Lily POV

"Gaara! That's a light ledge thingy! Get down! It's not for laying on. I'd know, I tried it. My mom yelled at me," I yell at the red head. He was laying on a ledge that held all of the lights that were connected to my sister's bedroom ceiling. 

"Why?" he responded.

"Because you're going to break the light!" I yelled simply,"we can't break the light! Get down!"

"Too late." he responded, emotionlessly. I made a confuzzled face. 

"You killed the light?" I asked.

"You can't kill something that was never alive," he pointed out.

"But lights have feelings too," I argued.

"Sure they do," Sasuke said sarcastically.

"Well, so do books," I added.

"That's only you, Lily," Zoe stated.

"Leah feels the same way," I argued.

"Leah?" Neji asked.

"A girl from school," I informed.

"A ninja school? Here? Not to be rude, but you don't exactly seem like ninja material," Shikamaru stated.

"No, at school we learn the horrors of algebra, and how to grow up and be successful, because apparently that's a big deal," Zoe said.

"Well, it is, because if you don't get a-" I started.

"Lily, don't. You're one of the only people I know that actually enjoys school," Zoe said.

"I don't enjoy school. Who put that idea in your head? It stresses me out and it keeps me up at night," I complained.

"Hey guys, speaking of school, don't they kind of have to go? It's a law," Kai stated.

"Is everything a law here?" Kankuro asked, still agitated.

"Yes, actually. In California, it's illegal to eat an orange in a bath tub," I stated, trying not to laugh.

It was silent for a few minutes, while every one was letting that sink in.

"Why would that be illegal?" Kiba asked.

"I have absolutely no clue. There must have been an incident or something that was big enough to create a law. But there are weirder laws," I tell the rest of the group.

"Do I want to know?" Kakashi asked.

"No. No you do not." I answered.

I tossed the last pillow to Naruto, since that's what we came here to do in the first place.

"Now off to bed, pip pip," I say in a British accent and walk away.

"Would you stop quoting Dumbledore?!" Zoe asked, irritated.

"Would you like me to start quoting Snape instead," I ask, still in my British accent.

"Go to sleep," she replied.

"Always..." I say, in a monotone voice.

"Seriously?!" she yelled after me.

"Well I hate to be Sirius," I finished, walking towards my room.

"GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!!!" she yelled after me.

"Are you my mummy?" I asked, running to my bedroom.

"LILY, ITS NOT FUNNY!!!!!" Kai yelled.

I hear Zoe and Kai say good night to the guys, and we all go to my room where the girls were waiting.

....

Naruto POV

I was having a wonderful dream about Ichiraku Ramen. That is, until I heard a loud screeching noise in my ear.

"Time to wake up soldier," I hear.

I bolt up immediately. "YES SIR," I yell.

"That's ma'am to you, maggot. 'Anko?' I thought. Sound like her.

"Now get up and get your grub before it gets cold," she demanded.

'Not Anko. For the first time, I actually wished it was her. That would mean I was home, with my Ichiraku Ramen, and this was all a bad dream...' I thought to myself, getting up and going to the kitchen, where I see everyone else sitting in the living room and kitchen, eating and talking.

"Really, Lily?" Zoe asked her. So it was Lily...

"I had too," said girl responded.

"HEY GUYS!!!!" I yelled.

I hear a moan from the rest of the group.

"WHAT'S THE MATTER?!" I asked, wondering what the problem was.

"YOU!!!!!" they all reply simultaneously. Why so harsh?

"I told you not to wake him up," Sasuke said.

"We have to go get you guys enrolled in school," Kai said.

There was another moan from the rest of the group.

"Don't complain, we all have to go," Zoe pointed out.

"It's not that bad. And besides, you'll make new friends. Friends are good!" Lily yelled.

"I cut off all bonds," Sasuke teme said gloomily.

"Regain them!" Lily yelled again.

"But-"

"No 'buts.'"

"...O_o..." Sasuke stared in silence. He looked upset, but didn't say anything.

"First we have to walk the dog," Lily said.

"This whole day is going to be a drag," Shikamaru complains. That lazy butt, never wants to do anything.

"It's called life," Zoe replied.

Lily gets the leash for the dog and opens the door. Me, Kiba, Akamaru, Sasuke, Kai, and Shino stand up and walk towards the door.

"Zoe, come on," Lily demands.

