair tied up into a bun.

"I know. I'm new here and still trying to figure out the halls." I say with no expression.

"Hm, go grab you apron and sit at table 3." She ordered.

"Yes mrs......."

"Worf."

"Yes Mrs Worf."

My group consisted of a group of rowdy kids with no sense of decency. They made some sort of cookie (Not allowing me to help I might add) and left a huge mess. While I rested my head on my arms.

"Hey new kid, we did all the work, you clean it up." One of the rowdy kids demanded.

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"I'm going to get the teacher."

"Fine."

I lay me head back down.

"What seems to be the problem dear. Monica tells me that your not helping clean up." Mrs Worf says with a stern expression.

"There is no problem. I didn't cook so I'm not cleaning up." I stated while looking into her watery blue eyes.

"You still have to clean."

"I'm not going to."

"CLEAN UP!!"

"Make me."

"YOUNG LADY YOU WILL CLEAN UP NOW, OR SO HELP ME I WILL GIVE YOU DETENTION FOR DEFIANCE !!"

"Then do it you old hag."

"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!!"

"An old hag." I say with a smirk gracing my lips.

"MISS I AM WRITING YOU UP FOR DEFIANCE!!"

End of flash back

"Okay then. You walked into that. Um so how about Gaara goes next." Lily says while scratching the back of her neck.

"Okay." Gaara says in his soft voice.

Flashback Gaara POV

"I was in Mrs. H's class , which is critical thinking..." I started.

"Oh My Gosh, your voice is even hotter in real Life." Ryme squealed. Squealed!

"What?" I asked, confused.

All eyes turn to Ryme, "Whoops, did I say that out loud? I meant...I meant...you know what? Screw this. I meant exactly what I said. Gaara has a hot voice." Ryme says confidently.

"Ryme your teenage-fan-girl side is showing again." Lily says calmly.

"I know, I know, continue Gaara." Ryme says.

Flashback again.

I was in Mrs. H's class, which is critical thinking.

A boisterous child next to me kept talking over the teacher.

"Shut up." I said calmly and casually.

"Boy who do you think your talking too?" The boy says acting all high and mighty.

"The question is, do you know who you are talking to?" I say while glaring, with some sand flicking towards him.

"BOYS! Settle down. Detention for being a disruption." Mrs. H says and turns back towards the board.

End of flashback

"Speaking of which, that boy should be here." Gaara questioned.

"Well that is where Mr. Pete went, I bet. To catch him." Lily sighed. "Kankuro your turn."

"Fine." Kankuro sighed.

Flashback Kankuro POV

I was wandering around the halls after my 5th period Class, unsure where to go.

"Hey you!" A tall elderly man called in a booming voice.

"Me?!" I say pointing to myself.

"Yes you! What aren't you in class?!" The man asks.

"I'm new and I don't know where to go." I say ,with my hands in my pockets.

"Sure you are, and don't you know that hats aren't allowed?" The tall man says in his deep voice.

"Well-

"THE PARTY HAS NOW ARRIVED!!"Katie yells with arms in the air.

Kankuro's story was interrupted by Katie, Zoe, Leah, and Kai bursting in.

The ninja and Lily's faces were contorted into confused expressions.

"WHO THE HELL INVITED YOU GUYS!!" JC Screamed from the back of the room.

"We invited are selves JC, So HA!!AND HINATA AND SHINO ARE TAKING ARE PLACES FOR THE TIME BEING, SO WE CAN STAY" Leah screamed back.

"Can you guys shut up, you're giving me a headache." Kai snapped.

"NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" Zoe sang.

"Why are you here?!" Sakura asked.

"We are here to help, because Lily isn't capable." Katie says nonchalantly.

"She has been capable so far." Naruto says while sweat-dropping.

"Ya before the ninja showed up I was alone for about a week." Lily says.

"DAMN IT I LOST THE BET!!"Zoe cried.

"HAHA YOU OWN ME FOOD ZOE!" Ryme screams.

"You guys were betting on how long I would last home alone...." Lily whispers.

