Third POV

Lily sat at the coffee table, one early morning, silently painting with watercolor, with her headphones in, blaring so she couldn't hear anything. The Shinobi woke up after her, but when they entered the living room they decided to leave her alone. Probably because she was holding a paint brush horizontally in her mouth, and had paint all over her face and arms. The Akatsuki was still asleep, nobody woke them up cause they were better asleep.

Everything was silent...

"LILY! LILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Or not...

Leah rushed into the house, dropping all of her stuff into a corner. Then doubled over in pain. The noise startled Lily and she fell out over her chair, and rushed over to Leah who was on the floor in a ball.

"What happened?" Lily asked worriedly, ripping her headphones off her head and scrambled to aide her friend.

"MY FRIEND CAME EARLY!" She complained.

"What...friend?" Sai asked, crouching down next to Leah.

"I FEEL LIKE I'M BEING STABBED!" She yelled in Sai's face.

"What can I do to help?" Lily asked wiping some paint on her face (accidentally of course).

"First of all, Lily, you look like a rainbow threw up on you. Second, and most importantly CHOCOLATE!" Leah groaned.

"Okay, I have chocolate." Lily ran over to the fridge and began searching frantically for chocolate.

"What's wrong?" Sai asked again looking between the two girls.

"WE ARE MONSTERATING!" Kate groaned as she entered the house, with Zoe behind her looking irritable followed by Kai that looked rather normal.

Most of the ninja gave them a questioning look and Naruto was the first to speak,

"What?" Naruto questioned walking over to them.

"WE ARE ON OUR PERIODS!" Zoe cried taking her place next to Leah on the floor.

"How can you be on a period. Isn't it grammar?" Kiba asked, slinging an arm around Kate's shoulders.

"THERE IS BLOOD COMING OUT OF OUR V*G*NA!" The three of them cried.

Kiba looked scarred. Naruto looked traumatized. Others looked either confused or as if they've been scared to another world.

And then there was a silence...

"I FOUND THE CHOCOLATE!" Lily exclaimed happily, running in. Leah quickly snatched it from her and ripped the packaging opened.

Kiba backed away slowly from Kate, a horrified expression on his face, his breathing had grown ragged. An "OW!" was heard as Kate smacked Kiba on the head.

Meanwhile, Naruto started flipping out. "YOU'RE BLEEDING?! DO YOU NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION?! SAKURA!!!!"

"Umm...there's nothing Sakura can do. They're not injured." Kai stated bluntly while Zoe also doubled over in pain, laying on the floor along with Leah. They held hands, cuddling with each other.

"Zoe, do you want-" Lily started.

"PIZZA!!!" She yelled painfully.

"Thought so." Lily sighed, going to the phone to order a pizza.

When she got back, she said, "It'll be about 20 minutes."

"That's so looooong!" Zoe yelled, jumping up from her place on the floor. Leah reached out to her, trying to bring her back, but Zoe simply walked toward the couch, laying on Shikamaru, who looked very bored and not bothered by the fact that the girl laying on him was bleeding from her...yeah.

"I'M DYING!!!" Leah yelled, once again grabbing everyone's attention. Sai, still leaning over her, patted her on the head simply.

"NOT HELPING!!" She snapped angrily and Kai pinched the bridge of her nose.

"Question," Sakura started, "Why are three of you on it and three of you not?"

"We're on the same schedule." Kate explained simply.

"Oh, I forgot to tell you, I'm on it too. I just don't feel miserable right now." Kai shrugged nonchalantly.

"WAIT WHAT?! You are?!" Leah shrieked. "F*** you, you're lucky."

"Why thank you." Kai smiled happily.

"So...what is this 'period?'" Sakura asked fearfully.

"Oh well, it's when-" Lily and Kai started, about to go into a full medical definition.

"It's a visit from Satan." Zoe and Leah stated simultaneously in all seriousness.

"Ah...."

........

10 minutes later, Zoe's pizza arrived.

"FFOD!" She yelled in joy, and attempted to jump, but cringed in pain instead.

"F...Fod?" Neji asked, raising an eyebrow, at her antics.

"We've said it before." Kai stated glaring.

"Long story short, it's a Grace family joke. Now, let me eat my food without talking." Zoe informed, waving her arms for her beloved pizza

"Alright! Pizza! I'm starving!" Naruto yelled gleefully, rubbing his stomach, leaning towards the box.

Zoe's glared at him as he opened the box and picked up a piece of pizza.

"Naruto, I wouldn't-" Lily started to walk forward before Ryme held an arm out.

"Why not? This is going to be fun to watch." Ryme smirked, relaxing back onto the couch. Lily just smirked.