"Shika, come on," Zoe demands.

"Why do I have to?" he responds.

"Because exercise is good for you" she answered.

"But why me?" he asked.

"Because I said so." she said.

"You're not his mummy," Lily blurted out of no where.

"Oh My Gods Lily Be Quiet!" Zoe yelled.

"Come on," Lily said again.

Zoe and Shikamaru joined us and we walked out the door.

Sasuke POV

Lily lead us to the spot on the ground where we all appeared.

She walked into it, after saying, "'YOLO,'" whatever that means.

"Lily, are you sure that's a good idea? I mean, last time-" Zoe started but was cut off when a bunch of black and red blobs fell from the sky and landed on the Lily.

The dog was running to Akamaru.

Slowly, the big group of people started unpiling from one another, leaving one person on top of Lily.

"TOBI FOUND A GIRL!!!!!! CAN TOBI KEEP HER????!!!!!" the masked one screamed. Seems like she's become a captive. Oh well. She'll figure it out...maybe.

"Tobi, maybe you should put the girl down. She's looking sort of blue," someone else said.

"Not Kisame blue, but just blue," a blonde one said.

Kai began to play tug o war with Tobi to free Lily. 

"I'm not a rubber band, please put me down," Lily asked, looking in pain.

I studied the crowd of people and my eyes fell upon a certain one.

Itachi Uchiha.

"Brother," I say, threateningly. He's the murderer of my whole clan. He deserves to die.

"Oh crap," I hear Zoe say,"not good, not good at all."

"Little brother, you cannot defeat me yet," Itachi stated.

I turned on my Sharingan and charged, with a hand full of Chidori.

I was right before him when Zoe jumped in between us.

"STOP IT!!!!!!!" she screamed.

I tried my best to stop my Chidori so it didn't hit her, but I couldn't in time.

"Zoe, move!" I yelled.

"You're lucky it's me and not Kai, or you'd be pummeled into the ground like a pancake by now," she warned.

She jumped out of the way, as did Itachi.

I stopped my Chidori and turned over to them.

Tobi was now swinging Lily and she looked like she was about to pass out. Kai was still trying to save her friend from his grasp.

"TOBI WANTS TO KEEP GIRL!"

"GIRL WANTS TO BE PUT DOWN!"

"TOBI DOESN'T WANT TO PUT DOWN GIRL!"

"GIRL HAS NAME!"

"THEN WHAT IS GIRL'S NAME? TOBI WANTS TO KNOW!"

I looked back to Itachi and Zoe.

"What are you doing?" I asked her.

"Sasuke, I already told you to get a life, and Itachi, don't encourage him," Zoe lectured.

"Zoe, move," I demanded.

"I'm telling you right now, so listen up. We are having an arrangement. NO FIGHTING UNTIL YOU FIND YOUR WAY BACK HOME!" she yelled.

I turned around and walked back into the house.

Itachi POV

That poor girl looked like she was dying. She had felt the wrath of Tobi.

"TOBI WANTS TO KEEP HER!"

"I don't want to be kept. I want to go to bed," she complained.

"WHERE THE HECK ARE WE?! Hidan asked.

"I don't know," Leader said.

"Pein, do you have any idea how we could've gotten here?" Konan asked.

"No, Tobi, put her down," Leader demanded.

"Aww...but Tobi wants to keep her," he said, putting her down.

"Yay! Freedom!," the girl Tobi was suffocating screams as she tries to walk off and falls. "Legs, why do you fail me?"

"Okay, come on everybody. This is going to look suspicious," another girl says, leading the way to a big blue house.

The one on the ground was currently petting a dog. The one who had jumped in front of Sasuke's Chidori followed her.

We all went inside, leaving the one on the ground.

"Help?" she asked, as we kept on walking.

"You're my only friend, Khaleesi," she said to the dog.

She must have gotten up somehow, because she got to the house eventually.

"Itachi Uchiha," Kakashi said.

"Konoha Ninja. Kazekage," I said.

"What about us?" the one with the fan said.

"Kazekage's siblings," I said.

"Nice to know everyone and now that we are all acquainted, I am Lily, the grumpy one is Kai, so don't piss her off, and the sarcastic one over there is Zoë." The girl on the floor explained.

"SO THATS GIRL'S NAME!" Tobi shouted.

