Sasuke's POV

Last night was interesting. There were a bunch of children roaming the neighborhood dressed up in strange costumes from 'zombies' to 'cheer-leaders.' Also, when we happened to get home, Lily and the rest of her group went into an all out war for each other's candy.

God, that was terrible.

The only ones that didn't participate were the Sensei's, a few of the sane ninja, most of the Akatsuki, except Tobi, Zoe (who hid all of her candy), and Kai since she claimed that she didn't want any.

Also, after the candy was traded, it turns out that some of the ninja and part of 'Da Squad' had something called a sugar rush. That mainly meant that they had too much sugar which led to a burst of energy which led them to bouncing off the walls, literally.

Tobi ran around the house like a crazed maniac. He was actually running across the walls and across the ceiling.

Now I'm really confused on why the Akatsuki let a four year old into the S-Rank organization. After Choji ate his whole bag, he craved more candy, especially after tasting something called Starburst.

Then there was Ino and Sakura who continually argued while fighting pathetically.

Then there was Da Squad, not including Kai and Zoe, who were cussing and fighting over certain candy. Leah and Ryme were cussing the most, Zoe was throwing the most insults (even though she wasn't participating), and Kate being the most physical when fighting for candy.

And then there's Lily. She literally darted everywhere around the house and talked nonsense to everyone while doing it. But eventually, they all had a sugar crash which caused them to literally crash and pass out.

In the morning though, everyone was pretty much silent...which was strange since the house is never quiet.

Knock. Knock. Knock.

Never mind, I thought too soon. I inwardly groaned. Seriously, it's like 8 in the morning, who could that be? I looked down at Lily who was still beside me and she stirred looking up.

"W-Who's that?" She asked groggily.

"WILY WHEN IS AMELIA GOING TO BE HOME?!!" A small voice screams from the front door. I cringe at the loud voice. Oh great, another loud mouth.

We walk out into the office, and there are two toddlers in her house. Both had light blonde hair, and didn't look older than 6.

"O-Oh hey Lyna and Ryan. What brings you here?" Lily asked cheerfully.

Why is she not wondering about the two children that just appeared in her house?!?!?!?

"Do you know when Amelia is going to be back?" The toddler asked.

"Um..." Lily thought for a second. "OH CRAP! WE NEED TO CLEAN UP THE HOUSE! SHE'S GOING TO BE HOME AT 3:00!" She shrieked. "Sasuke! Get everyone up!" She demanded soon after. I raised a brow.

"Why me?" I asked.

"Because I told you to." She states before talking to the two kids. I'm going to wake them up? Well, it could be worse I guess. I thought.

I walked over to everyone who was still laying on the couch. Zoe and Shikamaru were sleeping peacefully together, Kiba and Kate were cuddling I guess, Sai and Leah were side by side, and then there was Shino and Kai who were sleeping at least three feet apart.

I inhaled before speaking, "GE-"

"I'M ALREADY UP!" Kai suddenly shrilled rubbing her eyes. "Oh and so are pretty much all of us." She gestured toward Shikamaru and Zoe, their eyes were twitching as if they were trying to go back to sleep.

"What the hell was that for?!" Leah suddenly said directing it either toward Kai or me.

"Don't cuss at me!" Kai snapped. Leah shot her a wary glare.

"I wasn't cussing toward you, I was talking to the Duckbutt in front of us." She said pointing to me.

"You guys are so loud." Zoe suddenly groaned.

"I know right?" Kai asked rhetorically agreeing.

"Oh Wily my Mommy wants to know if your still babysitting for us tonight at 7?" Lyna asked.

"Yes of course Lyna, now I have to take you two home. Now come along." She said gently, while grabbing both of their hands and stalking out the door. At least there's one of us in this house that can get along with little children.

I turned back around once Lily walked out and walked back to the group. Most of them were awake now including Shikamaru and Zoe.

"So, what are we going to do until Lily comes back?" Kai asked.

"Sleep?" Zoe suggested.

"Once I wake up I usually don't fall back to sleep." Kai shrugged.

