Kai POV

Well, art was eventful. Deidara and Sasori were arguing over art the whole time, and at the end of class, Deidara decided to be Deidara and BLOW UP HALF OF THE STINKIN ART LAB.

And then he got detention for it. Sasori got detention after that for trying to turn someone who was being annoying into a puppet.

Yeah, they deserved it, but still. You can't actually do that!

And now, I'm on my way to gym. I imagine everybody else has already gotten in trouble, too. Maybe not Hinata. She's nice.

When I got to the girls locker room, I noticed no one else I knew was there yet. Oh well.

I opened my locker as Lily, Zoe, and Ryme entered the room.

"Yo," Zoe greeted.

"Hello, Kai," Lily said.

"Hey, guys," I respond.

I looked towards Ryme to say hello, but decided against it when I saw an evil grin on her face.

Next entered Sakura, Ino, and Kate. Sakura and Ino were fighting over who knows what, and Kate looked like she wanted to punch somebody.

I can't say I blame her. Having to deal with Sakura and Ino the whole way here.

Kate walked straight to her locker without a word, while Ino and Sakura had no idea what to do.

"You have to get locks and choose a locker," I told them.

"Wait for Hinata, Tenten, and Temari so the coaches don't get bothered too much," Zoe said.

As soon as the three others walked in, Lily, already dressed out, took them to the coaches office.

Then Leah showed up, complaining about people.

As soon as we were all dressed out, we waited by the doors for the coaches to tell us to go into the gym.

"So, why do we have to wear these ugly uniforms?" Ino asked with a disgusted look on her face.

"It stinks in here," Sakura complained.

"Yes, it always does. It smells like feet, sweat, and perfume," Lily said, covering her nose.

"Ryme, what's up with the creepy grin?" Leah asked.

"I punched Sasuke," she said, "he deserved it."

Kate gave her a high five while Zoe started laughing.

"So, does anyone know who all has detention? Because from what I've seen, their first day hasn't been going very well, especially in art," I explained.

"What happened in art?" Tenten asked curiously.

"Oh, Deidara blew up half of the lab trying to prove to Sasori that art is an explosion, and Sasori attempted to turn someone into a puppet. They both  got detention," I informed simply.

"Okay, so who else?" Lily asked.

"Well, I do," Ino, Sakura, and Tenten said simultaneously.

"Imagine that," Zoe said, sarcastically.

"I'm pretty sure everybody else does, too," Kate said, rubbing the back of her head.

"Good job, Hinata, you're the only one who didn't get detention!" Leah said, "Why do you think the others all got detention?" she asked.

"Oh Leah, you're missing so much. You should really start watching Na-" Kate started before me, Lily, and Zoe all put our hands over her mouth.

"Watch w-what?" Hinata asked.

"Nothing!" the three of us yelled simultaneously.

"W-well, actually, um, Shino didn't get in t-trouble either," Hinata informed.

"That's unfortunate," I said.

"Girls, you can go," the coach said.

Meanwhile, in the boys locker room...

Neji POV

"Do we have to change?" I ask.

"I'm not sure. Should we ask somebody?" Kiba asked.

"Way ahead of you," Kankuro stated, walking back from the office.

"We have to change if we want to do activities and get graded well," he said.

Most of us were here already. We were only missing Shikamaru, Sasuke, Choji, Deidara, and Sasori.

Kankuro gave us all a lock and told us to choose lockers and change.

Shikamaru and Choji walked in and sat down.

"Do we have to change?" Shikamaru asked.

"Yes," I answered.

"Or else we will feel the wrath of the girls for not getting a good grade in gym," Naruto said in a shaky voice.

The next one to walk in was Sasuke, who looked pissed.

"I hate people," he said before taking a lock, choosing a locker, and changing into his gym clothes like he's done this a million times before.

"Is your nose bleeding?" Naruto asked him.

"Shut up," Sasuke responded grumpily.

'Well, isn't he just full of sunshine?' I thought sarcastically.

Next, Deidara and Sasori walked in. It's hard to believe we all got P.E. together.

We told them what to do and they got to work. For some reason, they had on tank tops under their uniforms.

"Why do you guys wear tank tops under your clothes?" Kiba asked.

"They made us," Deidara said, making sure to understand he meant the girls.

"Why?" Choji asked.

"Classified," Sasori said, at the same time Deidara said,

"My kinjutsu and him being Pinocchio."

Pinocchio?

"Lee, what are you doing?" Shino asked said person.

Now that I think about it, Lee has been very silent since I got here. That's unlike him. I looked in his direction and saw him trying to put on his orange weights.