"IF GIRL HAS NAME THAN USE IT MASKED CREATURE." Lily shouted back.

"MY NAME'S TOBI, NOT MASKED CREATURE." Tobi said.

"Same difference." Lily muttered.

A cough emitted from Kai catching our attention, and said, "Where are they going to sleep?" Did she just refer to us as they? I thought.

"Well, I do have a tent." Lily said.

"They all won't fit in a tent." Zoë said.

"Its bigger on the inside." Lily replied.

"I'm not going to sleep in a dam tent." Hidan yelled.

"Quit cussing you insane killing idiot." Kai snapped angrily.

"Oh yah, make me!" Hidan yelled.

"Operation: Mr. Clean!" Kai yelled and jumped behind him carefully avoiding Hidan's scythe. From the place where I was standing, Kai apparently pinned Hidan's arms behind himself. Then something white was shoved into Hidan's mouth and Lily put something silver over his mouth.

We all stand in shock as we watch what just happened and soon Hidan's face looked like it was about to explode. I heard Deidara and Naruto laughing hysterically.

"What did you just put in his mouth." I asked.

"Soap." Zoë answered simply. I nodded slowly understanding.

"Hn, okay." I nodded dismissively.

"Guys, I can't hold this idiot for much longer, and I have no clue what he's gonna do once I do." Kai grunted.

"Well, he might try to take the tape off and get the soap out because soap tastes rancid. But, it'll really hurt if you rip duct-tape off." Lily said.

"This is Hidan we're talking about. Do you really think duct-tap will make a difference?" Kai asked struggling.

"Well, on the bright side, he might stop cussing." Lily shrugged.

Hidan managed to wriggle out of Kai's grasp and bolted out of the room. We all followed of course because with Hidan around something is bound to be broken. When we found him, he was hovering over a sink.

"That f****** hurt. Why the f*** did you do that?" He cussed at us angrily. "And where is the brat that was holding my arms down? I'll sacrifice her to Jashin at once!"

"It was Lynn." Lily stated.

"Who?" Basically everyone said.

" Lynn the ghost, she died a long time ago." Lily explained.

........

"Back to the subject, how are all of us going to fit in the tent?" Kisame asked. "I mean, there's ten of us and a typical tent can only hold about three."

"Not this tent, this tent can hold about twelve... maybe thirteen." Lily said.

"Are you sure?" Sasori asked.

"Yup I am sure, and besides I have a smaller tent if someone wants their own room, or you want to kick someone out......." she trailed off.

"TOBI!" all of the non-emo Akatsuki members shouted.

"Tobi is a good boy, so why does everyone dislike Tobi?" Tobi asked on the verge of tears.

"Well Tobi I don't know how to put this but w." Dederia was cut off by a hand covering his mouth.

"What he is trying to say Tobi, is that they think you are special and deserve your own tent for all of you hard work." Lily interrupts.

"Really!" Tobi says excitedly.

"Really!" She replies

"Tobi is going to go set up the tents!" Tobi yells while running off.

"And Lily shall help the Tobi." She said while walking outside.

Why does Lily make Tobi feel better about himself? This place is strange.

"I should probably go help her." Zoë says while standing up.

"Why she seems capable." Leader replies

"Because she is 'Special'." Zoë replied.

"I HEARD THAT ZOE!" Lily shouted from outside. "AND I AM NOT SPECIAL, INANIMATE OBJECTS JUST SEEM TO HAVE A PERSONAL VENDETTA AGAINST ME!"

"YA TELL THAT TO THE STAIRS!"  Zoë shouted back

"I DID NOT FALL I WAS PUSHED!" Lily Replied

"SAME DIFFERENCE!" Zoë rebutted.

These girls are peculiar.

"I guess I'll go, too," Kai said.

Just then, the girl called Zoe came back into the room.

"By the way, Deidara, Sasori, you two have to get enrolled in school with the others," she said.

They have ninja school here, too? And how do they know our names?

"Not ninja school, just school, where you learn the useless lessons of math, language, and whatever else I don't pay attention to," she finished.

"You need to pay attention in school!" Lily shouted to her.

Zoe huffed, and turned away, before walking back to the backyard.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Deidara screamed.

"Why do I have to go?" Sasori asked.

"Well, you do still look like a teenager," Kisame informed.

"But I'm not," he rebutted.

"If I have to go, you have to go," Deidara stated.

