Third Person P.O.V.

Friday, October 31st. Halloween. A night full of frights, freaks, and screams. The one night of the year where anything can happen. Let's see how are ninja friends will adjust to this new experience.

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Lily was frantically sewing her Halloween costume in the darkness of her room. It was 4:30. Her friends should be arriving soon to go trick-or-treating. Lily had turned on a marathon of Halloween movies, so the ninja know what they are getting themselves into.

Lily had finished Naruto's and the rest of their costumes last night. Most of the ninja were just going to wear their normal clothes, but somehow Lily talked Naruto into being a ghost, Lee insisted on being a Zombie, and Kiba said that he wanted to be the Tenth Doctor.

Lily had a blue suit Kiba could wear, along with a tie and 3D glasses, and a sonic screwdriver.

She cut two holes in a white sheet for Naruto.

While Lee got a bunch of torn up clothes, and Lily was going to make him look dead with some horror makeup.

Kakashi's P.O.V

I have to admit Halloween seemed very interesting....

Thursday evening Naruto and I had to walk Khaleesi, we passed a house that seemed to have a ghost problem, because they were everywhere. Thus, Naruto screamed like a little girl and ran all the way back to the house. When I came back he was hugging a very ticked off Sakura, terror stricken by some fake ghosts.

I still don't know how Lily convinced Naruto to be a ghost...

"WHAT IS WITH ALL OF THE GHOST COSTUMES?!!" Naruto screamed at the television which was currently playing 'It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.'.

"Better get used to it Naruto, you agreed to be a ghost for Halloween." Sakura pointed out.

"Only because Lily said she would help me with my math homework!" He shot back.

"Speaking of Lily, where is she?" Kiba asked.

"Her room." All of the girls answer simultaneously.

"Oh."

"I'll go get her though!" Temari volunteered.

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I heard the door open.

"THE LIGHT! IT BURNS!!!!!"

"Oi, get up."

"No, I'm almost done."

"You said that two hours ago."

"Well now I actually am almost done. Two more stitches and then I have to tie it off."

"You have one minute."

Temari walked back to the living room, with a satisfied smirk, and began counting under her breath.

About a minute later, Lily still wasn't out of her room. So Temari got up and began the journey to obtain Lily.

Little did she know Lily snuck out of her room, and quickly taken the seat between me and Naruto.

I raised my eyebrow. She put a finger to her lips, and focused on the movie.

"Guys, she is not in here anymore!"

Temari stomped back into the living room.

"What are we going to do!?"

"Well, Temari, that was a minute and thirty seconds, not a minute." Lily piped in, with a smirk.

"WHAT!!!"

"I finished before the minute was up so I left my room, and went to my sisters bedroom. But you failed to notice the fact that the door was closed the first time you came to check on me, and when you returned the door was slightly opened. It is simple deduction really." Lily said, with her smirk widening into a smile, not to mention the British accent.

"You're impossible!" Temari was fuming now.

"Not impossible, just not very plausible."

"That doesn't even make sense!"

"Well my blonde friend, you better get used to it, cause I never break character."

Hmm, I wonder what she means by that.....

"Oh, my friend Lou is coming over as well, and she is just as sane as I am."

"JOHN, STOP ACTING LIKE ME! YOU KNOW I'M SHERLOCK RIGHT?!" An obnoxious voice that could only belong to Zoe was heard when she walked into the house, without knocking I may add. Not to mention the rest of those obnoxious group of girls.

"I thought I was Sherlock?!" Lily retorted.

"No your John, silly!"

"Watch it. I'm an army doctor. I can break every bone in your body while naming them."

"Shut up, and come and help us get ready!" Ryme yelled at the two.

"Are you going to pay me?"

"To quote Hamlet, act 3, scene 3, line 87...no."

She just ignored them and walked off to her room, with the rest of them in tow.

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Well, I just continued watching the movies, along with the rest of my comrades.

