Sasuke POV

RINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

Just then, we were swarmed by kids all going in different directions.

"WHERE DO WE GO UN!!!!"

To be honest, I wasn't sure where we were going either.

"Look at the building number, and the room number.Two means up and one mean down stairs." Lily said in a hurried tone.

I look at my schedule:

Period 1/2 building 4-101, Mr. Potluck

"I'm confused, yeah!" Dederia, shouted in Lily's direction.

"Yeah me too BELIEVE IT!

"Okay then follow me I'll show you too your classes!" Lily shouted, while gesturing for us to follow.

Lily dodged, and nimbly made her way around the crowds.

While we were stuck behind everyone!

"Come on, first class is this way!" She shouted

...

Everyone managed to find their classes with Lily's help.

"Okay the rest of you have first period with me." She says while leading us to a classroom.

The ones left were, me, Gaara, Sai, Neji, Shikamaru, Kiba, Hinata, Tenten, Sakura, and Naruto.

....

We reached a mahogany door.

Lily put her hand on the handle, "Are you guys ready?" She asks.

"No." We all replied.

"Oh well." She said, while opening the door.

"Lily! You made it! We thought you died!" The girl with Bushy brown hair, says relived.

"Lily. Why are you late to my class?" Says a man, with a pony tail?

"A wizard is never late, nor is she early, she arrives precisely when she means to." Lily responds with a close eyed smile. "And I was helping the new kids find their classes."

"Ah, okay." He says,"Now don't just stand there, come in! We won't bite. Well, I won't bite. Can't promise you they won't," The particular man says.

No comment.

I recognized some of the people from earlier. Like the bushy haired girl, the hiding girl, and the red head. And of course, Zoe.

"T-thank you s-sir." Hinata stutters.

"No problem, feel free to have some essay water." He says, gesturing to a pitcher on his desk.

Essay water? What, does that even mean.

Lily sits down in the front of the room next to Zoe.

The room seems to be divided, all of the girls are closer to the door on the left side. While the boys are on the right side closer to the window.

I notice most of the kids have cups on their desks.

Weird.

Most of the ninja sit down in the back of the room, but not Naruto sits right next to Lily.

I looked around the room. There were posters and paintings everywhere. One said "The Beatles" while another said "I Have a Dream." I had no idea what any of this meant. But somebody else is bound to as Lily or Zoe later.

There were stickers on the blinds of the windows that said "essays."

We were all sitting down in our chairs and a girl came up to Neji. It was the red head. She pointed to his eyes and said...

"What are those?!"

The bushy haired girl and the hiding girl came behind her and said...

"Que son esos?!"

They high fived each other and went back to their seats, while the red head stayed with us.

Lily and Zoe came toward us as well.

"Que son esos?" Shikamaru asked.

"What are those...in Spanish," Zoe replied.

"These are really good cosplayers, guys," The red head said.

"Hey, why don't you let the new kids borrow your notes?!" A booming voice spoke.

"Okay, Mr. Potluck," Lily replied.

"Don't kill anything," Zoe said before walking away.

What's that supposed to mean?

"Just do what the teacher says and you'll be fine," Lily warned.

The red head looked at Gaara for a while before also walking away.

....

Naruto POV

When Lily and Zoe got back to their seats, I looked at them. They both got out notebooks and a pencil.

I reached in my bag and grabbed one of the notebooks and a pencil that Lily had bought us all. I opened it up and looked back to them. I had absolutely no idea what we were doing, so I just did everything they did. They both looked at the board for a while, looked back at their paper, and started writing.

The board read:

Portmanteau
-A word which combines the meaning of two words (or rarely, more than two words) etc.

There were a lot of words. Under the description of the...port-man-thingy there was more.

Examples:
brunch-lunch and breakfast
A sport is an eating utensil that is a combination of a spoon and a fork.

I think I understand...kind of...maybe...possibly....not at all...

I looked back to Lily and Zoe and they smiled excitedly at each other before hurriedly writing on their paper.

I looked over at Lily's and it had many combinations of peoples' names. Oh. So that's how we do it.

I though about it for a second before remembering over the weekend, when all of the girls kept screaming about something. They called it a ship name.

Would that be one of them...?

I wrote it down. But I also out something else to be safe. Linner.

Linner is a combination of lunch and dinner. It's very special to me. Because there's always room for Ichiraku Ramen...unless you're trapped in another world but we can get back! One day.

This brings up the thought of the leaf village to me. I wonder how Granny Tsunade is. I imagine she's sent bunches of teams to look for us! And is Pervy Sage looking for me too?