The girls came back doing paperwork.

"I don't want to," Lily complained.

"Well, I'm not going to," Zoe said.

"Don't look at me Lily," Kai said.

"But...but...but I don't want to, oh fine," Lily replied.

Knock-knock-knock-knock

"THE SOUND OF DRUMS!!!!RUN!IT'S THE MASTER!!!" Lily and Zoe screamed, simultaneously.

"Who?" Kakazu asked.

"What the he** are you talking about?!" Hidan yelled.

"LANGUAGE!" Kai yelled.

"The Time Lords from the planet Gallifrey. It was destroyed by the Daleks. The Doctor thought to be the only one surviving, but, his childhood friend, now his nemesis, is also still alive, and the Time Lords put the sound of drums in his head, although he is now a she..." she spewed.

Knock-knock-knock

"Darn it," Zoe said.

Knock-knock

"What's the problem?" Shikamaru asked.

"Kai, when did you say you had to go home?" Lily states.

"1:30."

"Crap, it's 1:45." Zoe says

Knock

"IM HERE!!!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Gaara's brother yelled.

"Hey, Taylor," Kai greeted, irritated.

"Sup, big sis! Ready to go home? What's up with all of the people?" she asked.

"Ooh! Hey, pretty kitty," she greeted.

"I'm gonna kill you," he responded.

"Now what did I tell you about killing people," she taunted.

Gaara's brother walked away, without saying anything more.

"Ooh shark man, why aren't you in the water." the little girl says, pointing in the direction of a small body of water in the back yard.

"I advise you to run Kisame." Lily says while backing away from the little girl, along with the rest of the ninja.

"Why? What's this little kid going to do?" My insolent partner states. 

"OOH, FISHY! Wait, where are they?" The little girl says, running past my partner to a tank lacking fish.

Lily went into an emo corner.

"I-I thought she was referring to me." Kisame stuttered out.

"Me too." I say

"Do you think it is safe to go to are sleeping quarters?" Sasori said in an emotionless voice.

"Probably, she is occupied with the nonexistent fish right now." Leader-sama said.

We all creep around her around the pool of water to the tent, which is actually really enormous.

"Fish-face how are you alive? Your a fish, fish don't breath air." The little girl says while creeping towards my blue partner.

"Well kid." he said while crouching down to eye level. "I'm actually human. Not a fish so would you stop calling me a fish." he asked as politely a S-ranked criminal could. 

"Well if you put it that way.............No fish-face." She said while pushing him into the pool of water. 

Kisame fell into the pool with a splash, after a minute he popped his head out of the water looking very pissed.

"SHARK IN THE WATER!!!!!" Lily shouted.

"Lack of water is making you delusional." She says while walking away.

  Did she really just do that? Do these kids have a death wish? 

"TAYLOR!!!! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT PUSHING PEOPLE INTO THE POOL!" Kai yelled.

"Not to do it." Taylor said.

"THEN WHY DID YOU DO IT!"

"I thought you only meant Lily."

"NO I MEANT EVERYONE!"

"Well now I know."

We got to the tent, eventually.

"If it gets too hot, starts raining, or if you don't feel like sleeping in a tent, you're always welcome inside," Lily offered.

"Umm, no they're not," Zoe argued.

"They could get heat stroke," she rebutted.

"They're S-Class Criminals," she continued.

"They could die," Lily replied.

"They could kill us! Excluding Itachi. He wouldn't. And Tobi wouldn't yet," Zoe rebutted.

Why excluding me?

"Umm, I don't want to sleep in a tent, un," Deidara spoke up.

"Shhhh...you'll live with it," Zoe said.

"You can come inside if you want to," Lily allowed," and where did Kai and Taylor go?"

"Home," Zoe answered.

"Figures, and also they need our help to go home, so if they were going to kill us they would have already." Lily says nonchalantly

"Okay, let's go back inside," Zoë said.

We all began towards the house when there was a thud. "What did I ever do to you?!" I heard Lily's voice say.

"Lily, could you not trip over sprinkler heads?" Zoë asked her.

"But I swear, this one has it out for me!" she accused.

"Sure, I bet that my ditch did, too," Zoë said sarcastically.

Lily silently walked inside.

"So, we still have to finish getting you guys enrolled, right?" Zoë asked.

"Lily, there's the paperwork. Finish it," Zoë said to the girl sitting on the couch.

