Third Person POV

"You know how to send us home?!" Every shinobi's eyes held some form of hope as they asked the question they have been waiting to ask for months.

"Well ya. I think. It's just a theory right now but it should work," Lily got up and grabbed a piece of paper and a pencil and began to explain her plan.

"So if the ninja world is here," She drew a circle at the top of the paper, "And my world is here." Under the first circle she drew another one. "That means are two worlds are connected somehow." She connected the two circles, "Obviously there was some breach in the multiverse allowing you guys to show up here." She continued to explain.

"Obviously." Kiba mocked. Lily looked up and shot him a dirty look and finished explaining.

"So I just have to figure out a way to reverse the polarity of the portal but since sonic screwdrivers have yet to be invited, we will have to use tinfoil and magnets." She explained.

"Okay, so all I heard was blah blah blah science stuff blah blah blah we get to go home!" Naruto flailed his arms a little as he turned his head.

"Pretty much." Lily sighed.

"WE LIVE!" The backdoor was opened with a slam and the rest of Lily's friends showed up.

"And because of the fact that some of the Akatsuki aren't dead WE are going to have to adjust the polarity to send them back to there proper timezone." Lily began explaining ignoring the fact that the door was just slammed open and closed.

"NOPE! IT'S THE WEEKEND LILY STOP GIVING LECTURES!" Leah left the house along with Zoe and Kate and Kai and Ryme walked until they were standing by Lily.

"Take me with you!" Deidara mumbled and looked at the door longingly.

"Sheesh, Deidara-senpai you look like a sad child." Tobi chuckled in a high pitched voice. Fearlessly, he repetitively poked Deidara in the arm knowing he couldn't blow the house to bits.

Deidara slapped his hand away and punched Tobi in the stomach, "HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR!" Deidara roared after getting irritated by him.

"BEING AN IDIOT!" Tobi shrieked.

"TOBI IS ALWAYS AN IDIOT THAT IS NOTHING NEW!"

"SO WHAT TOBI YOUR BEING A BIGGER IDIOT TODAY!"

"YOUR ONE TO TALK IDIOT!"

"JACKASS"

"SMART ASS"

"BASTARD!"

"I AM OFFENDED BY THAT TOBI IS!"

"STOP QUOTING YODA!"

Deidara and Tobi were rolling around on the floor fighting now, and Lily desperately tried to break them up.

Key word tried.

Then somehow every single one of the Shinobi got involved into this fight, and everyone was duking it out with someone while Kai and Ryme sorta just stood in the midst of the chaos knowing they couldn't do a thing about it.

Pillows were thrown, cushions were chucked, shoes were tossed, someone almost ran into the sliding glass door, someone did run into the sliding glass door, the lamp was almost shattered. If it weren't for Itachi, it would of been demolished.

It all ended when Lily got a right hook in the face. She just stood there shell shocked then her face gradually darkened.

They are screwed and damned to Hell now. Ryme thought.

They're dead. Kai thought.

"Alright then." She got up and faced the ninja, "Look at yourselves acting like a lot of kids." They all stared at her blankly, some disappointed in themselves, "You guys should be embarrassed, the worlds best Shinobi's and the largest criminal organization acting like children."

Someone coughed, "If ya'll are going to act like children, I'm going to treat you like children."

Kai slipped outside quietly.

"GO TO YOUR ROOM!" She finally yelled and the front door squeaked shut.

The ninja got up slowly and left not wanting her to get any angrier, as soon as they all were gone she sighed and wiped her forehead, "Thank god that worked those would have been awful last words." and with that she skipped outside to go see what her friends were doing.

Kai's POV

I stood outside, everyone in the house was a little to noisy at the moment and it was just...yeah I'm not going to explain it...and the breeze felt good too.

I was pretty much in an awake/sleep state because that's what happens if you gaze into endless space until something snaps you out of that state such as a door slamming shut. Unfortunately, I jumped at the noise and heard a small grunt from the person that was now out here with me.

Glancing over my shoulder, I saw a familiar person in a forest green trench coat. He had his hands in his pockets and the strict look he always had.

"Too noisy?" I asked breaking the silence that was between us. He merely nodded and stood next to me. Besides that fact that he has bugs as his natural weapon, he isn't a bad person. He's quite smart and quiet and I like that about him.

"You're not much of a fan of loud places either?" He asked.

"No. Neither are big crowds." I replied and decided to stand up too. But too bad for me, Shino was almost a foot taller than me.

"I've been meaning to ask you this but why do you seemingly hate me?" Shino asked suddenly. I sighed.

"It's not that I hate you as a person, you're a great person honestly, it's the fact that you use...bugs..." I answered truthfully. "And showing that I care isn't up my alley either."

"I'd say so." Shino answered smartly. "Wait, what?" He asked, slightly confused as he probably relayed the first part of what I said.

"I said that I don't hate you as a person, you're a great person honestly, it's the fact that you use...bugs..." I repeated, maybe or maybe not word for word. Feeling his eyes on me, I glanced up and surely enough, he was looking at me. "Hm?" I hummed.

"Nothing." He answered and turned away.

Hmph, that was weird. Oh well, we're all weird here...aren't we?