I also think about the sand village. How are they doing without the Kazekage? I bet Temari and Kankuro are...wait, they're here too. So who's in charge of the sand village?!

I looked behind me to the rest of the ninja. Why would they sit all the way back there? They didn't seem to be stressing about any upcoming shinobi world wars. That's good. Especially since Gaara isn't.

I looked ahead of me to the board again. Then I looked next to it. Behind the teachers desk. On the board there was a lot of writing. And drawings. One thing caught my eye. It said, "Not the RED pen!"

I don't understand. What's so bad about a red pen?

"Lily," I whisper.

"What?" She asks.

"What's so bad about a red pen? Is it some kind of weapon?" I ask.

"No. When a teacher grades and essay, they usually go through with a red pen to correct all of the errors," she replies.

I went back to my paper. Suddenly, Zoe got up and opened a cabinet. She got a cup out of the cabinet and went to the 'essay water' as it was called. She poured a cup. As soon as she sat down, Lily and the red head got up.

They both went to the the same cabinet and got cups, and they were followed by the hiding girl. We should really learn their names. Lily poured her cup and sped towards her seat. Why speeding?

As the red head got to the water, so did the hiding girl. They were pushing each other the red head almost fell. The hiding girl poured her water.

"She spilled it!" A boy on the other side of the classroom yelled.

"Imagine that," another said.

"Leah, stop spilling the water," the red head said. So the hiding girls name is Leah. Got it. One down, two to go.

"Shut up, Ryme," Leah said. Red head is Ryme. One more. The bushy haired girl.

She walked back to her seat.

Ryme poured her water and walked back to her seat behind Lily.

All of the girls were now on their cool little box thingies. They seemed very focused. It looked like they were reading.

"Kate!" Leah whisper-yelled to the bushy haired girl. Kate. Now I know them all. I win.

Kate didn't respond. Instead she just kept staring at her...what did they call them...phone!

"Kate!!!!" Leah whined.

"Nobody wants to hear you talk, Leah," Ryme said.

That was mean. Are they always this mean to each other?

Suddenly, Leah trapped Ryme in a choke hold. While doing so, she spilled Ryme's water all across the floor.

"She spilled her water again!" Kate and Zoe yelled to the classroom simultaneously.

"Well, what did you expect?" One of the guys said.

"But it wasn't mine!" Leah defended herself.

"YOU CURSED ME!" Ryme yelled.

"Yeah, so it's still your fault," Zoe said.

"And, technically, you are the reason for her spilling it," Lily finished.

"Exactly," Kate agreed.

"I will murder you guys and make it look like a bloody accident," Leah warned Zoe, Kate, Ryme, and Lily.

I started building up chakra, preparing for a fight.

"You know, you say that all the time. When are you actually going to follow through with it?" Zoe asked.

Huh?

"OOOOH! BURN!" Kate yelled.

All of a sudden, a paper airplane came whizzing past us.

"Who's throwing appear airplanes in my classroom?!" Mr. Potluck asked, loudly.

"Uhhh..." I heard from the other side of the room.

"If you're going to throw an airplane, at least hit somebody," he said.

What kind of teacher is this?

He picked up the airplane and threw it towards the back of the room, where it hit, well, almost hit, Gaara. His sand came up and blocked the attack. Wait...sand? He didn't bring his gourd. He wasn't allowed to. Well, that's not why. They kind if forced it off of his back, but still!

I look to where the sand came from. He seemed to have just brought some along, just in case.

The other ninja just stared at it suspiciously, except for Tenten, who seems overly excited to find a new weapon.

She picked it up and threw it, and, her being Tenten, it went right where she was aiming. She hit the kid who first threw the airplane.

He picked it up and threw it toward me, and I ducked with my super awesome ninja reflexes.

Because of me ducking, Lily had the pleasure of getting hit with the paper weapon. Tenten was already making more.

"Oww..." Lily spoke.

"Okay, that's enough. We can finish this later," mr. Potluck said.

Leah got up and went to go refill her water that she drank.

"Hey. Go get some paper towels to clean up your mess," mr. Potluck told her.

"But it's Ryme's water," she replied.

"But it's your mess," he said.

"Fine," she said, leaving the classroom to get paper towels.

"Zoe!" Ryme yelled.

"What?" Zoe asked.

"Take this!" She said, handing her a...phone!

"Why?" She asked.

"It's Leah's!" Ryme said.

Zoe took the phone and put it under her leg.

Leah came back into the room and hit Lily and Zoe on the head. For some reason.

"You guys are so dead," she whispered to the group.

"When?" Asked Zoe.

"Tonight," she responded in an evil tone.

