Third Person POV

Well, Sunday and Monday were eventful. Itachi likes dogs, and Sasuke was extremely shocked with that revelation. Kai came back. Things were broken. Lights were killed. Many. And Sasuke, Naruto, Kankuro, and Kiba fixed the doors, which they did a pretty good job at, besides the fact that they're now on backwards. Kakashi got into Game of Thrones. Shino made friends with the mosquitoes. The girls got supplies for the ninja, like toothbrushes and stuff.

Anyways, it was interesting none-the-less.

TenTen POV

I was awoken by sweet melodies, which I'm guessing is an alarm clock.

Oh yeah, today is our first day of school, isn't it? Joy...

"School starts in an hour, guys, so get up and get ready," Lily said.

I hear a lot of groaning coming from around the room, me included.

I look at Lily, who's already dressed and ready to go.

"What time did you wake up?" I ask.

"6:40,' she answered.

"What time is it?" Zoë asked.

"7:02 so get up and ready because we are running behind schedule by 2 minutes and 30 seconds," she replied.

"Lily, school doesn't start until 9:00," Zoë responded.

"I know, but the bus gets here at 8:20," she said.

"So you're still waking us up earlier than necessary?" Zoë asked.

"Don't know. Just used to it," she states.

"Why can't we just get driven in? We have 3 cars here, that should be enough," Kai suggested.

"That sounds better than the bus. A lot better," Lily agreed.

"I'm going back to sleep," Zoë stated.

"Wait, don't you have to be 16 or older to drive?" Sakura asked, as we walked out to the kitchen.

"Well yeah, Kai fits the bill and Zoe and I have our permits. So technically we can drive we just need supervision." Lily states, while fixing herself a bowl of cereal.

"W-where are the boys?" Hinata stuttered out.

"Good point, I will wake up Naruto and the rest, and Kai wake up Dederia and Sasori." Zoe ordered.

After a couple minutes all of the boys sleepily walked out of Lily's sisters room.

"Up and at em' boys." I state with a smirk.

I heard a lot of groans.

"Why do we have to get up so early?" Kiba whined.

"Because." Lily says, while fixing breakfast for everyone.

"Because isn't an answer." Sasuke says.

"Well 'hn' isn't a word." Lily replied.

That shut him up.

Then all of a sudden BOOM!

Kai must have woken up the Akatsuki. Joy.

'DEIDERA WE NEED TO GET YOU SOME PLAY-DOH!" I hear Kai yell.

Whats play-doh?

"Whats play-doh?" Sakura asked, speaking my thoughts.

"Fun to play with, not to eat." Lily and Zoe recite in sync.

Okay, not creepy one bit.

Lily tossed me a granola bar.

"Eat up, you'll need your strength." she says.

"Why?" I ask quite confused.

"School is taxing on the mind and body, you must be prepared." She says calmly.

"In other words lunch is late." Zoe clarifies.

"Got it." I say.

What is this place? School, sounds like prison.

Deidera and Sasori walk into the house looking pissed off.

"Why do we have to wake up so early ,un!" Dederia said though gritted teeth.

"Reasons." Zoe replied."I'm not so sure either." She shrugged.

"Is everyone up?" Lily starts counting."No, we are missing Naruto." she says and walks off to the bedroom.

RING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay that solves the Naruto problem.

"Okay, now that you're all up but not exactly ready..."She peered at everyone. "...maybe I should wait a while..." she trailed off.

She provided clothes for the ones out of us who weren't dressed normally. Sasuke was wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, Neji was wearing a white t-shirt and black pants, Lee was wearing a green t-shirt and green pants....Ino was now wearing a normal shirt with her skirt, Sai was wearing a black shirt with black pants.

After everyone was dressed and ready Zoe said, "Alright, if anyone asks, you are Lily's cousins and friends from Wisconsin and if anyone else continues the conversation, then stop talking!" She yelled to clarify. "The only ones who are allowed to talk are..." she stopped and looked around. "...Neji, Tenten, Hinata, Shino, Shikamaru, Sai, Sasuke, and Sasori...unless the teacher calls on you, then you have to talk." She explained.