"Would you like to play a game?" A girl in a black dress with a white collar, with two braids on either side of her head asked. And she was pale, Sai pale, with shadows under her eyes. Holding a human skull. Just kind of standing in the corner. "It's called is god real?"

Naruto let out a very unmanly scream.

"It's really simple, you just sit in the electric chair, and I turn it on." She said softly, and smirked.

"Wednesday darling, don't even." Another girl in a red and black jump suit, wearing a mask, who also was pale, with blonde pigtails, said. She was speaking in what I believe is a Brooklyn accent.

"Now puddin', would you mind to step out of the shadows?" The peculiar girl asked.

"Why so serious?" And then there were three peculiar girls in the house, but this one was different. She stepped out of the shadows, she was wearing a green skirt to her knees, with black tights, a purple button down shirt with a vest over it and tie. Her hair was slightly green, her face white with black around her eyes, and her mouth looked like it had been cut into a smile, and her and the girl in the jump suit were holding pieces of paper the said 'Blackgate Penitentiary 159492947 police department' and 'Gotham city 4815162342 POLICE DEPARTMENT'.

"You just put the Fun in Funeral!" The one in the jumpsuit squealed.

"KAKASHI SENSEI, NARUTO PASSED OUT!" Sakura yelled.

"Idiot." I muttered.

"Can you guys drop the act now?!" A voice that could only belong to Kai screamed out.

"Awwww... why did you have to ruin it?" Most of them said.

Oh so they were Ryme, Kate, and Leah.

"Those are just costumes?!?!??!?!" Kiba squeaked.

"Yeah."

"Who are you even supposed to be?"

"Wednesday Addams." The one in the black dress said, who I identified as Kate.

"Harley Quinn!" Leah said while jumping up and down like a toddler.

"The Joker." Ryme muttered, with a sick smile.

"What happened to your FACE?!"

"Oh, Lily did it."

"She WHAT!"

"Oh no! Don't panic it is make-up! Completely fake!" She assured.

"Oh."

"But you and me puddin we would be unstoppable!" Leah announced.

"Now, now, now Harley don't say that." And who I believe to be Lily emerged, but she didn't look like Lily. She was wearing a brown skirt with embroidery, also she was wearing a plaid, checker print vest with a ruffled front. She had a multicolored scarf tied into a bow, with what looked like a sash made out of spools of thread, a brown tail coat, with finger-less gloves. Her hair was curly, face white with colorful markings around her eyes, a top hat sat atop her head.

"Sounds to much like unsinkable, and we know what the Titanic said to the ice burg," Lily giggled and flashed a smile,"Glub glub glub!" While saying this she bent her knees to get shorter.

"Aww Lily I WANTED TO SAY THAT!!" Zoe complained with Kai at her side, both were wearing elaborate costumes. Zoe appeared to be the female version of the winter solder, and Kai was a Kyoshi warrior from Avatar: The Last Air-Bender, which I do not feel like explaining to our audience, that may or may not exist.

"But honey tea is so wonderful, but sugar usually sweetens it in till it is even better for my mad soul!!" Lily giggled.

"So are kids going to come to our door?" I ask while sweat-dropping at her antics.

"You mean the smaller humans? Yes, they will come and ask trick-or-treat,and you give them candy! BECAUSE CANDY MAKES THE SOUL HAPPY ALONG WITH TEA!!!" She kind of hopped in place.

"Is this what she means by won't break character?" Sai asks.

"Yes, but last year she was a ghost and just moaned and whined about death all night. So consider yourselves lucky." Kai muttered.

"That sounds awful, and very plausible, but my noggin has no record of that recollection." Lily said softly.

"You not going to have a proper conversation with her all night. Don't even try..." Kate trailed off.

"Jeez why would she stay in character?" Naruto asks exasperated.

"Improve practice." Zoe answered.

"Oh okay."

I don't believe Naruto knows what that word means.