The pizza slice got closer to Naruto's mouth, and his teeth were about to clamp shut on it, before-

"NARUTO!!!!!!!!!" Zoe roared suddenly attacking Naruto onto the ground, with some kind of unknown strength she mustered at that moment.

"Wait, when did she get up?" Kakashi asked looking from the couch to where she was, ( he was in the corner, being Kakashi, reading..... A book.)

"I didn't see her move..." Ino trailed off, running her eyes to make sure she wasn't dreaming.

"Don't ever take Zoe's pizza...or you're dead." Ryme warned sweetly, while stealing a piece of pizza cause she can.

Zoe wrestled the pizza out of Naruto's hand, grabbed the chocolate Lily left on the counter, giving it to Leah, and walked back to lay on Shikamaru with her cheesy goodness while Naruto was laying on the ground, too injured to get up.

Lily finally put away her incomplete painting for another day and packed away her supplies.

"Someone needs to wake up the Akatsuki." Lily ordered, "It is nearly noon."

"WE GOT IT!" Kate and Zoe yelled because they felt the need to do something instead of complain all day.

"I don't trust you guys." Lily deadpanned.

"Why? We won't do anything terrible." Kate reasoned, patting Lilys back.

"Fine, but if they come in here and try to kill you, don't come crying to me." Lily said surely, like she knew this was going to happen.

"Fine by us." Kate said.

"Either way, we're too cool to be killed off of this book just yet. I mean, we are the main characters." Zoe stated.

"Umm...okay?" Lily answered unsurely.

"Hey, Lily, can we borrow the dented pot?" Kate asked.

"No."

"Too bad, Zoe's already got it. Thanks!" Kate said, and her and Zoe ran into the backyard, where the Akatsuki's tent was waiting for them.

"We need firecrackers." Zoe stated while standing on the pool deck.

"Duh, I came prepared." Kate scoffed, and reached into her shorts pocket.

"True, you are Kate. Believe it." Zoe responded, giving her a thumbs up.

They crept up to the tent and placed the dented pot right in front of the main entrance. Then, they filled the pot with firecrackers. Zoe sparked a small flame and lit the firecrackers, they shut the pot, and bolted to the house grinning like the grinch.

They returned to the house out of breath and crumpled to the ground from the pain."Where are the Akatsuki?" Neji asked, looking behind the collapsed girls.

"3." Kate counted, sticking three fingers in the air.

"2." Zoe continued, sticking two fingers in the air.

"1." They finished together, and did a mega fist bump.

Then loud gunshot sounding noises were heard, and everybody cringed, except for Lily, who just made a high pitched noise and ran towards the noise.

"I'M GONNA KILL THOSE SONS OF B*TCHES!"

I don't think the owner of that voice needs to be specified.

"WHAT DID YOU SO TO MY PASTA POT! KATE LOUISE EVANS AND ZOE MARIE GRACE! I WILL MURDER YOU!!!" Kiba laughed softly at Kate's middle name.

Lily ran back into the house red in the face, with a blown up metal pot. Sasuke took it away from her again.

"That's our cue." Kate said cheerfully, and got off the tile flour, and helped Zoe up.

"Nice knowing you all, have fun being framed, love you, sayonara!" Zoe yelled, before her and Kate ran out of the house.

While leaving, they heard a lot of yelling, cursing, and fighting, as well as a nice "WHO THE FU** DO I NEED TO KILL?!?!"

The two pranksters sat in the front yard, laughing with each other, when a blonde artist came out.

"I want to join your cult." Deidara spoke slyly.

"Hello, Deidara. Do you have any references?" Kate asked smirking.

"I blew up my home village." Deidara shrugged.

"Welcome aboard." Zoe and Kate chorused.

"So what's your next prank?" He questioned.

"Oh, you'll see." Zoe snickered sinisterly, while glancing back at the house.

They walked back into the house to find everybody in the living room, except for Hidan. Lily was cleaning dishes cause she was angry, and felt that was how she needed to get her anger out.

"I can't believe you did that to my poor pot..." She mumbled, nearly breaking a glass plate.

"Lily, calm down." Kai said, closing her eyes.

"It's just a pot." Ryme added.

"Just a pot...JUST A POT?! Pots have feeling, too! How would you feel if you were a pot and you were demented?!" Lily snapped at Ryme, turning away from the sink.

"I don't know...because I'm not a pot." Ryme deadpanned, angering Lily even more.

"But you are demented." Leah pointed out, waving a hand in Ryme's direction.

"Lily, where's the pot?" Kai asked to stop Ryme and Leah from arguing.

"The pot is where the pot always is. I'm not getting rid of it just because it's handicapped." Lily explained, getting the pot and handing it to Kai.