"But what if I want to talk?!" Naruto screeched.

"Then talk with your mouth shut! OR talk in your head." Kai said. "Either or, just don't talk unless your teacher calls on you."

"I think they should be allowed to talk, they need to make friends. But they just shouldn't shout anything spontaneous." Kakashi pointed out.

"Yeah, like Shaun." Lily said.

"Don't know who Shaun is...but okay!" Kiba held out a thumbs up

"Oh, and you adults should get a job." Lily pointed out. The Akatsuki and most of the Sensei's looked at Lily.

"Um, we already have jobs." Kakashi didn't even look up from his book as he said that. Lily sighed.

"Jobs, that don't involve killing." Kai mumbled.

"But what kind of jobs can we get?" Kurenai asked.

"Librarian, P.E. Coach-"

"P.E. Coach?" Guy asked.

"Basically Physical Education." Zoe said.

"I SHALL DO IT!" He shouted.

"NO!" Everyone chorused together. He flinched.

"Fine you unyouthful children...and adults." He muttered.

"What about all of us? Where can we go and what other jobs can we do?" Asuma asked.

"For one, Hidan, Kisame, Zetsu, Kakuzu, Pein, and Gai, you may NOT get a job!" Lily said pointing to each of them. "Pein, you will watch over them and-"

"And if this house is in shambles when we get back, then you're paying for it!" Kai shouted.

"I WILL NOT BE PAYING FOR ANYTHING!" Kakuzu yells at Kai.

"You will if I make you!" Kai retorts.

"OR! We could sit them on a stool in the middle of the room so they can't touch anything." Lily smiled cheekily. Zoe watched everyone and then began to walk into a different room.

"U-Um, w-what about our s-schedules?" Hinata asked shyly.

"Well, we actually haven't gotten to that yet." Lily murmured. "OH WAIT! If you're going to be enrolled at out our school then you'll have to sign some papers!" She pointed to all the eligible adults that could actually be considered guardians.

"Papers? Don't we already sign enough?" Kakashi asked.

"Apparently not! Don't worry, it's just a packet of papers that you'll have to sign. And besides, not all of them will be for you Kakashi." Lily explained. "Oh, and Pein you'll have to sign for Deidara and Sasori and Itachi, you have to sign for Sasuke too."

"NO!" Sasuke snapped angrily.

"I have to." Itachi protested. Sasuke mumbled something inaudibly but someone still heard him.

"Sasuke! Language!" Lily snapped at him and Kai eyed him angrily.

"Hn." He said while looking away.

"Alright! I got all the papers!" Zoe shouted. She had a boatload of papers stacked in her arms and plopped onto the table.

"Woah! That's even more papers than there was in the Academy!" Kakashi ranted. Lily looked at him apologetically.

"Sorry it's so much Kakashi and besides, we're splitting it up between the adults." Lily smiled. Kakashi still groaned and sat his book down.

"Come on, the sooner we got this done, the sooner we can get them out of the house." Kakashi muttered.

"Woah what? No, no, no, you are coming and getting a job at our school so we can keep an eye on you." Zoe said.

"How can you keep an eye on us if you're going to be in your classes?" Neji asked.

"Well for one, you'll be having some classes with us and two, the sensei's will be teachers, so we'll probably see them around campus." Kai explained.

"Hey Pein, you know that you have to sign the papers right?" Zoe stated.

"No." He replied.

"But you have to. You're considered their guardian because you're the leader on the Akatsuki." Zoe retorted.

"No." He replied again.

"Do it! With great power comes great responsibility." Lily chided.

"Spider Man!" Zoe shouts.

"Thwap. Thwap!" Lily says while putting her ring and middle finger against her palms. Maybe it's a new hand sign.

"Do I have to?" He grumbled.