"Lee, you can't wear those," I stated.

"And why not?" he asked.

"Because they have rules against bright orange arm and leg weights," I said, sarcastically.

"They do? Well than, I have to take them off," he said.

"I was...never mind," I said, deciding to just let him believe me, for the better.

"Alright, everybody out!!" A tall, muscular man said.

Just then a stampede of boys ran out the doors while yelling.

Us ninja on the other hand just walked out like normal people.

Sasuke POV

What is wrong with the students that attend here?!

I walk into the gym with the other ninja.

I look around, on the floor sitting in a circle, were the girls.

Lily, Zoe, Kai, Leah, Kate, and Ryme........

But as soon as they heard the boisterous group of boys, they.. well more like Lily covered her head with her arms and got into the fetal position.

I wonder why?

But I soon realized why, the guys were running at full speed and jumping over them.

One jumped into their little circle and hit Ryme.

Am I upset? No. That little shit deserved it for punching me.

"WHAT THE HELL JC?!" Ryme screamed.

"Oops, I guess I couldn't see you," JC says bluntly.

"I'm Going To Kill You!" Ryme threatened, while lunging at JC.

"Hey, lets not kill our friends," Kate says ,while holding Ryme back from killing JC.

"Why not?!" she asked, very angrily. 'Yeah, why not?' I thought to myself.

"I can only think of one reason," Zoe said, "its illegal."

"Really, Zoe?" Kai asked.

"Let me go!" Ryme yelled, while struggling to get free of Kate's hold.

"Yeah, let her go. I want to watch JC get beat up," Zoe said.

"See? She agrees!" Ryme yelled.

"So do I," Leah said, scooting closer to the group.

I looked back at Lily, starting to look up from her position on the ground. She got up and went to the coach, a muscular, dark man. She gave him something blue.

"Can I see all of the new kids?!" he asked, loudly.

I started towards him, as did everybody else.

"Wait, where's Lee?" I heard Kate ask from behind me, which meant the girls were following us.

"Oh, he got put into Coach V's class," Kai answered.

"Poor Lee," Leah said.

"Trust me, just wait until you meet him. Coach V's going to be kidding around and say to do 200 push ups one handed," Zoe started.

"And Lee will do them," Ryme finished.

"And then Coach V will be like, "Oh, I was kidding," and Lee will be all, "Training is youthful!"" Lily added.

All of them looked to Coach V's class to see that exact scene folding out. Wow, they just met us yet they already know us that well? Wait, how do they know us that well? They already knew all about us right when they met us! How did none of us catch on to this?!

That is a question for another time.

"So, why do I get all of the new kids?" the coach asked.

"Actually, Coach V got one," Leah said.

"Because that makes it so much better," he said sarcastically.

"Well, hello, I'm Coach Wiggins. And I'm in charge. Just do what I say, and don't act a fool. So, say here when I call your name."

He pronounced them all wrong. Mine sounding like 'Sasookay.'

And for some reason, instead of Lily and Zoe, somehow, they got called Victoria and Kayla. I'm really not sure how you get those confused, but that's not my business.

After butchering everyone's name, we went outside into the sweltering heat.

"I'm no longer Shaunaruto! I shall be Shaunsasuke!" said a voice from behind.

I turn around and see that short, annoying kid from this morning. What was his name? Oh yeah, Shaun.

"No." I replied.

"Yes! He no longer has my name! Take that, Sasuke!" Naruto yelled.

"Shut up, dobe," I say emotionlessly.

"Never!!!" Naruto yells.

"So, I decided I didn't want to be Naruto, so now I'm Sasuke!" Shaun explained.

"That's good for you, but Sasuke's not going to like that," Zoe said.

"But I'm Sasuke!" Shaun exclaimed.

"No, No you're really not," Lily informed.

Then Shaun walked up to me.

"Fight me," he demanded.

"Really?" I asked, while getting into a defensive position.

"You know, how about you just go back to being Shaunaruto, and not get beat up today." Lily suggested.

"NEVER!!!!! I SHALL BE SHAUNSASUKE!! SQUARE UP!!" He yelled.

Geez, could this kid get anymore annoying?

"Hn, fine." I say, while charging at Shaun.

3rd POV  

And with a knee to the gut, and a fist in the face.

Sasuke Uchiha was down for the count and Shaun, er, Shaunsasuke, was the victor.

Just kidding, Shaun got destroyed.

Sasuke got detention for beating up Shaun.  Shocker. 

A couple minutes later..........................