"Your bae is right there." Leah said pointing behind her. Kai scowled knowing who it already was and I finally saw how short she was. Shino was at least a foot taller than her.

"No, just no." Kai mumbled taking a step away from him.

"Hey, what about BS?" Kate asked.

"What's BS?" Naruto asked walking out of Lily's sister's room.

"Doesn't it stand for bullsh-" Ryme started but Kai slapped her hand over her mouth.

"That's exactly what it stands for." She said sweetly and released her. "So, who's up for BS?"

"I just want to go back to sleep." Shikamaru complained. I looked over at them and saw Shikamaru's eye twitch again as he tried to fall asleep.

"I just don't want to play BS." Zoe stated, sitting up.

"You're never in the mood for BS." Leah said.

"I know." She responded, heading towards the kitchen to get breakfast.

"How do you play?" Kiba asked waking up. I shrugged and instead of hearing an answer, we heard the door click again.

"We are playing BS." Lily says while walking into the living room.

"WHAT IS BS?!!" Naruto yelled.

"A lying game." Lily answered.

"Oh.." Naruto murmured.

"It's simple really, Kate and I will do an example round." Lily smiled while grabbing a deck of cards.

"But wait, aren't we supposed to be cleaning up the house?" Yamato asked.

"Well, oh well." Lily answered, while attempting to shuffle cards. Which resulted in her throwing them all up into the air and scooping them up again.

"Okay, you deal out the deck." She announced, giving half of the deck to Kate.

"Then you go around in a circle, and place cards down in order. So Ace, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, Jack, Queen, King." Kate explained.

"Two Ace's." Lily said with a straight face.

"One two."

"One three."

"Four fours."

"BS!!!!"

"DAMN YOU LILY!!!"

"Now if I was wrong I would have taken the deck, but I wasn't so HA KATE TAKE THAT!!!"

"Oh, so basically you have to put a card down even if you don't have it, and if someone else realizes it you call B.S." Neji sighed.

"Yup!" Lily answered. "Oh, and no using the Bya-I mean whatever that eye thing is that you have." She suddenly stumbled over her words trying to cover something up.

This is really getting annoying. It's obvious that they are hiding something, although some of them are better at hiding it, but still. How much do they really know?

.....

"Two threes." Kisame said with a straight face. The pile of cards has grown a lot, no body dared say BS yet.

"BS Kisame." Lily smiled.

"What?!"

"Haha! Lily beat an Akatsuki member at a card game!" Kai snickered probably pointing an imaginary finger at him mentally.

"Pick up the deck, you're lying." Lily instructed.

"How????!?!?!?" Kisame shrilled.

"Magic." Lily said waving her hands around as if she were actually controlling something.

Kisame mumbled something incoherently and took the pile of cards.

"I'm bored." Ryme complained, laying on the couch that her and Zoe were taking up.

"It's not my fault that you were one of the first ones out of the game." Zoe responded, resulting in Ryme kicking her.

They then started fighting and yelling at each other in the worst accents I have ever heard.

"Guys, will you please be quiet? We are trying to have a game here." Naruto said in all seriousness. He must be for real about trying to win this game. "Besides, HOW IS MY BRAIN SUPPOSED TO WORK WITH YOUR TALKING?!?!?!" He yelled.

"Aww...Naruto believes that he has a brain..." Zoe insulted.

"That's cute." Ryme agreed.

Then they both proceeded to scream for five minutes to annoy us, which I must say, it worked.

I don't believe Naruto noticed but his cards were showing, nobody said anything though.

"Naruto, your bleeding." Kai stated calmly. I myself looked at the dobe's arm.

"WHAT, WHERE??!!!!"Naruto screamed examining himself for injury and almost threw his cards into the air.

"No silly. She means that your cards are showing!" Lily smiled again. Kai snickered at Naruto's mess up before looking down at her own cards.

What is it with her and smiling all the time?

...

.....We have been playing for hours.

"Lily! Stop calling B.S!!!" Leah yelled at Lily, who was still smiling.

"Why! Are you upset that I can tell when you guys are lying?" She asked smiling again.