"Yes." Kai answered bluntly. He grumbled some more and started to read over the papers for Deidara and Sasori.

All the adults were now signing their paper for us to attend this 'school', apparently it wasn't a ninja academy.

"Oh and you have to come to the school to sign some more paperwork." Lily said enthusiastically.

The adults groan.

"If you don't mind me asking, but what is this school all about?" I asked.

"A prison." Zoe said.

"WE'RE GOING TO PRISON?!" Naruto yelled.

"What? Who told you that? It's not prison." Lily said.

"Zoe did." Naruto answered innocently.

"Zoe!" Lily accused.

"Well, school is a place where you will learn future materials like Reading, Science, Math, and Social Studies. There's also P.E, Medical, IT, Chorus, and Band." Kai explained as she leaned against a nearby wall.

"P.E. should be a breeze!" Lee shouted energetically.

"Unless you have Coach V!" Lily sobbed.

"Why?" Lee asked.

"He makes you do more paper work rather than actual P.E." Zoe said.

"That sucks for you!" Kisame laughed as he pointed to them. I glared at him.

"Have fun staying home all day." Kai muttered. "Oh and if you run out of water there's a pool." Kai taunted.

"Take that back!" He yelled.

"No." She said calmly. How can Kai be so calm, especially with Kisame yelled at her?

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you're staying home all day and I'm not telling you how to turn on the TV." Zoe nodded accomplished.

"Bet Itachi could figure it out." Kisame smirked.

"Sucks that Itachi won't be home." Zoe taunted.

"How do you figure out this annoyingly stupid device?" Hidan snapped and nearly threw the remote down.

"Hidan! Don't you dare chuck that remote on the ground!" Kai snapped. Hidan stopped right before he slammed it against the ground.

"Oh? And why not?" Hidan asked.

"Because I don't feel like paying for another one and it's too much of a mess to clean up!" Kai snapped. I noticed Kai was arguing with the immortal, I'm beginning to wonder what she's been through that made her brave enough to stand up to the Akatsuki.

I was beginning to wonder where Lily was. I haven't heard or seen her in a while. I looked around the room and saw...the corner of a book?

I walked over to the table and peered under it. Lily was laying under the table reading a huge book while everyone else was running amok.

"Lily? What are you doing?" I asked. She flung up her book and whacked her head on the table.

"Ow!" She exclaimed and looked at me. "Oh Tenten, how are you?"

"Um, why were you under the table?" I asked.

"It's quieter under here and it's safer." She said cheerfully. I looked at her as she returned to reading and I stood back up.

"ATTENTION EVERYONE! IT IS TIME TO GO TO HELL! OOPS I MEAN PRISON! WAIT. NO. SCHOOL!" Zoe shouted through the house. Her voice was a lot louder than I anticipated.

"Where's Lily? She usually is the one to say that?" Kai asked. I cocked my head to the side.

"She's under the table." I said.

"Why is she under the table?" Sasuke asked.

"READING!" Lily shouted from under the table.

"Get your head out of the clouds!" Zoe yelled. "We have to leave for school in a few minutes!"

"My head is not in the clouds it is in a really good book, and they are about to die again! I wanna know what happens." She whined.

"Who's going to die again?" Deidara asked.

"Percy and Annabeth! They fell into Tartarus and I think they are going to die because Uncle Rick is a troll like that." She exclaimed. A few seconds of silence passed and, "WAIT! SCHOOL'S ABOUT TO START! CRAP! LET'S GET GOING!"

Everyone, including me, started scrambling around to get in groups to get in the cars.

Apparently Team 7, Sasori, and Itachi went with Lily, Team 10, Deidara, and Pein went Zoe, and Team 8 and Team Guy went with Kai.

"What the heck?! Why do you hate me? I have to deal with him." Kai ranted, while pointing at Shino.

"We'll change it next time! But right now we are in a big hurry!" Lily exclaimed. "From now till you get to the school, don't be at each other's throats, okay? Okay! I'm leaving!"

