Ryme POV

It was a beautiful morning, birds were chirping, the sun was shining, so naturally I hated it. I trudged out of Lily's room that has been created into a sleep away cabin.

I see Sasuke on the couch, with Lily laying next to him, she was snuggled into his side, and his head laid on top of hers. They looked so peaceful.....

So naturally I had to ruin it.

"WAKE UP!" I shouted.

Lily bolted up immediately, Sasuke opened his eyes, and sent me a death glare.

"What the heck Ryme?!"

"Sorry, I had to...."

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No ones POV

Sunday went by quickly, Ryme fixed Lily's car because she is good at mechanics, So when school started again on Monday she wouldn't have to take the bus. So everyone went to school for a brand new day....

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Shikamaru POV

School is such a drag. It's always boring and frustrating and troublesome. At least it wasn't as loud as we waited by Bernard. That was probably because Zoe and Ryme were both leaning against the pole, content that nobody was trying to steal it from them.

Everybody else was crowded in a circle, just like every other morning.

"Hey, Zoe!" This was a new voice. I looked to Zoe, who was cringing, while the rest of squad made a very noticeable groan.

"Hello, Dick." (A/N: totally not trying to get a point across. Not. At. All.)

"Why are you calling him a dick?" Kiba asked.

"That's his name..." Lily sighed, running her temples, tryin to ease her headache.

"So, Zoe, I brought you some chocolates and wrote you a note." He said, handing said things to Zoe.

"Thanks..." She murmured.

"So, Zoe, I was wondering if you had considered dating me yet?" He asked hopefully.

"Dick, no means no." She tried.

"But I love you!" He cried out.

I threw my arm around Zoe's tense shoulders, trying to prove a point.

"Oh, hey." He said, grabbing my attention. "Don't you think Zoe and I would be a good couple?" He asked.

I clenched my fist, and Zoe and Lily jumped at the guy, and had to hold each other back.

"Lily, we shouldn't punch people." Zoe said.

"Let me punch him." Lily urged.

"No, I wanna punch him." Zoe countered.

"Fine, neither of us punches him." Lily concluded.

"Shikamaru, you punch him!" They yelled simultaneously.

"Violence is never the answer. Besides, detention is such a drag." I tried convincing myself, clenching and unclenching my fist.

"I can punch him. I won't feel guilty." Kai chimed in.

"But, Zoe, I love your smile, your hair, your honesty, your sarcasm, your anime jokes-"

"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM!!!" Zoe interrupted.

"I doubt he does, either." Dick said, pointing at me. Well, with how much she talks about anime...

"Yes, he does! Especially the Naruto ones!"

"Your mama's so fat, even Naruto wouldn't believe it!" Leah said, causing a few ninja to laugh, while Sasuke and I smirked.

I grabbed Zoe's wrist to stop her from killing somebody, while Lily sang.

"Do do do-do do, she has a boyfriend, do do do-do do, and it isn't you, do do do-do do, please go away, do do do-do do, NOW." Sasuke's smirk grew for some reason.

"You know what? I think I'll punch him." Kate said, taking a step towards him. But then Dick was gone... and Shaun arrived.

"Hey guys, what's up?" he asked, oblivious to the situation, that just passed.

"Shaun, just in the nick of time. Kate almost got a detention." Leah said, with a sarcastic smile.

"For what?" He asked.

"Almost punching Dick..." Kai trailed off.

"Dick deserved it." Zoe stated, bluntly.

"Ouch." Shaun said, imagining what it would be like to be punched, by Kate.

.....

"Wait, are we not going to talk about the fact that I just used context clues to figure out that Zoe and Shikamaru are together?!?" Naruto yelled, out of no where.

"Congrats, Naruto. You used context clues." Zoe said, clapping.

"You know that's not what I meant!!!!!" He accused, pointing a finger at her.

"Naruto, this is old news." Kiba mocked.

"Yeah, it was pretty obvious too." Choji explained.

"NOT TO ME!" He yelled.