"Hey, why do I have a black eye? DID YOU GUYS PUT MAKEUP ON MY FACE!" Shaun exclaimed after he woke up.

"Tch." Sasuke said, while walking away.

"Sorry kid, but you lost to Sasuke. Badly." Kankuro sighed.

"HAHA, you failed Shaun!" Ryme laughed.

"Wow, Shaun, you did great," Zoe said sarcastically.

"BULLIES!!" Shaun screamed, and marched off. That is, after doing the hand signs for Fire Style: Fire Ball Jutsu. How he knew that, I'm not sure. But it didn't exactly work. He did spit on Kate a little bit, though.

"Oops," he said. "SHAUN!!!" she yelled before chasing after him and tackling him.

She came back when Shaun was successfully pummeled.

Naruto POV

Serves him right for stealing my name! Well, not really. Now I feel bad for that poor kid.

I looked around the field we were standing on. There were sooooooo many people. Then I saw someone familiar, who wasn't in school, because they were old.

"Kakashi sensei?" I ask out loud. Everybody turned towards me.

"What are you talking about, Naruto? Kakashi sensei is at the house," Sakura explained.

"No, I'm pretty sure he's right there," I say, pointing to where I see him. Everybody's heads turned to the spot on the field where our sensei stood, reading his Icha Icha book.

"KAKASHI SENSEI?!?!?!?!" most of them yelled.

He looked up from his book and saw us, and waved.

"What is he doing here?" Kiba asked.

"Well, I gave some of the adults job applications, so they can get money, so I don't have to pay for everything," Lily explained with a smile.

"Oh yeah, there's Asuma sensei," Choji pointed out.

"And Kurenai sensei," Hinata added.

"Where is Guy sensei?" Lee asked, joining the conversation.

"Guy sensei is at home," Lily said.

"Thank Jashin," Zoe said.

"I see! He is at home because he is the most capable for watching the Akatsuki members!" Lee said.

"Yes, that is definitely the reason," Ryme said, sarcastically.

"Nobody asked you, Ryme," Zoe said.

"Shut up, Zoe," Ryme replied. Are they always this rude to each other?

Suddenly Lily ran off, and came back with a ball.

"Volleyball!" Zoe yelled, excited.

"Volleyball?" TenTen asked.

They all got in a circle, and the other Konoha ninja and I joined them.

"Oh no, you guys have no idea what you're doing," Kate said.

"I'm sure we'll figure it out," Sasuke and Neji said simultaneously, turning on Sharingan and Byakugan. Why isn't there and Uzumakigan? That should be a thing.

"Uzumakigan!" I heard from behind me. I turned my head to see Shaun with a hand sign up, focusing very hard on something. It didn't seem to be working. 

"Shaun, how many times must we explain that, UZUMAKIGAN DOESN'T EXIST!!" Zoe shouted at him.

"Does too! It is stronger then the Byakugan, Sharingan, and Rinnegan!" He retaliates.

"What's Rinnegan?" I ask.

"Shaun, shut your face or I will spike the ball at your face." Zoe said calmly, while spinning the volleyball.

"I CHOOSE LIFE!!!!!!!!" Shaun said, while running away.

Odd, what could be so bad about a volleyball?

Zoe put her hands above her head and pushed the ball up.

"MINE!" Lily yelled, while running toward the ball, with her forearms together and her hands clenched in a fist. She hit the ball up.

"MINE!!" Kai yelled.

I noticed that her form wasn't as good as Lily's or Zoe's. Hmmmm I wonder if that could be a problem.

"HIT THE DECK!!" Ryme screamed.

They all got out of the way of the ball, before they could get hurt.

"Sorry, told you I couldn't aim." Kai shrugged

"Ya We Got That!" Leah mumbled.

"Do you guys understand the game?" Lily asked facing towards us.

"Yes, this game seems easy enough." Neji retorted. 

"Okay then." Lily says, and tosses the ball to me.

I get in the same position as the others, with my arms out in front of me and my fists together, and bump the ball as hard as I can.

"OWWWWWWW!! THAT REALLY HURT!!" I yell.

"Naruto, you're not supposed to swing. Use your legs," Zoe says, while catching the ball. She threw it up and perfectly spiked it at Lily, who caught it.

"Dobe it couldn't hurt that bad, they seem fine and aren't complaining."

"That is because we are used to the pain, unlike Naruto," Lily stated, " and Sasuke this one is for you, I am going to spike it, please hit it."

"Hn."

Lily threw the ball up, and hit it with a flat hand. It went just above Sasuke's head, and hit someone walking behind us.

"WHAT THE F****** HELL B****!!" she yelled.