Everyone literally ran out of the house almost at the same time. It was chaos. But somehow, we all made it out without getting cut or scraped.

"Alright! Let's go!" Lily shouted and they all went to their separate cars.

....

Sasuke POV

We all jump out of the car, and rush past a swarm of kids to a building connected to one side of the campus.

"THIS PLACE IS SO HUGE AND FULL OF YOUTH SENSEI!" Lee shouted over the commotion.

"IT IS,IT IS LEE!!!" Gai sensei replied.

"Through here." Lily said, while holding open a glass door, "Zoe, Kai, I'll meet you at Bernard a little later."

"Okay" they both said and disappeared in the group of kids.

We all walked in silently and she closed the door behind us and lead us to a desk in the middle of the room.

There were benches on either side of the room, and there were horses everywhere. Not real horses, though.

"Hi Lily!" Lily greeted the lady behind the desk.

"Hi Lily, how are you today?" The lady said back, she had long black hair and was wearing a striped dress.

"Good, but my cousins just moved here and need to be enrolled." She said sweetly, gesturing to us.

"Oh okay, They just have to sign theses consent forms and you'll be all set." She said handing more forms to Kakashi.

"Thanks, I suppose." Kakashi mumbled and began signing for Naruto and Sakura.

"How are you related to the kids?" Older Lily said, gesturing to the sensei.

"Well....ah...you...see... we are not actually related, we are just there legal guardians." Kakashi says, sheepishly answering for all of the Senseis.

"Okay then, what about you two." she says, pointing towards Pein and Itachi. As Itachi took my paperwork and began signing it, I sent him a death glare.

"I'm his older brother." Itachi said calmly.

"You sure, he doesn't seem to like you." She says questionably.

"Well, I might have killed our whole family." He says without flinching.

Does he really not care. He killed our whole family, and he acts like he doesn't care. That bastard! I will kill him.

"Okay then, and I'm not even going to ask you." She said pointing towards Pein, "Anyways, how old are you two?" Older Lily asked Deidara and Sasori.

"19, un." Deidara sighed.

"31." Sasori said bluntly.

Lily elbowed him.

"18." Sasori corrected himself.

"Lily, you're a nice girl, so why are you hanging around weirdos?" Older Lily asked, turning to Lily confused.

"Well as a fellow weirdo I take offense to that," She said simply, "and they are from Wisconsin, and whatever happens in Wisconsin stays in Wisconsin."

"That's Vegas." Older Lily clarified. "Anyways, is that all, because I would hate to be late." Lily said cheekily.

"Yes, here are your schedules, and get out." Older Lily said smiling, while handing us all of our schedules.

"Bye, thank you Ms. Lily." Lily said while walking over to the sensei's, Itachi, and Pein.

She whispered something to them, they all nodded and left.

Odd. Any way we were all walking down an outside hallway, It all seemed to happen in slow motion, Lily gasped as something hit her from the behind. We all jumped into action.

An enemy, here?

I reached for my katana, which of course wasn't there.

Was she stabbed? Is she alright? Will she survive? Why do I care?!

"RYME YOU CAN'T JUST HIT SOMEONE WITH A POSTER-BOARD! IT HURTS!" Lily yelled.

"Oops," The mystery girl says.

She has red hair that goes to her shoulders, and is wearing a pink hoodie with camouflage on the arms with jeans.

"You know her?" Naruto asked, while calming down.

"Yes, she knows me you baka!" The girl replies.

"Not to be rude, but who are you?" Gaara asked.

"Ryme, and you are?" She said holding her hand out for Gaara.

"Gaara of the Desert Sand." He said avoiding her hand.

"HOLY S***! GAARA THE KAZEKAGE! WAIT AND NARUTO, SASUKE, KIBA, SHIKAMARU, SHINO, CHOJI, HINATA, TENTEN, NEJI, LEE, DEDERIA, SASORI, SAKURA, INO, KANKURO, AND TEMARI!