"It is definitely beyond repair. ZOE! KATE! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO THE POT?!?!" Kai yelled, looking to the two girls who were still standing by the door watching the scene play out.

"Oh come on! You have to admit it was funny." Kate reasoned, walking towards the kitchen.

Kai only sighed and smiled. She said, "Sure it was but now you owe her another pot."

"Where's Hidan?" Kate asked innocently, with twiddling her thumbs.

"Why do you want to know?" Sasuke asked, raising a brow, and turning his head from his spot on the couch.

"Reasons." Zoe answered, while snapping her fingers

"He's in the tent. Make it bad." Kakuzu said, crossing his arms and nodding his head.

"Don't worry, we will." Kate nodded respectfully.

"What are you guys talking about? Is there some secret language we don't know about?" Naruto asked scratching his head.

"This is why Gaara friend zoned you." They said simultaneously, walking out, picturing explosions behind them.

They walked out, with Deidara following (which confused most of his fellow Akatsuki).

They got to the tent, and realized they forgot the most crucial part of their plan.

"Crap! We forgot the most crucial part of our plan!" Zoe yelled, panicking.

"I'll go grab one." Kate sighed...

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Everyone was sitting peacefully on the couch.

"I HAVE SINNED!"

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"What did you do?" Shikamaru asked, looking down at Zoe, who was laying on him, she just smiled.

"It was a good one." Deidara laughed.

Suddenly, someone burst into the living room in a fit of rage (I wonder who it could be...let's use our context clues).

"WHO THE F*CK DID THIS??!?! THIS IS A SIN ON THE GREATEST LEVEL OF JASHINISM!!"

"I have no idea what you're talking about." Kate smiled sweetly feigning innocence. Leah began laughing hysterically from the floor.

"WHAT THE SH*T DO YOU THINK I'M TALKING ABOUT?!?!"

For those of you who don't know, Hidan currently has "Jashin Sucks" written on his forehead, as well as a Christian cross on his chest.

Squad was trying to hold back their laughter, while the ninja simply stared. Whether it was out of fear, confusion, or humor, the world may never know.

"No Hidan, we really don't know what you're talking about." Zoe lied as she sat up from the couch.

"You did it, didn't you?" he sweatdropped.

"Yeah, but I was not alone." Zoe explained, now getting completely off of the couch, leaving Shikamaru.

"Who else? I'll sacrifice you all to Jashin!"

"Who do you think, Hidan?" Kate asked, standing up.

"Why are you standing?" Hidan asked.

"Are you stupid or something?" Leah asked sarcastically, from her very comfortable spot on the floor.

At that moment, Kate bowed while taking off an imaginary hat.

"IT WAS YOU! IT WAS BOTH OF YOU F*CKERS!"

"Not just us, baka." Zoe informed with a small smile.

"WHO ELSE?!?!"

"You may never know." She responded, widening her eye's so she looked scary.

Hidan lunged for Zoe, but a certain Nara used a certain shadow possession jutsu to stop him from killing her.

"Let me go." Hidan demanded, turning his head toward that said Nara.

"I can protect myself, thank you very much." Zoe said, poking Shikamaru on the forehead.

"So you weren't about to die?" He asked, sitting on the couch still not breaking the jutsu.

"I never said that. I just said that I could protect myself." Zoe explained, while rubbing her forehead.

"Right." He agreed sarcastically, letting Hidan, who had calmed down as much as Hidan could, go.

"Umm, here Hidan," Lily said handing him wet wipes, "'Cause thats not coming off anytime soon. BECAUSE IT IS SHARPIE!" Lily laughed at the raging Hidan.

"Hidan, you need to control your temper, because there's a lot more where that came from." Kate warned, with a sinister smile.

The rest of squad kind of walked off cause they didn't want to get covered in paint(like last time.)

"What's that supposed to mean?" Sasori asked without blinking. (Cause he is a puppet you know.)

"Watch your backs." Zoe arched her eyebrows, with a weird look on her face.

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"That is not my life story." Sasori argued, the pranksters had just made him watch Pinocchio.

"Yes, it is. You totally want to be a real boy." Zoe explained, crossing her arms.

"No, I want to be a wooden puppet." He disagreed, pointedly.

"But NOW you want to be a real boy." Kate reasoned, and poked his forehead.

"Guys leave the poor Akatsuki alone." Lily stated, crossing her arms.

"You're going to get murdered." Kai said apathetically.

"Never." They both said, and Lily sighed.

.......

"Zoe! Kisame is in position!" Kate yelled to the other brunette. Sasori took this chance to run, because that would be the smart thing to do.

"Let's go!" She said and they rushed outside.

"Anyone know what's going on?" Tenten asked to no one in particular.

"No, but what else is new?" Kai shrugged.