Leah answered with mumbles that were probably a strain of curse words.

It was Lily's turn and she put down one five.

"BULL SHIT LILY!!" Leah yelled," YOU ONLY HAVE TWO CARDS LEFT, IT HAS TO BE A BLUFF!"

"Sorry." Lily said innocently.

Leah answered with some very rude remarks, and took the cards in the middle.

"One six." I mumble.

.....

"One Ace." Lily said while putting down her last card.

"B.S!" Naruto called out.

"Nope I win!" Lily looked over at him and shook her head smiling victoriously.

Would it kill her not to smile?!

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It was just about 3:00, and Lily seemed to be eyeing the front door every few seconds.

"You know you sister won't come if you keep looking at the door Lily." Kakashi sensei sighed.

"Tis the point." She smiled once again and some people gave her a funny look.

Kate came over, showed Lily a picture on her square boxy thing. Lily gagged and started laughing.

"What so funny?" Kisame asked.

"Nothing." Lily said in between giggles.

"Something..."

"Absolutely nothing." Kate counterd.

Kisame then just took her (I believe it is called a phone) out of her hands, and proceeded to looking at whatever they were looking at.

"WHAT THE HELL IS A HUFFLEPUFF!" Kisame yelled.

"They are particularly good FINDERS." Lily giggled.

Kate then body slammed Kisame, which caused him to drop the phone. Lily picked it up.

"I WILL MURDER YOUR CHILDREN KISAME! NEVER TAKE A GIRLS PHONE! THAT IS RULE ONE ,MAN!!! RULE ONE!!!" Kate screamed bloody murder.

She stomped off, and Lily quietly handed the phone back, with a smile on her face.

BANG

"I'M HOME!!!!!!"

The front door slammed open, revealing a girl who looked about 13 with long brown hair, wearing a leotard and tights.

"Hey Amelia." Lily greeted.

"It's AMY! A-M-Y! How many times do I have to tell you that?!" Amy ranted towards Lily.

"Too many."

"So this is your sister....WAIT, you're the older sibling?!!!" Kiba said.

"Duh." Lily deadpanned.

"I'm more mature!" Amy shouted.

"Keep telling yourself that!" Lily retorted.

"Sorry, but its true!" Amy grumbled dramatically before peering around the house. "Why is this house such a mess?!" She shrieked.

"A-Ah, um, funny story..." Lily trailed off.

"Who cares? I'm going to my room!"

"Amy I wouldn't go in there!" Lily said in a sing song voice.

"WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ROOM?! LILY I WAS ONLY GONE FOR A FEW MONTHS!"

"It is being used as a guest room......"

"UGH you're impossible!!!"

"Kate are you here?" Said a small voice from the kitchen.

"KAMMI?!?!?!" Kate and Lily screech and rush off into the kitchen. I follow along with some other shinobi.

"HEY! What are we? Chopped liver?!" A voice I recognized as Taylor, Kai's little sister.

But there were three other children in the kitchen.

One little girl who looked no older than six with light brown hair and glasses, another girl but she looked about the same age as Amy, with light brown hair, both of them resembled Kate.

The last one was a boy with dark brown hair, dark brown eyes and lots of freckles. He was wearing a hat and carrying some sort of bat, he had red stains all over his cloths. He seemed to be eleven years old, and very annoyed.

"Who are you supposed to be?!" The boy asked with his bat behind his head.

"Sasuke Uchiha, who are you?" I retort annoyed.

"Jo Grey." He answers through gritted teeth.

"Wait, so your really Sasuke Uchiha?" Kammi asked, her eyes filled with curiosity.

I bent down so I could look at her," Yes, why?"

She looked at me in the eyes,

SLAP

Her hand met my face, leaving me in utter shock.

"That's for trying to kill Naruto and Sakura, you jerk!" She screamed and stomped off to go play with the dogs.

"TEME YOU GOT SLAPPED BY A FIVE YEAR OLD!!!" Naruto pointed and laughed. Along with everyone else, Itachi smirked.

"Shut up dobe!"

"Kammi you can't kill Sasuke!" The older girl said.

"But what if I want to?"