"Yup I said a week, Zoe said two minutes." Ryme confirmed happily.

"You guys sure have a lot of faith in her." Deidara muttered, sarcastically.

"I've seen her family when her mom was in Tennessee for a little bit. I didn't think her by herself would be much different," Zoe explained.

"CAN I CONTINUE WITH MY STORY!!???" Kankuro yelled, over the rowdy teenagers.

"Yes, please continue." Lily sighed.

Flashback continued.

"Well, I am new and no I don't know know about this stupid 'no hat' rule." I answer back with a fake smile.

"Take off the hat young man, or I will give you detention!" The tall man yelled again.

"I'm not afraid of you, Mr, and I WILL NOT take off this hat!" I yell back.

"My name is Mr. Lang! You will have detention today and 4:00 o'clock sharp!" Mr. Lang said in his booming voice again.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah." I say, waving my hand behind me and walking away.

End of flashback

"Okay then so how about D-." Lily started, but was cut off by the door opening, and a very angry Mr. Pete walking in while dragging a boy in tow.

"I have found the rat." Mr Pete says, while gesturing to the boy.

"HEY LET ME GO!!! I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD DETENTION TODAY!!!!!" The boy whined.

"Sure, you didn't." Mr. Pete, sighed and let him go. "Come to think of it, I was in your class when the Principle called and said you have detention." He said.

"Jeez, aren't there laws against putting a child in detention!" The boy whined again.

"No Jake, detention is completely legal." Lily face-palmed.

"I'm going to patrol the halls for more rats, vatch them Vily." Mr. Pete says mysteriously, and walks out the door.

"So, what are you doing in the detention room pencil legs?" Jake jumps onto one of the desks. "Have you finally come to the dark side?"

"Um. No, I'm volunteering. " Lily says cautiously.

"Hey, weren't you the kid that got me put in detention?!" Jake yelled and pointed his finger in Gaara's direction.

"Yes." Gaara replied not blinking.

There was a squeal from the back of the room, most likely coming from Ryme fangirling over Gaara.

"Jake, SHUT YOUR FACE! We are telling stories." Lily said to the cocky brunette.

The ninja sweat drop at Lily's antics.

"Deidara your turn."

"Fine. My story is simply yeah. The teacher asked me what I thought art was and-"

"YOU BLEW UP THE CLASSROOM!!!!!!!" All of the girls yelled.

"No, it was just a C1 so it was pretty much just a flash and a bang un." He says nonchalantly.

"Idiot." Kai muttered whacking her head against the desk.

"Yup you deserved detention." Lily nodded, her head in approval of this teachers logic.

"TEACHERS PET!!" Jake yelled.

Lily ignored him but "SHUT UP JAKE NOBODY LIKES YOU!!" Kate shot back at him.

Which resulted in a huge argument between 'Da Squad' and Jake. 'Da Squad' being Kate, Leah, Zoe, Ryme, Kai, and Lily. But Lily didn't participate.

She and the ninja just ignored this predicament and kept talking.

"Sasori your turn."

"Fine, I tried to turn a student into a puppet." He replied just as cooly as Deidara did.

".....YOU WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!?" Everybody called besides JC and Jake because their noobs.

"Tried to turn a kid into a puppet."

"You can't do that to a person."

"I have many times though."

"But this is our world." Kai raised a brow.

"Your point?" He asked.

"I give up." She said.

"Your just misunderstood." Julia called out.

"No I'm not, I have m-" Sasori was cut off by Lily covering his mouth.

"Enough with the murder talk. Nobody ever deserves to die. And this is a new world, try to build a new life because so far I don't know how to get you guys back home." Lily said in a serous whisper.

'Nobody deserves to die? That is not true Itachi deserves to die for what he did.' Sasuke thought to himself.

"Sasuke stop thinking about Itachi. You know there is more to the story, than he was just testing his power. Ask him." Lily sighed. "Alright Shikam-" She stopped when she noticed the sleeping Shikamaru.

"Well that is why he has detention." Naruto muttered. "Hey why does Ryme have detention!!" Naruto calls out to the group of tired and hungry teenagers.