........

"Everything is ready. Do you have the camera?" Kate asked Zoe.

"I does." She responded, hurriedly nodding her head.

"You does?" Deidara questioned.

"Trust me, I does."

Kate and Deidara then found the shark man sitting down by the side of the pool, his legs were in the water and seemed very content, but of course it had to be ruined. So Deidara picked up a pail filled with iced water, walked up quietly behind him, and dumped it on his head, whilst Zoe recorded the whole thing.

Kisame stood up immediately, drenched from top to bottom in freezing cold water, teeth chattering.

Itachi seemed to find this rather amusing.

"And that's it for the ice bucket challenge with Kisame Hoshigaki. Kisame, who do you challenge?" Zoe asked, smiling at her victim.

"I challenge you guys to survive the rest of the day." He remarked in a grumpy voice.

"Ooh, that's a good one. Eh, Kate? Dei?" Zoe asked them.

"Definitely. I'll bet ten dollars that we die. Oh wait. Who am I kidding, I don't have money!" Kate joked, while Deidara nodded his head with satisfaction.

"How much more of this are you guys going to do?" Ryme asked boredly.

"Please don't prank squad. I'm already suffering enough." Leah begged, from her spot on the floor.

"Don't worry. Squad is safe so long as they don't get in the way." Kate informed.

"How many more pranks do you guys have planned?"

"Um, still quite a few. Hey, Kiba, come here." Kate ordered.

"Why should I?" He asked, narrowing his eyes.

"Because I said so." She explained, smiling innocently at her boyfriend.

Meanwhile, Zoe and Deidara seemed to be having problems holding back smiles.

Kiba walked towards Kate, smirking, but when he got there, she pulled a black sharpie out of her back pocket. When Kiba saw it, his eyes widened dramatically.

"You wouldn't!!"

"Oh, but I would." Kate smiled sinisterly and drew cat whiskers on Kiba's face at light speed.

"I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME, KATE!!!"

"Meh."

Kate, Zoe, and Deidara then left the room, while everyone else stayed behind.

"Who do you think is next?" Lily asked, staring off into the distance.

"Don't know, don't care. At least we're safe." Kai stated, seeming content with the fact that Squad was to get out of this battle unharmed.

"But we're not!" Naruto yelled worriedly.

"Hey, Kiba! You look kind of like Naruto now." Ryme pointed out.

Kiba joined Hidan and Kisame in an emo corner.

"I'm scared for my mental and physical health." Jiraiya said.

"You should be." Kakuzu stated.

They then came back in, with a pair of...glasses?

"Why do you have glasses? Please tell me there's an actual reason for this." Lily pleaded.

"Of course there is." Zoe assured.

"Wait, what do you mean by actual reason?" Deidara asked.

"I mean a valid reason." She responded.

"Yes..." Zoe said mysteriously.

"Hey Neji, can yo-"

"No." Neji interrupted Kate.

"That was rude." Zoe added.

"What do you want?" Neji snapped.

"Why are you so grumpy today?" Kate asked. He chose to ignore the question for unknown reasons.

"Fine." Kate said, walking over and sitting down on the couch, and Zoe sat next to her, while Deidara remained standing. Everybody scooted away except for Shikamaru, because he's too lazy to move.

Zoe stood up, walked over to Neji, and placed the glasses atop his nose, saying "Don't squint. It's bad for your eyes."

"Get these glasses off of me, or so help me-" Neji started, before being cut off by Zoe.

"What? You'll moisturize me?" Zoe asked sarcastically.

Lily seemed to be the only other person in the room to think this was funny.

"Your pranks are getting weaker." Kakashi sensei put in.

"What, this? This isn't a prank. We are sincerely concerned about Neji's squinting problem. If he damaged his eyes, he wouldn't be able to use Byakugan." Zoe explained.

"And then what would happen to his cool attacks, like '8 trigrams, 64 palms' or 'gentle fist?'" Kate asked.

"They're right, un."

"And even if our pranks were getting weak, that's ok. I think enough little pranks can make up for the big ones. Also, just wait for the finale." Kate said.

"You guys will love it." Zoe added.

"Is anybody else hungry?" Choji asked, standing up and walking to the pantry, where he kept his stock of chips.

"Um, all I've eaten today is a whole pizza, so sure, why not?" Zoe responded sarcastically.

Choji picked up a bag of chips, only for it to be...empty.

"Who. Ate. My. CHIPS?" Choji asked threateningly.

"Don't be stupid, Choji. Nobody ate your chips." Kate explained.

"Then why are all of the bags empty?!" He asked.

"Choji, trust us, nobody ate your chips." Zoe reassured.

"Then where are they?" He asked, breathing ragged.