"H-how do you know are names?" Kiba asked, taking a step back.

"LILY YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU KNEW NARUTO COSPLAYERS!"Ryme shouted.

"There not cosplayers Ryme," Lily sighed,"and Zoe has Bernard s-"

She was cut off by Ryme running towards Zoe, "OH HAIL NO! BERNARD IS MINE!"

Weird.

"Come on." Lily said, while walking out into a beautiful courtyard with building surrounding it.

"Wow, it's so BIG!" Naruto screeched.

"NARUTO! STOP YELLING" Sakura yelled.

"Same could be said for you Sakura." I say with no emotion.

"Look at all the possible puppets." Sasori said emotionlessly.

"NO! Lets not kill everyone!" Lily says.

"Fine..." Sasori trailed off.

We approached Zoe, Kai, and Ryme. Who appeared to be fighting over a spot to lean against a pillar....

"ZOE YOU HAD HIM YESTERDAY!"

"BUT I DON"T WANNA MOVE!"
"MOVE!"

"NEVER!!!!!!!"

"JUST SHARE IT! IT'S A FLIPPING PILLAR!

"LILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY!"

"Zoe."

"TELL RYME TO MOVE!"

"No you two have to share Bernard."

"...."

"What exactly are they fighting over?" Shikamaru asks.

"Their fighting over a spot, and they named the pillar Bernard." She replies

"Why?" Shikamaru questions.

"Because they are both too lazy to stand." She answers, while walking over to Kai so they all formed a circle.

We all kind of surround them.

"Lily! Hide me!" A girl with long brown hair tied up in a pony tail said, while using Lily as a human shield.

"What!? Why?" She asks astonished.

"I just broke up with JC,and I don't want to talk to him" The girl whined.

"Called it." Ryme said.

"Yeah, we all knew it wouldn't last more that a week Leah." Zoe said uninterested.

"Excuse you," She said while flipping the bird at Ryme,"that's not very polite."

'Neither is that." Lily says.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah Lily-" She was cut off by another girl running over.

"Leah, there you are I have been looking for you all over!" A girl with bushy brown hair said.

"That's the point of hiding Kate." Leah said, while walking away with Kate.

"Odd friends." Ino said, once they were out of earshot.

"Very." Choji agreed.

"Oops." Said a small boy, who kept running into Lily, Kai, Zoe, and Ryme.

"Hi Shanaruto." the girls greeted.

"HEY! NARUTO IS MY NAME!" Naruto yelled.

What a dobe.

"NO! IT'S MY NAME BULLY!"

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BULLY!"

"YOU! BECAUSE SHANARUTO IS MY NAME!"

"Shawn just stop." Zoe sighed.

"But my name is Shanaruto, who is this Shawn you speak of?" He replied.

"You."

"Hey new kids. Hi new kids." he says while walking over to us.

I eye him suspiciously.

"Oops." He said while walking into me.

"Can I punch him know?" I ask though clenched teeth.

"No." Lily responds.

"Bully!" He yells.

"OOOOH new kids!" says another girl that runs up.

She is short, with a pony tail and is wearing lots of pink.

"OMG I LOVE YOU HAIR!" She screeches at Sakura.

"Um... thanks?" Sakura says confused.

"OH MY GOSH! RYME DID YOU HERE THE NEWS! LILY AND SHAWN ARE DATING!" The girl says cheekily.

Lily's eyes widen and she has a coughing fit, and Shawn shivers, and Zoe starts laughing.

"You're dating a midget?" Sai questions.

"N-no we are not dating, only in a play, and it is a play Georgia, play as in not real." Lily clarifies.

"Oh I know that silly, I just wanted to see the new kids reactions, which were hilarious by the way." Georgia says giggling," But you two would make a cute couple."

Shawn walked away.

"GEORGIA!"

"What it is fact, everyone agrees."

Is this what people really do in there free time?

RINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

"AHHH!" Kiba yelled.

This is going to be a really long day.