"Well, to be fair, the only ninja that were in the room at the time were Shikamaru, Kiba, Choji, and Shino..." Ryme informed.

"We will discuss this later. Because I want to know everything." Ino told me.

"Hey, guys, did you see the hot new guy working in the library?!" Georgia yelled, running over to us.

"What hot new guy?" Ino asked, curiously. Of course, she'd be interested.

"I think they called him Mr. Uchiha or something..." she trailed off.

"Lily, what'd you do?" Ryme asked.

"I got Itachi a job in the library, along with Yamato..."

At that point, it started pouring. All of the students rushed out of the rain, as well as the ninja, except for Sasuke.

"Sasuke, come on! Get out of the rain! You'll get a cold!" Lily called. "Or you'll get detention because you can't walk around campus soaking..."

Sasuke simply stayed silent.

"What's wrong?" she asked him.

"I have media aide today..." He said simply, looking up into the rain. Of course, media aide means we have to go to the library. What a drag.

"Dun dun dun."

"Go away, Shaun!"

Time Skip to Mr. Potluck's class, brought to you by Hot Cheetos, the love of my life...

Third Person POV

"Okay, students. Today, we are going to be coming up with quotes to paint on the walls. Get a partner, and come up with at least 5 quotes. We will be painting starting Wednesday." Mr. Potluck instructed.

Though no one is quite sure how, the groups ended up looking like this : Lily and Kiba, Zoe and Shikamaru, Ryme and Gaara, Kate and Neji, Leah and Hinata, Naruto and Sasuke, Sakura and Sai and TenTen.

With Lily and Kiba...

"Lily, I have to go to the bathroom." Kiba complained, squirming in his seat.

"Do you actually have to go to the bathroom or do you just want to get out of doing work?" She asked, looking at him.

"I actually have to go." He argued.

"Alright, go ahead." She sighed.

And when Kiba got back, there were at least 20 quotes written on the paper.

With Zoe and Shikamaru...

"This is such a drag." Shikamaru complains, with his head down on the desk.

"Yup." Zoe agreed, popping the 'p.' She was reading Flip-Flops and Kunai's on her phone.

With Ryme and Gaara...

"You know, I think you've always been awesome and just misunderstood." Ryme declared, staring and Gaara with her blue eyes.

Silence.

"You're a really great fighter, too."

Silence.

"You're the youngest Kage, right?" She asked knowing the answer already.

Silence.

"At least say something!" She yelled annoyed.

Silence.

"Fine! Ignore me!" Ryme yelled, distraught that he wouldn't even help her with the project.

"Gladly." Gaara replied.

Ryme stormed off and sat by Zoe.

With Kate and Neji...

Kate slapped him.

"What the hell was that for?" Neji asked.

"You never ever ever ever interrupt Mr. Darryl when he is reminiscing. We do less work that way!!!"

"Ok...can we just get back to the project?"

"Oh. Yeah."

With Leah and Hinata...

"So, I hear you have a crush on Naruto? Let's say we call this ship NaruHina. Let's say it happens. So, you guys would have two children named Boruto and Himawari..."

With Sasuke and Naruto...

"..."

"...'

"..."

"..."

They glared at each other the WHOLE time. They got nothing done.

With Sakura, Sai, and TenTen...

They were actually just doing their work.

Nothing more, nothing less.

...

Closer to the end of class, a nerdy looking kid with freckles went over to the group of squad and ninja.

"Hello." He greeted, with a high pitched voice.

"Hi...?" Kiba trailed off, wondering why a random kid came up to them without an explanation.

"Hi, Ethan..." Lily greeted, although she didn't seem very happy with talking to this kid.

"What quotes are you doing?" He asked.

Lily then perked up. "Well we are doing a few from everything actually. I'm really excited about the Dobby quote we are doing though. 'Dobby is a free elf!'" She said fast and excitedly.

"I didn't like Dobby. It was a good thing that the died in the end. He didn't deserve that sock either." Ethan said smiling with a giggle.