"They have only been emptied, yeah." Deidara revealed.

"There are kids in Africa!" Leah stated.

"There are kids in Africa. I'm glad you know that." Zoe said

"Not to worry. We put them to good use. We put them in a bowl and are donating them to charity, because everybody loves potato chips." Kate explained.

Choji then joined the emo corner.

Kakashi then brought out his Icha Icha book again, getting bored with everything around him. When he turned a page, however, his eyes widened and he stood up as fast as lightning.

"You!" He yelled, pointing to Kate and Zoe.

"Us! Wait, what'd we do?" Zoe asked dumbly.

"You killed my book! It was a limited edition! I can't get it again!" Kakashi flipped.

"Yes you can, baka. You're friends with the writer." Kate stated.

"Um...I didn't have more copies..." Jiraiya trailed off.

"Did you guys rip out pages of his book?" Lily asked, turning her head to Kate and Zoe.

"We would never!!!" They yelled simultaneously. "Killing books is against Squad's group of ethics!"

"They didn't rip out any pages. They made white lines over a lot of the pages, though." Naruto said, peeping over Kakashi's shoulder.

"What part did they white out?" Kai asked.

"Umm..." Kakashi trailed off, not wanting to share this information.

"Well, Kakashi?" Ryme asked, standing up to look at the book.

"Oh, just a few of the good parts." Kakashi explained, sharing no helpful information.

"The good parts, huh?" Ryme questioned, knowing where he was going.

"What do you mean 'the good parts?'" Kai asked, narrowing her eyes, not sure if she wants to know the answer. She, along with Lily, still had clean minds.

"By the good parts, he means the bad parts." Ryme informed, smirking and walking back to her seat.

"Wait, those parts?! They wouldn't! Tha-that has to be...um...vandalism! Yeah, vandalism!" Jiraiya yelled.

"What parts did they white out?!" Kai yelled, frustrated that nobody was giving her a straight answer.

"The lemons." Ryme stated bluntly.

"What's that?" Kai asked.

"Sweetheart, you have a clean mind. We'll tell you when you get a boyfriend." Leah said patting her on the shoulder. Kai shrank back in the seat she was in.

"Lemons?" Kakashi asked.

"That's what they're called here." Leah explained.

Everyone went silent (well, those who understand) and started thinking about why they were called lemons, when two atrocious voices broke the silence.

"Sasuke the duckbutt-" Kate and Zoe started, when all of the rest of squad joined in.

"Had a very duck-like face! With his duckbutt hair and his sheet for clothes and two eyes made out of coal! Sasuke the duckbutt wants to kill his brother Itachi! Because he killed his entire clan and now he wants revenge! There must have been some magic in that curse mark Oreo gave him! For when he placed it on his neck he began to spaz around!"

The ninja noticed that this was sung to the tune of Frosty the Snowman from the children's Christmas movie.

They sang it again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again.

And none of them ever stopped.

Sasuke groaned...multiple times.

They sang it for what felt like hours, days even.

When Sasuke groaned for at least the 10th time, Suigetsu said, "Sasuke, you're such a drama queen."

"Well of course he is. He's the incoherent god of wasting space." Zoe supplied, finally pausing from the horrendous singing, before starting again.

"Roast!!!" Kiba yelled from his emo corner.

They all continued singing. Except this time, Suigetsu joined in the fun.

"Sasuke the duckbutt..."

Sasuke just walked to the front door and opened it, saying he was going on a walk. All of the singers followed him there, though.

Sasuke walked outside, smirked, and slammed the door on all seven of their faces.

"Well, then." Leah muttered, sluggishly walking back to her spot on the couch, probably regretting ever getting up in the first place. She leaned on Sai, who went stiff before just letting it happen.

Suigetsu, Kai, and Ryme also went back to the couch, while Lily went to mourn her pot again.

Kate and Zoe, however, grabbed Deidara and said, "We're going to Lily's room."

"Wait, why?" Lily asked putting down her favorite cast Iron pot that Zoe and Kate ruined (those jerks).

"Because reasons. That's why." Kate answered and disappeared into the hallway to Lily's room.

Lily snuck up to her bedroom door and began listening to their conversations, and perked up at one statement. So she entered her room, there were screams of protest of course, but Lily didn't come back into the hallway.

.....

"I'm going out to the tent." Pein declared, getting up and walking outside.

When he left, conversation started up.

"Will he be safe out there by himself?" Konan asked, worried that he might be the next victim of the blonde bomber and his platoon of teenagers.

"He's the Leader of the Akatsuki. He'll be fine." Kai reassured, moving away from Shino, who was sat next to her. For once, the two didn't glare but it was obvious the two didn't appreciate each other.