"Sorry, I didn't mean too." Lily mumbled, while holding her hands out for the ball.

"GO AND GET IT B****!" She screamed, and threw the volleyball as far away as she could.

Lily didn't answer, she was focused on trying to find the volleyball.

Which was now being kicked on the other side of the basket-ball court.

"Who the hell does she think she is?" I snapped clenching my fists.

"Bye ball!" Zoe yelled.

"Who the hell do you think you're talking to? I will tell people what I want, when I want." She roared.

"I'm Naruto Uzumaki! The next Hokage!" I shouted at her.

"The hell? What kind of f****** nonsense are you saying now?" She asked.

"Hokage? The ruler?" I stated simply. Was this dork dumb or something? She looked pissed and she looked almost looked like Sakura when she is angry. But I still think Sakura is scarier. I cringed at the thought.

"I still don't know what you're talking about. And if anything, I am in charge here!" She shouted the last part trying to make it clear.

"She sounds like Karin when she's angry." Sasuke muttered already pissed. I raised a brow at this 'Karin' person, oh well, maybe the teme finally has a girlfriend.

"Stupid h**, maybe you should learn how to do stuff before trying it!" the same girl yelled at Zoe.

"Seriously?" Zoe asked.

"Yeah, now go and run after your f****** friend!" she said, walking away.

"Yeah, now go and shut your face," Zoe, Ryme, Leah, and Kate said simultaneously.

The girl walked away with an annoyed face, probably talking to her friend about fake rumors. That seems like something she would do.

"This is why I have lost faith in humanity. I'm becoming a Soul Reaper," Zoe said.

"Me, too! Then we can meet Toshiro and Ukitake and the others," Ryme agreed.

"That's Bleach, right?" Kai asked.

"They're talking about anime again!" Leah yelled, walking away.

What is this 'anime'?

"What's anime?" Ino asked.

"Anime is the greatest thing to come from Japan," Zoe explained.

"And manga," Ryme added.

"But what is it?" Ino repeated. I looked to Lily, who was almost back and has probably heard what we've been talking about.

"Awesome," Zoe, Ryme, Kai, and Lily said.

"I only watch Naru-" Kate started, before four hands piled on top of her mouth.

"Why do you guys keep covering her mouth?" Temari asked.

"We don't like hearing her voice," Ryme said.

Then Leah came back. "Are you done yet?"

"No, because Ichigo means strawberry but his hair is orange and I don't understand," Zoe said.

What...?

"It is quite confusing," Ryme agreed.

"Hi Lily! Hi Lily's friends!" a new voice greeted.

"Hi Tye, Andrew, Tony, Kyle," Lily responded.

"Can we play?" the Tye kid asked. I looked to the volleyball in Lily's hand.

"Uhh..." Lily started.

"No," Zoe said.

"No," Lily copied.

"Why not?" Tye asked.

"Because you will turn it into football and steal the ball and never give it back," Lily answered.

"Pfft, no," Kyle said.

"Yeah," Leah said.

"Yeah," Kyle agreed.

"Sorry, Tye. Not today," Kai said.

"So, shall we get back to volleyball?" Kate asked. Everyone, excluding Sasuke, Shikamaru, and a few others, came around in a circle.

"Sasuke! Shikamaru! Get over here or you'll fail this class and then you'll have to redo this class!" Lily chided.

 "And I care why?" Shikamaru asked.

"You'll die and you won't be able to eat lunch." Lily said.

"NO EATING?!" Choji shouted. Now that I think of it, not eating during lunch sounds terrible.

"Exactly." Kai said with a thumbs up.

"I want the pudding I packed now! I didn't get enough time to eat it at lunch!" Leah cried out.

"PUDDING!" Zoe yelled, throwing her hands up in the air.

"Oh no, not again," Lily complained, putting her hands on her head.

"What? Why are you saying that?" Neji asked.

"GUYS!!! SUPERNATURAL IS KILLING ME!!! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!! BECAUSE DEAN DIED AGAIN AND-" Zoe started yelling.

"WILL YOU SHUT UP!!" Ryme interrupted.

"And calm down," Kate added.

"Okay," Zoe said, stopping her panic attack and standing in a volleyball position.

"Now let's play volleyball guys!" she yelled.

"Is she back to normal?" Leah asked, cautiously.

"Maybe?" Lily answered.

And then Zoe started jumping. 

"Serve the ball," she whined.

"No, she's not," Lily sighed.

"Serve. The. Ball." she said, clapping every time she finished a word.

"What are you waiting for?" she sang.