Sasuke puts his head down.

"I punched Sasuke." She whispered.

"What?" most of the ninja call.

"I PUNCHED SASUKE DUCK-BUTT UCHIHA IN THE NOSE!!" She yelled while standing up with and evil Grinch smile.

"BAHHAAHAHHAHAHHA YOU GOT A BLOODY NOSE FROM RYME!!!!"

"WHAT YOUR A NINJA SASUKE AND SHE IS NOT WHAT THE HECK!!!"

"YOU PUNCHED SASUKE!! I WILL CRUSH YOU!!"

"NICE GOING RYME THAT JERK DESERVED IT!!"

"What the heck guys I'm trying to sleep!!"

"NICE RYME THAT EMO DUCK-BUTT DESERVED IT!!"

"WOW AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE AN UCHIHA!!"

"DISHONOR, DISHONOR ON YOU, DISHONOR ON YOUR COW, DISHONOR ON YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!"

Everyone practically jumped out of there seats to jeer at Sasuke for getting a right hook to the nose. Except Lily and Kai they just sat and rubbed their temples like they have a headache.

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"YASSSS FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!" Jake cried and ran from the room.

"Ya'll are crazy." JC said while hunched over with his hands in his black hoodies pockets and walking out the door.

"At least we aren't normal...normal is boring." Kai retorted.

"Time to head home everybody, come on." Lily mumbled while walking to the schools exit.

"Hey Ryme." Kate said while walking closer to her.

"What?"

"GET SOME!" Kate called and pushed Ryme into Gaara.

All of the ninjas eyes widen and mouths hung open a little bit. Zoe, Leah, Kai, and Kate laughed.

But poor Lily didn't understand, so had a baffled expression.

"What does that mean?" Lily asked quietly.

"You don't get it?" Choji asked in between bites of chips.

"No I don't." She explains.

"Lily's clean mind everybody!" Zoe announces.

Time skip brought to you by Ollivanders,"Makers of fine wands since 382 Bc"

"MY couch!!" Kate says jumping onto the brown leather couch.

"OOH TOBI FOUND MORE PEOPLE!!!" Tobi screamed.

"AHH MASKED CREATURE!!" Ryme, Kate, and Leah yelled.

"HOW WAS SCHOOL!!" Gai sensei screamed.

Lots of groans and moans came from the ninja.

"A horrid thing called DETENTION!" Naruto shouted falling down.

"How about I make dinner?" Lily suggested. Nobody protested with that revelation. Lily walked to the pantry and grabbed enough pasta for everyone.

"You and your pasta Lily." Zoe said shaking her head.

"What!!?? Pasta is amazing!" Lily retaliated.

"Have you guys done your Homework yet?" Kai asked.

"No?" Kiba answered.

"WAIT YOU SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WORK THEY GIVE YOU!!" Naruto yells.

"No you use it to make a fire and sing 'kumbaya'." Leah says sarcastically.

"Oh good, because I lost it." Naruto wipes the fake sweat from his brow.

"You lost your homework? You realize that is a grade, right?" Lily questions.

"No......" Naruto trails off.

"I have given up on you." Zoe sighs.

"Wait, why aren't you doing this 'homework'?" Pein asks.

"I finished it in class." Lily says while stirring a pot of boiling water.

"I'm working on it now." Kai says from the coach.

"We procrastinate." Leah, Kate, Ryme, and Zoe all say simultaneously.

"Sasuke, why is there blood on your face?" Itachi asks.

Sasuke leaves the room.

"I punched him." Ryme says nonchalantly.

All of the sensei's gagged on the water they were drinking.

'How........?' Kakashi was thinking.

Time-skip to DINNER!!! Brought to you by Mikasa, because she's worth it.

"Well I have to go." Zoe says while getting up.

"What are you going to do?" Yamato asks.

"I don't know, something not legal." She replies.

"DO IT FOR JOHNNY MAN, DO IT FOR JOHNNY!!!" Kate yells.