"BUT THEY GOT HIDAN!!!!!" Tobi pointed out, indicating to the Jashinist in the corner.

"Exactly. He's Hidan. He doesn't count." Ryme clarified, rolling her eyes.

"What the f*ck does that mean?!" Hidan yelled, glaring at Ryme.

"Why the f*ck are you still talking?" Leah retorted from her very comfortable spot on the floor, causing Hidan to turn his glare to the said brunette.

"Anyways, I'm pretty sure Pein will be fine." Kakashi said, changing the subject.

"I wouldn't be positive if I were you." Lily muttered under her breath when she reappeared in the hallway, however nobody seemed to hear her.

"Either way, he's the Akatsuki leader. They wouldn't dare." Asuma stated surely.

"Actually..." Deidara responded, walking into the room.

"...we weren't planning on it..." Kate continued, following behind Deidara.

"...but thanks for the idea!" Zoe finished, appearing from the hallway.

"NO!" Many voices yelled at once.

"Sorry, but it can't be helped..." Kate began, walking to the backdoor.

"...we really do appreciate the idea, though..." Zoe continued.

"...so thanks anyways." Deidara ended, and they all walked outside.

"Did they just finish each other's sentences?" Leah asked, but she was ignored.

"It's official. They're dead. They practically just signed a contract that ensures their death." Kakuzu stated, crossing his arms (Man, he likes to do that.)

Many sighs were heard around the room.

......

Lily skipped outside and began digging through a tool chest, the chest was half the height she was so she was practically hanging inside of it.

"What are you looking for Lily?" A voice asked from behind her.

Lily was so focused on her task at hand, when she heard the voice from behind her, she jerked up and threw the hammer she was holding behind her. A sigh was heard, and Sasuke caught the airborne hammer. "You're so jumpy, relax for once." He said.

"Sorry, I didn't hear you coming..." Lily got out of the tool chest, and brushed off her navy green tank top and shorts.

"Hn." Sasuke tossed her the hammer, and Lily caught it with one hand.

"Good reflexes." Sasuke commented.

"Thanks...I think." Lily threw the hammer back into the chest, "So why are you out here, anyway?" She asked with the utmost curiosity.

"I was bored."

"Good answer. But why did you actually come out here?" Lily crossed her arms, at the raven haired shinobi.

"Do you have any ideas about sending us home?" Sasuke said softly, and began examining the grass.

"Actually I do...." Lily began, but noticed how Sasuke's head darted up and his eyes almost shone with hope. "But it isn't full proof and I might need to test my theory, so it isn't a definite solution."

"Hn."

"Can I ask you something Sasuke?"

"Hn."

"I'll take that as a yes. Are you homesick?"

"No....I'm just anxious to continue my journey, to avenge my clan."

"Did you ever ask Itachi?"

"Yes, but he answerd the same way he always does, saying he was testing his power."

"Do you believe him?"

Sasuke stared into the brunette's eyes for a while, as if contemplating his entire existence, in a matter of seconds.

"No."

"Thats what I thought...now go bug Naruto. I'm on a mission and I must not fail!" Lily answered and pranced back to the chest and continued her search, for whatever she was looking for.

Sasuke returned back into the house and continued reading the book Lily had suggested, it just so happend that his life sounded like this story. Sasuke picked up 'Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone' and continued reading.

......

"Oi, Lily!" A loud voice yelled.

"Yes, Zoe?" Lily asked with a giant grin spreading across her face.

"Did you get-"

"Yes." Lily interrupted Zoe, showing her what she had found in the toolbox.

"Perfect." Kate grinned sadistically.

"Did we get them?" Deidara asked, coming up behind the three girls.

"Yes we did." Lily beamed, holding them up for him to see.

"I still can't believe you actually decided to help us. It doesn't seem like something you'd do." Deidara directed this statement towards Lily, who had finally decided to join in on their pranks.

"Well, there is a side of Lily that not many people know about. A dark....and honestly quite scary side. You should see the pictures she paints. And everybody thinks she's innocent!" Zoe exclaimed, patting Lily's shoulder who smiled.

"We don't have time for this. Dei, is he in position?" Kate asked hurriedly, looking around the yard which they were standing in.

"Yeah, he's in position." Deidara affirmed.

......

There was a clang of metal, and a stream of angry curses that would make a sailor run to his mommy crying.

The Shinobi ran towards the noise worried a fight had broken out. When they reached the outside patio they were shocked to find a very, very angry Pein with what looked like a magnetic rock stuck to his nose. The rock was the size of a paper weight, and Pein was making an effort to pull it off of his face, but this magnet seemed to be very powerful, hence the reason Pein was wincing when he tried to remove it.