(sure I'm a character, but does that stop me from asking questions? no, no it does not)

"But, if my bugs are the only thing that worries you then stop. I won't attack you with them, ever." Shino suddenly said and disappeared from my side. Well, he is a ninja after all, he can come and go whenever he wants without making a noise...unless it's a noisy door, then you'll know somebody's there.

But, I nearly leapt into the air as I felt two arms laying on my shoulders. I eyed the green trench coat sleeve tensely and Shino seemed to notice. I wanted to shout at him - partially because I've never had a someone do this to me - but I stopped myself.

"Relax would you? I already said I wouldn't hurt you." He said sighing and I guess I listened as my shoulders slowly dropped.

"Shino? Why are you holding your arms out in front of-" Lily slammed the door shut and stopped in mid-sentence. "What are you doing? I specifically remember sending everyone to the room." She said.

"It was too noisy inside." Shino replied. "I didn't want to be stuck in there and I don't believe I did anything and-"

"You threw something at someone." Lily deadpanned. "And who's in front of you?" She asked. I held my breath and slowly turned my head to see Lily trying to look over Shino's shoulder. I was waiting for Lily to walk around but,

"KAI! What are you doing?! When did ShiKai happen?" Zoe shrieked and I turned back forward. Zoe, Kate, and Leah were at least standing about three feet away from me, each with an amused look in their eyes. "We need every. Single. Detail."

"Woah, woah, woah. When did you two become friends is the better question!" Leah asked pointing at me and Lily darted out to stand beside Leah, Zoe, Kate, and Ryme that I didn't notice come out. Oh wait, isn't the garage open? Yes it is I believe.

"We became friends just n-now..." I answered. "And ShiKai has not happened. He's only giving me a hug." I added frowning.

"Yeah true. Kai wouldn't kiss Shino." Kate nodded to herself and my mouth opened. "The closest we're going to get with ShiKai is this." She gestured to Shino and I, his arms still over my shoulders.

"C-Can we drop the current subject?" I requested because it was getting a little strange. I glanced between Lily, Leah, Zoe, Kate, Ryme, and Leah.

"Maybe we should just count this as ShiKai." Lily said and I realized they created a sort of huddly thing with them talking about ShiKai.

"I can't see this getting any farther." Ryme admitted. I sighed and leaned back a little since he was still behind me. They aren't go to listen...oh well, they're dead set on ShiKai and at least I'm friends with him now.

"Alright! We have declared that ShiKai has happened!" Kate, Leah, and Zoe chorused making me look up and glare at them.

"Wait, what?! Why?" I asked.

"Because a hug here and there is going to be the closest you two are going to get." Lily said and nodded. "And you're not trying to murder him anymore."

"And I doubt you're going to kiss." Ryme added.

"I'm not." I assured and Shino didn't seem to bothered by it either.

"Anyway, that is all irrelevant. What is relevant though is the fact that ShiKai has happened!" Zoe cheered and the rest of squad joined in with the cheering.

I'm never going to live this down but I too started to laugh.

I have great friends!

We eventually all walked back inside and Lily rushed off to go find tinfoil and ever magnet she owned.

After Lily disappeared Zoe turned to face me and asked,"What happend to Lily's face?"

"Right you weren't here." Ryme said reminiscing about the fight.

"She got punched in the face basically." I shrugged.

"And then she went all scary!" Ryme laughed to herself.

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Third Person POV

"Okay guys this is it." Lily sighed, everyone was outside on her front lawn." It's time to send you guys home."

It was completely silent,the wind blew by bringing some franzie pansies with them the scent of sulfur was pungent. Lily had set up a little circle of tinfoil and magnets where had originally been the chalk circle, it washed away during the last rainstorm.

"Alright Itachi you know the drill." Pein's voice boomed. The shinobi braced, they had come to the conclusion to wipe everyone memories of the Akasuki ever being there, yo prevent the butterfly effect and allow history to unfold.

Itachi closed his eyes, "Sharingan!" His eyes opened blood red. At once the Shinobi collapsed asleep in Lily's front yard. "They should be awake in half an hour or so, we wi-" He was cut off by Lily hugging his abdomen. "What are you doing? Itachi looked stunned by the gesture.

"Be safe okay." Lily looked up at him sincerely, " I will do my best." He patted her head and she broke away, before he walked away though she handed him a note. She left to join her friends in attacking the rest of the s-rank criminals with hugs and good-byes, He opened the note and read,

You will have a niece.

Her name is Uchiha Sarada.

Her mother is Sakura Haruno and she loves you very much.

Don't tell anyone! It's a SECRET!!

Love Lily, Zoe, Kai, Ryme, Kate, and Leah

P.s This is her ->

Itachi smiled faintly and folded the note gently and slipped it into his pocket. He turned to see Deidara and the girls crying and hugging. "Sheesh your definably a girl Deidara." Sasori punched him in the arm. "SHUT UP DANA!! AT LEAST I MADE FRIENDS!!" Deidara retaliated and swatted at his face.