"What?!" Most of the ninja said.

Ryme was poked by Leah, which resulted in her cringing.

"Friends this is Steve," Leah says gesturing to Ryme, "Don't be a Steve."

"Why am I Steve?!" Ryme complained.

"When are you not Steve?" Leah shrugged. Ryme and Leah got into an argument over this.

"I'm Dally!!!" Zoe yelled proudly.

"And Lily is Johnny." Leah says profoundly.

"Wait why am I Johnny?" Lily asked.

"Because you act like him."

"But he kills a guy and then dies....."

"Yeah thats you!"

Lily sat in silence for awhile then said, "Stay golden Ponyboy." quietly.

This sent the girls over the edge, and started a trail of tears over some kid named Johnny.

'What is even happening?!?!?!?' The ninja were thinking. 'Did they lose some comrade named Johnny?'

"What are you talking about?!" Kakazu asks sternly. ('Cause frankly this guy is always serious, and stern)

"THE OUTSIDERS!!"

"WE MUST SHOW THEM THAT MOVIE!!!"

"Or they can read the book?"

"NOBODY ASKED YOU LILY!!"

A couple of minutes passed, and all of the ninja were in the living room, sitting in front of the television to watch 'The Outsiders'.

Everyone was enjoying the movie, and then came that faithful part. Where Sodapop was getting ready for work, and was only wearing a towel.

Kiba POV

THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!

(A/n The bold will be what is happening in the movie)

"You have to wear pants too. I think there is a law"

"Sadly." Kate and Leah fangirl.

"Why doesn't the towel ever fall!"

"I know right it should!"

My face along with the other guys faces start turning a dark shade of red.

"It is never going to happen, unless you find the directors cut, which I think it does happen, but I don't know. I've never seen it." Lily says from her spot on the couch.

"WE MUST FIND IT!!"

"Or not."

"NOBODY ASKED YOU!!"

Yeah now I know why Lily said she is the only sane one. She is the only sane one.

End of movie

"So what did ya think?" Zoe asked.

"It was really good!" Pretty much everyone answered, except all of those emo people, *Cough Sasuke Cough*

"Hey Lily can you show us the spot where everyone showed up?" Kate asks.

"No." Lily replies, and sits in criss cross applesauce on the floor.

"Fine." Kate and Leah exchange looks. They get on either side of her and scoop her up from under her arms.

"PUT ME DOWN!!" Lily was fighting to get out of their grasps and failing.

"No, you will take us to the spot."

"Over my dead body!!"

"That can be arranged!!"

"THEY'RE GOING TO KILL ME!!! HELP!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!"

Kate and Leah pretty much just carried her to the spot and dropped her in. Of course we all came this time, because we were all worried they would kill her, but Lily just takes everything to seriously.

"It's not working." Ryme pointed out.

"No dip Sherlock." Kate replied.

"I'm going to go now, and you will let me." Lily says waving her hand in front of Kate, Leah, Zoe, and Ryme's faces.

"YOUR NOT A JEDI!!" Ryme yelled.

"Exactly! I'm the Jedi here!" Zoe yelled.

"No, you're not," Leah opposed.

"You can be too," Zoe persuaded.

"Yay! We're Jedi's!"

"Me too!" Lily yelled, trying to use the force again.

"No."

"I know, it was worth a shot. Hey can you guys help me escape before I get crushed?" Lily asks all of us awesome ninja.

We all shake are heads 'No' because I for one don't really want to cross those crazy psychopaths.

Then all of a sudden, I notice 5 shapes falling from the sky.

"This is really going to hurt." Lily mutters.

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Impact!!

"Owww..." Lily mutters from underneath a pile of people.

"KABUTO I WILL END YOU!!!!!"

Yo! So, we don't own the Outsiders or Star Wars or basically anything else that's been used in this story. And there will be many more to come. Muhahaha! Muhahahahaha! MUHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah I know it's not scary but don't judge. Sayonara! 😉  ALSO HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND IT ONLY TOOK TEN DAYS TO UPDATE!!!!! 

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