Lily started fuming. "That's not funny, Ethan...."

"Dobby was free and then he died. It was pretty funny."

"No, what's funny is that nobody asked you to bestow your opinions unto the world, yet here you are." She rebutted.

Ethan only giggled at that. Lily started to stand up, but was stopped by Kate's hand.

"Lily, calm down."

"NO!" she yelled.

"Lily, Dobby deserved to die." Ethan continued, with a sing song voice. It was obvious that now he was having fun playing with her emotions.

"SHUT UP, ETHAN! IT'S REALLY NOT AS FUNNY AS YOU THINK IT IS!! SO JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT IT!!!" Lily exploded, she seemed to be visibly restraining herself from socking the kid the face.

Then Mr. Potluck came over. "Ethan, please go back to your seat."

"But, Mr. Potluck-"

"Go."

"Alright." he said, walking away.

"What was he talking about?" Mr. Potluck asked.

"How Dobby deserved to die." Lily grumbled, still upset.

"How dare he?!" Mr. Potluck questions, walking back to is desk.

Time Skip to Media Aide...brought to you by Dobby... Cause he is amazing.

Zoe POV

"Oh, have you seen the new librarian?" a random girl asked from the class that just walked in. She was talking to her friend. Everybody else in media aide was just silently reading at their own tables, but it's kind of hard to read with annoying kids gossiping. Hence the reason Lily and John left to read in the back room, where it is quiet.

"The one with the black hair?" her friend questioned, with a high voice.

"He's so hot!" A third girl squealed. Oh my god, more Uchiha fan girls...

"Doesn't he kind of look like that new kid, Sasuke?"

"Oh my gosh, yes! And Sasuke's hot too! Do you think they're related?"

"Only one way to find out."

"Hey, are you two brothers?" one of the girls asked Sasuke and Itachi, shouting because they were on separate sides of the library.

They answered simultaneously, except Sasuke answered with a stern "No." while Itachi answered with a calm "Yes."

"Why do you say no?" She asked Sasuke.

"I hate him." Sasuke explained, bluntly.

"Why?" she questioned, prying into his business.

"I killed our whole clan." Itachi answered, speaking as if that was the most normal thing to say in the middle of library. With this, Sasuke slammed his book shut and stood up, walking to the back room.

One of the girls looked at Itachi, before laughing nervously and saying, "Ha, that's funny. You killed your family. Haha."

"I'm not kidding." Itachi stated, giving her a confused look.

"Right, I'll be going then." She stated, quickly turning around and heading to the fiction section, with her friends in pursuit.

"You know, Itachi," Yamato started, "In this world, people don't usually just kill there whole clan...let alone have a clan..."

Itachi sighed, before turning around and muttering a quiet "Sorry," under his breath.

"What did you say?" Yamato asked, hearing the apology but thinking there must just be something in his ears.

"I said sorry." Itachi explained.

Yamato gave him a puzzled look.

"Just because I'm an S-Rank criminal doesn't mean I can't have manners." Itachi informed, walking to the 'return box' and starting to check in books.

Then, a kid came up to check a book out, which Yamato took care of.

"I want this book." The kid stated, rather rudely if I might add, because kids are rude.

"First three letters of your last name." Yamato demanded.

"Um, right, K-E-N." The kid replied.

Yamato searched him up in the computer before turning back to the kid.

"You have two overdue books." He said, with his...beyond creepy Yamato expression.

The kid shrieked, before running to put the book back and sitting down at a table quietly.

Time Skip to Gym brought to you by Shaun eating his daughter for the 5th time this week (It's a long story)

Third Person POV

"Today, we are doing a boot camp." Coach Wiggins voice boomed.

Groans and complaints were heard from the whole class.

"What's boot camp?" Neji asked.

"Boot camp is torture." Lily replied, with her amber eyes wide.

"Boot camp is tiring." Zoe added, yawning.

"But what is it?" Sasori repeated.

"A lot of moving and effort." Ryme said, lazily.