Suddenly, Hidan picked up the little dog who hadn't stopped barking yet.

And................ she...urinated on him...

"Told you she's afraid of people!" Lily yelled.

"F*** you dog!" Hidan yelled at the dog.

He threw her down on the couch. It was probably not intentional to let her land on the couch.

She ran over to me, and rolled onto her back, shaking her paws back and forth.

"What does she want me to do?" I asked, thinking her dog may have mental issues.

"Rub her belly," Lily said.

"Umm..." I start as I kneel down and start petting the dog's stomach.

"Hahahahaha! The great Uchiha Itachi, petting a little mental dog! Priceless, yeah!" Deidara yelled.

I looked up at him with my Sharingan and he shut up instantly.

I stood back up and looked around the room. Where had the Konoha ninjas gone?

Zoë spoke my thoughts. "So, where is everybody?" she asked uncertainly.

"Crap!" Lily yelled.

I watched as the 2 girls looked everywhere for the ninjas.

"If they're not here, then that means they're all..." Zoë started.

"In my parents room," Lily finished, darkly.

They both took a slow step forward, as if they were waiting to see if the room was safe before actually going in. They took another slow step. After a while, they had reached the door.

They stood still for a few minutes, and started reaching for the door handle. Honestly, how bad could it be?

My question was answered as the dog-boy flew out the door.

Lily ran into the room first, as did the rest of us, before seeing the horror that the room held within.

Lily POV

My parents are going to flipping kill me. Everything was a complete and utter mess.

Kiba already broke the door, and I learned the reason for that was because he was fighting Kankuro.

I looked over to one side of the room, where Kakashi was searching through the book shelf. Guy and Lee were training with my mom's weights. Asuma and Kurenai were sitting on the bed, talking. Ino, Hinata, TenTen, and Temari were sitting on the floor playing cards. Yamato started staring at the Akatsuki suspiciously right when the door opened. Choji was sitting at the end of the bed, eating my precious crackers. Neji and Shino were helping TenTen and Hinata win the card game. Temari was trying to get Gaara to help her, but Gaara was... where's Gaara? There's Gaara, sitting on another ledge thing. Ino was yelling at Shikamaru, but where was Shikamaru? Oh no...

I walked toward the bathroom door after giving Choji and evil glare for stealing my crackers, and opened it slowly.

Inside, there was Shikamaru, in the bath tub. Sakura was studying her image in the mirror. I heard Naruto, but no idea where he was. Sai was around the bathroom door, because inside my bathroom is another door where the toilet lives, where Naruto seemed to be... stuck.

"HELP ME!!!!! I'M TRAPPED!!! I CAN'T GET OUT!!!" he bellowed.

"I'm not exactly sure how to help you, Naruto," says Sai.

"Naruto, there is a lock on that side. Just untwist it," I informed, trying to calm the loud knucklehead.

"I AM!" he responded.

"How do you even manage this," Zoë asked nobody in particular.

"Naruto, they're telling you to untwist the lock. It's on the knob," Sai stated.

"Naruto, it's not that hard, so you must be really stupid," Sakura stated, matter-of-factly.

"Maybe he's turning it the wrong way," I state.

"NO I'M NOT!!! HELP!!!" he yelled in response.

Just then, Sasuke came out of the closet, where he seemed to be staying to get as much peace and quiet as possible with this group.

"Honestly, dobe, it can't be that hard,"  he stated.

"Sasuke's right, Naruto! It must be really easy!" Sakura agreed.

"Hn," Sasuke said as he did the hand signs for Chidori.

No, no, no, no ,no ,no ,no, no-

"Chidori!" he yelled, aiming straight for the door.

"NOOOOOOOO!!!!" I finished out loud as his attack hit the door.

"Lily..." Zoë started.

"I'm dead..." I said.

The door came down, and I slowly walked over to the dead door.

"Naruto. All you had to do was turn the lock... that's all you had to do," I say quietly.

"Oh, that's what you meant!" he said grinning sheepishly and rubbing the back of his head.

"Two down," Zoë jokes.

"Two doors down... wonderful," I say.

Suddenly, Zoë started singing Kryptonite by Three Doors Down.

She walked out of the room, laughing.

"Okay, you guys get to do a teamwork exercise, and only you guys," I tell Naruto and Sasuke," you get to fix the door."