"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LEADER-SAMA YOU LOOK SO SILLY!!!" Tobi rolled around on the floor holding his stomach while he laughed at the scene in front of him.

"Pein!" Konan ran towards her friend in an attempt to help him remove the magnet.

"It's not that bad stop your whining." Hidan shrugged off.

"Not that bad...?!" Pein said through gritted teeth. He swatted Konan away, "NOT THAT BAD?!" Pein exposed his arms, to show that they were covered with washer magnets.

"WHAT IS HAPPENING?!!!" Leah yelled from the kitchen, cause she hasn't moved since she got to Lily's house.

"STUFF!" Naruto yelled back.

"THANK YOU! THAT IS VERY DESCRIPTIVE NARUTO!"

"YOU'RE WELCOME!"

"ALL OF YOU SHUT UP! AND TOBI STOP LAUGHING IT ISN'T FUNNY! AND I SWEAR TO KAMI DEIDARA I WILL MURDER YOU!" Pein yelled over the commotion and got everyone to shut up.

"WHY ARE YOU SO GRUMPY TODAY?!" Leah yelled from inside.

"IS THAT REALLY A QUESTION?!" Pein yelled back, still attempting to pull the magnets off of his face and arms.

"WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?!" He yelled angrily, 100% ready to kill the four teenage girls behind it.

Most of the ninja tried assisting Pein in pulling off the magnets, but all attempts were futile. It was, indeed, no use.

"Pein, are you having problems there?" Zoe asked, coming out of the house, barely hiding her laughter.

"You're dead." Pein said, glaring at her.

"Pein, don't kill people. It's not nice." Kate supplied, also walking outside along with Deidara and Lily.

"You guys should run." Naruto advised, and the four teenagers nodded their heads and took off, with an angry Path of Pein trailing behind them.

While running through the house, they grabbed Leah, Kai, and Ryme's arms, dragging them out onto the street with them. Crud and f*** were the most common words as they were dragged away.

When they locked themselves in a car, Zoe and Kate in the front, they immediately began to talk.

"Why did you have to take us with you?" Kai asked irritably, upset that they made her move from her comfortable spot on the couch.

"I didn't want any movement." Leah groaned, laying against the window.

"We wanted to know if you guys wanted to help with our last prank. For now." Kate stated, looking eagerly at Kai, Ryme, and Leah, who all looked like they were considering the offer, besides Kai.

"No." Kai said, not hesitating, "I'd rather not get killed today. Thanks for asking."

"Well, we knew you'd say that, so we brought you out here to ask if you wanted to be our photographer." Deidara reasoned, raising a brow at Kai, who narrowed her eyes in thought before saying, "Yes."

"Have you guys decided if you want to help or not?" Kate asked Leah and Ryme.

"They can help, but I'm out. I've had enough near death experience for the day. Just don't kill anything." Lily said, getting out of the car and walking to the back of the house to avoid the angry Pein.

"We'll help." Ryme said, bluntly, not even giving Leah a chance to argue.

"Just as planned." Zoe grinned, rubbing her hands together.

That night...

"Well?" Ryme asked impatiently.

"Yes, Ryme, we found a zip tie." Leah stated.

It was now about midnight, and nobody had any idea of how they'd gotten Kai to stay up this late, but she had already taken pictures of their previous pranks, and was now ready to get the result of this one.

Kai was currently outside the window, camera ready, planning on using her flash to take pictures through the window while the prank was in action.

"I found the Febreze!" Zoe whisper yelled.

They were in the kitchen, close to the bedrooms in which the guys slept in, as well as the bedrooms in which Lily and the other girls slept in.

Kate tied the zip tie around the trigger of the Febreze bottle and pulled, before throwing it into the guy's room.

"FEBREZE BOMB!" All of the pranksters yelled.

Kai sighed standing outside and took pictures while on the inside a lot of screaming and yelling was heard, waking up everybody in the house.

What did I get myself into? Kai thought.

Lily was the first one to hear the noise and come into the living room, but when she walked by the guy's room, she started coughing, being able to smell the Febreze from underneath the door.

"Lily, don't die." Ryme said simply, but not moving to help while Lily made her way next to the rest of squad.

"I heard screaming!" Asuma yelled, running to the living room followed by the other sensei's, but they were only met with 5 amused faces and 1 grumpy Lily.

More screams and cries were heard from the room.

"HELP US!"

"IT SMELLS FRESH BUT I'M SUFFOCATING!"

"WE'RE DYING!"

"LILY, YOU'RE THE NICE ONE! HELP US OUT!"

"If I open that door, I will have an asthma attack." Lily clarified.

"KAI?!"

"Asthma is preventing me." She shouted hearing them.

"What did you guys do?" Tsunade asked, sighing.