"FRIEND LILY DON'T MAKE TOBI LEAVE!!" The masked man tried to jump in Lily's arms but she couldn't hold his weight and they fell to the ground. "Tobi i-I can't breathe..." Lily managed to squeeze out.

"OH SORRY LILY!!" Tobi jumped off of her and jumped up he then remembered to help her up.

He grabbed her extended hand and hoisted her up," I'm going to miss you!" She hugged him. "TOBI IS GOING TO MISS LILY TOO!"

"Alright but remember Hedgehog armies are the way to go in any battle cadet!" She gave him a mock salute, that he then returned.

Zoe suddenly walked up to Hidan and gave him a hug.

"GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!!" He yelled, pushing er away to the best of his ability.

Suddenly, the other girls tackled him in a hug as well.

To say the least, he was NOT happy.

All of the Akasuki grouped in front of the spot and on the count of three, they were gone.

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"HEY LILY WHY ARE WE ALL IN YOUR FRONT YARD?? WE SHOULD BE HOME ALREADY!!!" Naruto screeched waking the rest of the Konoha ninja.

"GO!! JUST JUMP INTO THE CIRCLE AND YOU WILL BE TAKEN HOME!!" Leah spun around with her arms in the air.

Temari, Kankuro, Yamato, and Jiraiya wasted no time and disappeared into the earth.

Gaara and Ryme approached each other and began talking softly, that resulted in Ryme softly kissing Gaara which he returned, leaving Ryme red in the face. He followed his siblings into the portal.

Kate leaned down to Akamaru's level and patted his head softly, "I'm going to miss you so much buddy!!" She wrapped her arms around the brown and white dogs neck. "HEY!! What about me!" Kiba complained.

"Ya I guess I'll miss you too." She smirk and he kissed her lightly, "Bon voyage, madam." He bowed and whistle of Akamaru to follow him into the portal.

The rest of team eight followed Shino shot Kai a look that made her blush, Gai sensei and his team soon followed.

Shikamaru and Zoe practically ran to each other and embraced, Zoe had tears in her eyes and Shikamaru whispered something softly to her that made her smile he then brought he into a kiss,.

"Jeez Shikamaru get a room!" Ino called and waved for them to follow her, Asuma,and Choji into the portal.

"Goodbye, troublesome women!" And he left her there in the street with a bright smile on her face.

"GOODBYE STRANGE GIRLS!! SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE, SASUKE!!!" Suigetsu dove into the portal.

That only left team seven and Lady Tsunade.

"I have to say, thanks for taking care of all of us for these months." Tsunade praised the girls.

"It wasn't a big deal.." Lily played off the praise.

"Yes, yes it was and all of us adults were talking," Kakashi joined them leaving team seven by the portal waiting, "Here's the money back we owe you Lily, we have no need for your currency in Konoha, and we want to make sure you girls can go to college and make this world a greater place." Kakashi handed Lily a wad of cash.

"T-thanks, I don't know what to say..." She stumbled over her words because she was so shocked.

"But I have something for you guys too," She fumbled in her bag and pulled out a manila folder."Here, it's not much but something to remember us by." She gave a half smile.

Kakashi took the folder and opened it, inside there was a water color painting of the gates of Konoha. There were brilliant reds, blues, and greens, entering the gates were the silhouettes of six girls. "We all signed the back," Ryme murmured, "But Lily painted it. It was what she was working on all those times."

"It's beautiful, thank you!" Tsunade signaled for her and Kakashi to leave, and they simply hopped into the portal leaving the teens.

"Goodbye, Sai! I will miss you and please, for me, never, NEVER GO OUT WITH INO!!" Leah hugged his waist, "I don't plan on it, and I will miss you as well." He patted her back awkwardly.

"Well goodbye." He waved and gave a little smile and walked into the portal leaving Leah. "It was nice meeting all of you." Sakura ran off after Sai to the circle.

Leaving just Sasuke and Naruto,"Alright Naruto lets go over the three things you have learned here." Lily crossed her arms smugly.

"Never piss off a girl.." he swayed and tried to rember the next one, "Umm... Oh Radiohead and Nickelback suck!" He nodded his head knowing that was correct. "And the last one is....... THE SEMINOLES RULE AND THE GATORS SUCK!!!!" He cried proudly. He knew that Kate and Leah took the loss of their team harshly, but it's always so much fun to get on them about that so he a Lily came up with the plan.

"NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The two girls screeched and chased him all the way to the portal and dove in.

"The funny thing is I would go in after him, too." Leah scorned and Kate punched her back.

Lily looked into Sasuke's dark eyes,"I'm going to miss you."

"I know." He snaked his arms around her waist, and she leaned into his chest. They stayed that way for a long time, but it was only a second. He broke off and made his way to the portal, he stood into the circle and began sinking into the earth, never breaking his gaze with Lily's.

"Lily Dalton I-" He began but was cut off his eyes widened and he began to shout,

"WATCH OUT!"

Lily turned to see the cranberry red mini van heading towards her full speed, she couldn't get away in time. She saw Silver hair and a pair of yellow eyes and the van made contact with her back. She felt a scream escape her mouth as the excruciating pain the erupted from her back.

"LILY!!!!!" was the last thing she heard before her vision darkened.