"Okay. Well, good luck with that," Zoe said.

"Yeah! Don't mess with us! I'm going to be Hokage one day!" I yell.

Lily cleared her throat. "President. He means president," she said.

"What's that?" I ask.

"Basically the same thing," she says.

"Oh. Then yeah!" I yell.

"Wow, guys. These are the best Naruto cosplayers I've ever seen," Ryme said.

"What's a cosplayer?" Sasuke asks, coming up behind us.

"People who dress up as characters from things," Kate said.

"Umm...no. We're-" Shikamaru started before Zoe covered his mouth with her hand.

"They're really into it," Zoe said.

"So, where did you say they were from?" Asked Leah.

"Wisconsin. They're my cousins," Lily lied.

"Sure they are," Leah said curiously.

Cousins from Wisconsin? Oh yeah! Cover story!

"Yes, we are definitely from Wisconsin. There's nothing suspicious about us, no ma'am. We are totally not ninja from Konoha or anything. I mean, Konoha isn't even a real place, ya know!" I cover super well. I'm a great liar.

Lily face palmed.

"Naruto?" Zoe says.

"Yeah?" I respond.

"Shut up," she says.

That was harsh.

"Ignore him," Lily says.

"Sooooo, what's your actual name, Naruto?" Ryme asks.

"Naruto," I say.

In a flash, the board that had the port man thingy changed. It changed into the most horrifying thing I had ever seen...clowns.

Everybody started screaming. Except for Zoe and Ryme and the other ninja. Sakura and Hinata were covering their eyes, but the rest only seemed bored. Especially Sasuke-teme and Shikamaru.

Zoe and Ryme began talking to each other while the rest of us were hidden behind our own hands.

Sasuke and Shikamaru hadn't gone back to their seats, so they joined in on Zoe and Ryme's conversation.

"Hey look! There's a clown doll," Zoe yelled.

All of us who were afraid of the clowns made the mistake of looking at the board. There was, indeed, a clown doll. It was terrifyingly terrifying in comparison to the current most terrifying thing in the world. Besides ghosts. Ghosts are pretty terrifying themselves. At least there are no pictures of ghosts.

Thinking about this made me feel better, so I stopped hiding behind my hands and looked towards the not scared group.

"Not scared, dobe?" Sasuke asked me.

"Well, there are no ghosts, so I think I'm fine now," I say, calmly.

"Hey Mr. Potluck!" Ryme yelled.

"Hmm?" He hummed.

"What about some ghost pictures?" She asked.

"Ooh," he said. He changed his picture on his home screen into the clown doll and proceeded to go back on the internet to search for ghosts.

"NOOOOOO!!!!!!" I yell before cowering down.

...

Sasuke POV

After everyone sat down, Mr. Potluck began speaking.

"Who would like to initiate the sharing of the examples?" he asked.

None of us raised our hand. Only Lily, Julia, Kate. and some of the unnamed and unimportant as of right now guys did. After Naruto saw what was happening, he also raised his hand. That dobe. He's only going to embarrass himself. Oh well, not my problem.

He called on Naruto, who said, "Linner! It's lunch and dinner and it's the best time of day! Along with breakfast, lunch, and dinner!" he yelled. Wow, he actually understood what we were doing.

"Yes, but what about brunch?" Mr. Potluck asked him, gesturing toward the board.

"Brunch is great, too!" he agreed.

The rest of the period was more work, which was easy, and the teacher telling us to write a poem about ourselves.

Death,

where ever I go death follows.

The destruction of my family,

Haunts me everyday.

The loneliness is overwhelming,

like to much water in the dam.

And when it finally breaks,

I know what must be done,

Kill Itachi.

"Alright you guys you have five minutes in-till bell." Mr, Potluck says.

As soon as he said that the entire class swarmed us.

"Where are you guys from?"

"What school did you come from?"

"WHY IS YOU HAIR SO FUNNY?"

"Do you want to be friends?"

"OMG WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HEAD?!"

"Can I see you schedule?"

Jeez these kids are loud and obnoxious.

BOOM!!!!!

"ART IS AN EXPLOSION UN, KATSU,BOOM!!"

"ART IS ETERNAL YOU CROSS-DRESSER!"

"IM A GUY, YEAH!"

"OH, WILL THE TWO OF YOU SHUT UP!!"

"NO!"

"I LOVE MY CHILDREN, I LOVE MY JOB, I LOVE MY CHILDREN, I LOVE MY JOB!"

That poor teacher.

RINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!

The ninja and I, jump onto the desks in battle positions.

"Get down, and OUT!" Mr, Potluck commanded.

We all rushed out the door to our next class.