"NO!"

"BOTH OF YOU STOP FIGHTING!!!" Kate yelled at the two girls.

"Kristyn, Cami, stop fighting okay?"

"Okay!"

"Fine."

Meanwhile Leah, and Jo were staring at each other menacingly.

"Put the bat down ,Jo."

"Never in your dreams."

"You're going to go home now."

"Never!"

"THAT'S IT!!"

They began bickering nonstop, along with Taylor and Kai, and Cami and Kristyn.

Kate and Kiba disappeared though.....

Meanwhile, in Lily's room...

Kate POV

I was currently on a ladder attempting to reach my stuff, which was on the ledge in Lily's room.

Somebody (*cough* Leah *cough*) decided last night that they should throw all of my belonging up there where I could not reach them. I hate my friends sometimes.

"Hey." I heard from the doorway.

"Hello, Kiba, what do you want?" I asked, glaring at him.

"You sound angry." He stated, sitting down on the bed.

"Do I really?" I asked sarcastically.

"Yeah." He responded.

He didn't sense the sarcasm in my voice then...

"What are you attempting? Because whatever it is, it's kind of sad to watch." He said, standing up once again.

"Why are you in here?" I wonder, turning my head towards him.

"I was bored." He responded, shrugging.

"Weren't you playing BS?" I ask.

"I was the first one out..."

Oh yeah. I forgot about that.

"Well, I'm trying to reach my stuff which my friend threw up here last night." I explain, turning around on the ladder. I just realized that Akamaru wasn't with him.

"Why'd you really come in here?" I ask, curiously.

I started to take a step down the ladder before falling, headed straight for the ground.

Luckily, Kiba was there to catch me.

I looked up into his eyes.

Damn, he's even hotter in person...

Back to the annoying siblings...

Sasuke POV again!

These children were somewhat annoying. And when I say somewhat, know that I mean they were 'kill me now' annoying.

"LILY!"

"What is it, Amy?"

"If I can't use my room, I'm using yours." Amy declared, walking towards Lily's bedroom.

"Uh..haha...no you're not!" Lily yelled, chasing her sister.

"Too late!" She yelled, opening the bedroom door before quickly closing it again and turning around.

"I wouldn't go in there if I were you..." She said, before walking back to the kitchen. Has she not noticed a bunch of unknown guests in her house yet?

"Why not?" Leah asked, clueless.

"Well, has anyone seen Kate lately?" She asked.

"What does that have to do with anything?" Kai asked.

"Oh my Kami." Zoe said.

"What? What is it?!" Lily asked worriedly.

"Well, has anyone seen Kiba lately?" Ryme asked.

No...

"Wha-wait...oh..." Lily muttered, looking down.

Suddenly, the whole room went quiet.

"Stop thinking like pervs, they were just kissing..." Amy trailed off.

And that is when Amy's eyes met mine, she looked back to Lily "Did you wish really hard?".

"Nope!"

"What does she mean by that?" Konan asked from out of the shadows.

"Nothing!"

"Well obviously you guys are cosplayers, from Naruto. That stupid anime, which all of them are obsessed with!" Amy explained, while gesturing to the squad.

"No we aren't these 'cosplayers' everyone keeps mentioning." Kakazu states blandly.

"You know I don't really care, I must be going insane, finally seeing who Lily and the rest of them are always talking to event though they aren't really there!" Amy stomped off to her own rightful room.

"Lily what does she mean?" Naruto asked.

"NONE OF YOU ARE REAL!" Amy shouted from the other room.

"We have to be real... there is no way we can't be real!" Kankuro retorted.

"Sorry we tried to keep it from you, because we weren't sure what would happen if we told you..." Lily said quietly.

She let the sink in.

How am I not real? There is no way! I have to be real!

"Why would you keep that from us?" Kakashi asked.

"I tried to tell you! There were hints everywhere!" Kate made herself known, coming out of the bedroom.

"Sorry but I have to go now, along with the rest of the squad. See you later." Lily mumbled while leaving the house for her job, and the rest of the squad ushered their siblings out the door.

I'm not real?