"Oh, ya know..." Zoe trailed off.

It had been about 5 minutes and the targeted room was quiet, however nobody had emerged yet.

"Do you think we killed them?" Leah asked, tilting her head.

"It's a possibility." Deidara agreed.

At that moment, Kai entered the house.

"They should be coming out any second now..." She informed, and everybody got ready.

Just then, the door opened, and Lily and Kai immediately covered their noses.

The smell was indeed strong, and it was indeed fresh. The ninja all had the smell stuck to them. All of them.

"Zoe...Kate...Deidara..." Kankuro grumbled, holding his hand over his nose as the smell wafted out of the room.

"Hey! It wasn't just us!" Deidara protested.

"Lily...Kai...?" Naruto muttered in disbelief.

"It wasn't them! They'd be dead by now if they did it." Zoe argued.

"What?" Choji asked.

"Asthma!" Lily yelled, waving with one hand and covering her nose with the other. Kai had her jacket over her nose instead of a hand.

"Then it must've been Leah and Ryme..." Gaara said quietly.

All of the Ferbreeze infected guys were glaring at the pranksters, looking as if they were debating whether or not they should kill them on the spot or wait for when they were asleep.

"Is that a new cologne?" Kate asked them, tilting her head curiously.

"It suits you." Ryme said sarcastically, nodding her head.

"It's a little strong though." Leah said, scrunching up her face.

"They smell like the girl's locker room." Zoe deadpanned.

"You just got your asses handed to you." Jiraiya said, smirking and giving nods of approval for the group of pranksters.

"It wasn't our fault, pervy sage!"

"You just almost got killed by five teenage girls." Kakashi intrigued.

Deidara cleared his throat very loudly.

"Exactly. Five teenage girls." He repeated.

"We didn't even see them coming..." Naruto muttered.

The ninja were pissed, to say the least. And they weren't the only ones, as there were also the ones from the day before from the Akatsuki.

"We're just too good at this."

"Kate..." Kiba sauntered towards her, "You have been very bad today."

"That is my middle name."

"No, it is Louise."

"...."

"Can I wear your glasses?" He asked smirking internally.

"No."

"Okay..." Kiba began to walk off, but then turned around and grabbed her glasses off of her face.

"HEY! GIVE THEM BACK YOU BASTARD!" She screeched.

"Nope." And he bolted.

Kate thrusted her arms out in an attempt to grab him, but then ran into a wall instead. She shouted angry curses about how that wasn't Kiba.

Meanwhile Kiba tried on her glasses- "WOAH, YOU REALLY ARE BLIND, AREN'T YOU?!!"

"SHUT UP KIBA!!" Kate barreled forwards thinking Kiba was in front of her.

"KATE! It is Lily, not Kiba!!!" Lily stated. Kate put her hand on Lily's shoulder.

"Are you sure?"

"YES!"

"Are you positive?"

"Yes."

"Okay then, that's him." Kate said while gesturing towards Sasuke.

Lily had a coughing fit at that moment 'cause her house smells like a field of flowers on steroids. Kai glanced over at her asthma buddy and began searching for either her own inhaler or Lily's.

Kate cautiously stepped towards Sasuke.

SLAP

"THAT FOR STEALING MY GLASSES YOU GODDAMN ASSHOLE!!"

"I'm Sasuke."

"I know that...."

"Are you sure?"

"No."

"Kiba is that way." Sasuke pointed towards Kiba.

"Thanks, 'cause I can totally see what direction you just pointed in..." She said sarcastically.

"He is due North." Lily finally stopped coughing.

"..."

"Okay, am I hot or cold?"

"Cold."

"Okay so go the other direction?"

"Yup."

Kate went towards the direction Lily put her in, she had her arms out like she was in the dark and looking for a flashlight. Then she had a burst of speed thinking she would hit Kiba, instead she hit a wall.

Kiba began hysterically laughing. Lily snuck up behind him and grabbed the glasses, and handed the specticals to Kate. She got up, brushed herself off, and then proceeded to flipping everyone off. "F*ck you." She said and marched out of the house.

Lily then grabbed some bandanas out of a drawer and handed them to Zoe, Ryme, Deidara, and Leah.

"Clean up your mess."

"No." They threw the bandanas back at her and left.

Lily sighed, and tied a red bandana over her mouth like a bandit. She took a deep breath in and marched into the guys room.

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She eventually returned.

"Go jump in the pool, you smell like a flower threw up on you." She shooed the guys out of the house.

"Lily...it's 4 am...." Naruto complained.

A/N: We have entered this story into the Naruto Watty's, so if you love our story, please please please vote! Also,

I don't remember what I was about to type. But we don't own anything besides our plot and OC's, so don't sue us because that would be mean.

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