"So, it'll be easy for us?" Sai asked, not realizing how offensive and arrogant that sounded.

"Excuse me, but we have no power over the fact that we are not ninja that train everyday and have chakra and missions and jutsu." Kate snapped.

"This boot camp will count for 40% of your grade." Coach Wiggins booming voice stated.

After the normal routine in the beginning of the class (Stretching and attendance), Coach had them Stay in the Gym, unlike they had to the last two times, where there were many blue and grey boxes, jump ropes, mats, balls, and orange cones in a 'W' formation.

Coach Wiggins thoroughly explained what they were doing in each station, and the ninja and squad set to work.

The Squad started on the mats where they could either do sit-ups, push-ups, or planks.

Lily started off doing Sit-ups then went into a plank.

Zoe did the same thing as Lily.

Leah started off with a plank, then went into sit-ups, which she then stopped right after.

Ryme and Kate just planked the whole time and talked.

Kai just did sit-ups the whole time............

Well lets just say the Shinobi believed that......

"THIS IS SO EASY!!" Naruto screamed, while tossing a weighted ball to Sasuke, like it was as light as a feather.

I wish I could say it got better but.......

They moved stations a couple more times and all of the normal people (not ninja) were sweating like dogs and panting. Unlike the ninja who haven't broken a sweat yet.

Everyone was so tired that when Coach Wiggins blew the whistle, they collapsed where they were, a couple kids threw up.

"EW!" Some random student shrieked.

After one rotation 'DA SQUAD' ended up back on the mats, so they had a soft spot to rest at the least.

Lily was asleep, or meditating (who can really tell)........ While Zoe was asleep, and the rest of squad just complained about how life isn't fair, except maybe Kai....

"Jeez, I thought you guys would do better at that!" Kiba said pointedly.

He was answered by a bunch of angry curses.

"Lily do you need this?" Coach Wiggins asked walking over, handing Lily her blue inhaler.

"Yes I need it, thank you! But today I feel fine!" Lily said opening her eyes, smiling while taking her inhaler.

"Don't die." Kate grumbled.

"I won't!"

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TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY LIFE

3rd Pov

The Cast of Naruto were watching Naruto.......huh.

"I WAS NOT THAT ANNOYING AS A KID!" Naruto complained while jumping on the coffee table.

"Yeah you were....." Everyone who knew Naruto as a kid said.

"Sakura, you have an inner voice?" Ino asked, questioning her friends health.

"Yeah, doesn't everyone?" She asked feigning innocence.

"No."

"Oh.....hehe..."

"Well I hope all of you know that you are actually this crazy in real life...." Suigetsu pointed out.

"Are not!"

"ARE TOO!"

"Stop fighting the both of you!" Sasuke grumbled.

"Actually, these characters are doing things that you actually did, I mean, they literally are you." Tsunade added

"Hey, where is Lily and the rest of them?" Zetsu asked popping out of nowhere.

"Good questi-" Kakashi was cut off by,

"TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME! THEY COULD CARE LESS AS SOMEONE'LL BLEED! SO DARKEN YOUR CLOTHES, OR STRIKE A VIOLENT POSE! MAYBE THEY'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE, BUT NOT ME!!!" A bunch of loud singing came from Lily's room.

The ninja rushed over only to find the girls just chilling.

Lily was on the floor, with a blue guitar resting on her thigh as she tuned it.

Leah and Zoe were lying upside down with their eyes closed as they sang along to the song that was playing from a blue speaker.

Ryme, Kate, and Kai were all on the floor reading on their phones.

The ninja were shocked and almost relieved to find out that these girls, were just human, and nothing more, but there was something very special about them.

Lily dropped her guitar pick and went to pick it up, when she noticed something under her bed....

"Hey, I found my door knob!" She cried in joy.

"Yay!" They celebrated and then they noticed the shinobi in the door way.

"You can come in you know." Lily said with a smile.

Something very special about them indeed.

Naruto and a couple other guys came in and smiled.

'These girls are weird.' They all thought.