I walk out and tell Itachi to make sure his brother does it right, and tell Kankuro and Kiba to fix the other door.

"Hmm? What's going on?" I hear Shikamaru say from the bath tub.

"You just now wake up!" I hear someone say.

I only kept walking. 

.....

Tobi POV

 OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY!!! WE ALL GET TO GO ON A TRIP TOGETHER TO GO TO ANOTHER BASE!!!!

IT'S ONE OF THE FEW TIMES WE ALL GET TO BE TOGETHER! YAY!!

THIS IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CURRENTLY, WE'RE WALKING THROUGH A CLEARING IN THE WOODS WHERE WE GET TO STOP FOR A BREAK.

"DEIDARA SENPAI!!!! TOBI WANTS TO TALK TO YOU!!!!" I YELL. HE DIDN'T ANSWER. HE MUST NOT HAVE HEARD ME. GUESS I'LL HAVE TO BE LOUDER.

"DIEDARA SENPAIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!" I YELL AS LOUD TOBI-LY POSSIBLE.

DIEDARA SENPAI LOOKS DISTRAUGHT. AND LEADER HAS A TICK MARK ON HIS HEAD.

"Deidara. Would you mind going to calm him?" Leader asked Deidara.

"Yes, I do mind. I would prefer to stay as far away from him as TOBI-LY possible," he said.

"What was that?" Leader asked.

"HUMANLY!! I MEANT HUMANLY POSSIBLE!!!! SEE WHAT I MEAN?!?!?!?!" Deidara yelled in his defense.

DOES DEIDARA SENPAI NOT LIKE TOBI?! NO, OF COURSE HE DOES.

"It's too late now, Deidara. You already said it," Kisame taunted.

"Shut it, fish-face," Deidara Senpai said.

"DEIDARA SENPAI!!!!" I YELLED ONCE AGAIN.

"What do you want?!" he asked, agitated.

"WHY ARE YOU UPSET?! ARE YOU UPSET WITH TOBI?! DON'T BE UPSET WITH TOBI, DEIDARA SENPAI!!"

"Tobi, be quiet," he said, sternly.

"TOBI IS BEING QUIET!! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!!" I RESPONDED IN A HUSHED TONE.

"That's it. Katsu!" BOOM!

DEIDARA SENPAI'S ART!!!!

WAIT A MINUTE!! AM I THE TARGET?!

RRRRUUUUUNNNNNN

"Deidara!" Leader didn't really yell but it kind of sounded like a yell sort of voice.

"Fine," Deidara Sendai growled as he stopped the explosion.

"YAY! TOBI'S ALIVE!!! DIEDARA SENPAI DIDN'T KILL TOBI!!!"

LE GASP. "DEIDARA SENPAI?! COULD IT BE THAT YOUR ART...SUCKS?!?!?!?!

"Alright. Leader, I hope you don't mind if I kill him now, un," Deidara Senpai said.

"WHAT?! NO DON'T TRY TO KILL TOBI AGAIN!!!! TOBI'S GONNA RUN!!!" I SAID AS I STARTED RUNNING, AND DEIDARA SENPAI STARTED EATING SOME OF HIS CLAY.

NOOOOOOOO. IF ONLY IT WAS FUN TO PLAY WITH AND NOT TO EAT!!!!!!

"Tobi. Stand still. I want to try to kill you," Senpai demanded.

"BUT IF I DO YOU WILL KILL ME!!!!!"

"That's the point," he said with a sweat drop.

"TOBI DOESN'T WANT TO DIE!!!! DON'T KILL TOBI!!!!"

I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO EXPLORE (take over) THE WORLD YET!!!!

"Tobi, I wouldn't stand there," Itachi warned.

WARNING?! MORE LIKE INVITATION!!!!! I'M GONNA JUMP ON THE SPOT!!!!! YAY!!! OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY!! WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?!?!?!??!?!?!??!

SUDDENLY, I HAD A WEIRD FALLING SENSATION. WHY COULD THAT BE????? AND TOBI FOUND....A GIRL!!!! I FOUND A NEW BEST FRIEND!!!!! MAYBE SHE WON'T TRY TO KILL ME LIKE SENPAI ALWAYS DOES!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOBI LIKES THIS WORLD ALREADY!

*TOBI POV WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH FUN TO WRITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*