"Sasuke and Shikamaru," Ino said.

"Well, I'll take care of that," Zoe said.

"Oh crap," Lily muttered and rolled her eyes.

Zoe skipped off. SKIPPED. Zoe doesn't skip. There's something wrong.

"Sasookay!" she yelled, grabbing Sasuke's arm and pulling him in the circle.

"Maybe we shouldn't play volleyball," Kate said.

"Yeah, let's not," Leah agreed.

"Sasuke! Do you want to go on a walk with me?!" Ino and Sakura asked simultaneously, before glaring  at each other.

"Oh, we're not playing volleyball?" Zoe asked.

"Uh...no," I said.

"Okay!" Zoe yelled, before running over to Shikamaru.

I looked over to Sai, who had chalk and was drawing on the concrete. He was drawing a bird, and he had already drawn a lion. 

"Wow Sai, those drawings are really good," Ino complimented, since she was rejected by Sasuke.

I walked over to them. "I bet I could do that!" I yelled.

"I bet you couldn't," Ino said.

"Of course I could! Those drawings are jokes!" I said.

"Yes, Naruto, just like your d-"

"No, Sai!" Sakura yelled, running over.

"Huh?" Ino asked, confused. I know what he was going to say.

"What was he going to say?" Lily asked with a tilted head.

"Nothing!! Save your clean ears!" I yelled.

"Wha-...okay," she said before going quiet.

"Sai! You think you can just say stuff like that and get away with it! You jerk!" I yelled with clenched fists.

"But I never actually said it," Sai said with a fake smile.

"Shut up!" I yelled, before walking away.

Shikamaru POV

This day had been nothing but troublesome. First we have to wake up. Then we have to get up. And go to school. And I'm not even allowed to sleep in class.

I wish I was a cloud.

My eye lids continued to flicker opened and closed before I heard Zoe screaming something random. I cocked an eyebrow as I only turned my head and saw her running toward me. She had an insane look on her face and she was spouting nonsense once again.

"C'mon Shika! We're going on an adventure!" She shouted looping her right arm around my left arm. "But I like it right he-ACK!" I shouted. I felt her trying to heave me off the ground and she actually did.

"Come on! We're going to run off into the sunset!" She shouted again and we, well Zoe, started to drag me across the football field. I literally started tripping every other step as she ran across the football field.

Then suddenly, Zoe fell, and since I was being dragged by her, I landed on top of her.

"Oof," she...said? Made a noise...I'm not really sure that 'oof' is a word.

"PDA!" some random guys yelled.

"What's going on over there, you two?" Kiba asked, wiggling his eyebrows.

"The sky is blue," Lily said, looking up. I'm not sure if she was aiming for that to make this situation less awkward, but if so, it didn't work.

"Ya don't say?" Shino said.

"Like you can talk, you ugly bug creature!" Kai yelled.

"I SHIP IT!" Lily shouted joyously. Kai's face paled and she looked down at the ground, horrified if I may add.

"That was a couple of chapters ago, Lily," Sakura said smartly.

"4TH WALL!" Lily yelled.

"Back to the situation at hand, why is Shikamaru on top of Zoe?!" Ino asked.

I looked back to the giggling girl under me. Giggling?

"The most I've ever gotten from a guy is a hug, so this is a first," she said. We'll have to change that.

Did I just think that? Hmm, guess I did.

"PDA!" The jocks said again.

"Like you can talk!" Zoe yelled back, before laughing again.

I got up off of her and held out my and to help her up, and she took it. But right when she stood up, she plopped back down onto the grass.

"What are you doing?" I asked.

"Watching the clouds, duh," She answered like it was obvious.

I laid down next to her.

"I see Sasuke!" she yelled.

"What?"

"I see a duck! Therefore, I see Sasuke!" she answered.

I smirked.

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

"UGH!" Zoe complained.

"Shika! Get up so you can help me up!" Zoe said.

"No."

"Wha? But you offered to help me up earlier!"

I shrugged. "Your point being?"

"Jerk."

"Yup," I agreed.

Then Lily came up to us. "Come on, Zoe," she said, offering her hand to Zoe, who took it.

"See? There are some nice people left in the world. Like me," Zoe said, trying to keep a straight face, which failed once Lily and I started laughing. 

"Well, bye!" she said, before walking away, followed by Lily.

Although, ten seconds later Lily turned and came over to give me a hand. She heaved me up although I was doing the majority of the work. "I'm sorry." she said.

Then she turned and bolted back to Zoe, and they raced the rest of the way to the locker rooms, and tied.

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I think I like her. Pfft..think?

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