Knock knock knock

"Trick-or-treaters, already" Ryme complains.

"No it is my friend, Lou." Lily says with a grin.

Why do I get the feeling, something bad is going to happen.

Lily rushes to open the door.

"Hello my friend, are you prepared for are quest for candy?" An awkward girl with curly brown hair asked.

"Of course, my clown-like friend. Let's begin our journey." Lily responded.

They then skipped off into the night, without telling me what to do with everybody else. How am I supposed to handle everybody.

"Well, since Lily left, I guess I'm in charge!" Zoe yelled, pointing to herself proudly.

The adults and I all sweat dropped, besides Guy.

"I'm not sure if that's such a good idea..." I muttered.

"Shh! Anyways, we are going in groups! So, Sasuke, Tobi, Temari, and Yamato, go catch up with Lily." She commanded.

"I object." Sasuke said plainly, holding up a hand.

"This isn't the court system, Sasuke. I'm a dictator. So, shut up and run off." She retorted, pointing to the door, where the said group left out of.

"Anyways..." She cleared her throat. She put everyone in groups and they were on our merry way. Except she kept me and Pein at home, to hand out candy. She only let Pein do it because she wanted to "Scare the small children."

Leah P.O.V.

In my group was Sai, Choji, Neji, and Asuma. We had already gone by many houses and acquired a lot of candy. And now, for lack of anything better to do, I was sitting in the middle of the road, digging through candy.

We had all agreed to take a break, but we've been sitting here for, like, 2 minutes!

I found an orange starburst and quickly shoved it into my mouth. I looked around at my group and noticed Sai was drawing. "Hey, puddin'! Whatcha drawing?" I ask, walking towards him.

"Hold on." He responds.

A few seconds later, I heard "Done."

I look at what he was drawing.

"That's me..." I mutter.

"I'm glad you can tell." He responds flashing a fake smile. "Why'd you draw me darling?" I ask trying to keep up the Harley Quinn act.

"That accent is getting old." He said still smiling.

"Well so is that fake smile, but I'm not complaining!" I shot back. A few minutes passed and I continued to search for candy. "But why'd you draw me?" I asked again.

"Huh? Oh. The moonlight was hitting you perfectly. I merely took the opportunity before I missed it." He informed simply.

"Looks nice!" I complemented sitting down next to him, watching him draw a rosebush from across the street.

I started to rummage through my bag of candy again for more orange starburst and found two. I popped them in my mouth and peeked over at Sai's drawing. It was almost finished from what I could tell.

"Finished!" He exclaimed after shading a few more placed. When he finished putting his art supplies away, I stood up and announced that we were going to continue getting more sweets.

"Wait what? Why are we going around the neighborhood again?" Neji growled as we walked over to them. His arms were crossed over his chest and a very annoyed look covered his face.

"Mainly because I need more candy, and so does Choji from the looks of it." I say as Choji frantically shakes his bag around upside down.

"Ugh, I don't want to go around the neighborhood again." He groaned. "Why couldn't I stay home with Kakashi-sensei?"

"Because we dragged your sorry ass out here that's why." I snapped at him. He groaned throwing his head back and picked his bag up and slung his bag over his shoulder.

"Yes! I can get more candy now!" Choji exclaimed swinging his now empty bag around.

"You're already out?" I asked peeking into it.

"Yah." He said. "Come on! Which way to more candy?"

"Take a break Choji, we have the whole night to get more candy." Asuma-sensei mumbled holding his head.

"Woah woah woah, did you just say 'take a break?' Absolutely not! I am not taking a damn break from trick-or-treating until I've hit each house at least twice!" I shouted sprinting to the next.

Kate's P.O.V.

I literally sprinted from house to house and tried to get as much candy that I could get my hands on.

But because of the fact that my group was way behind me and I was out of breath I stopped in a driveway after saying 'thank you' to another person who gave me a Snickers and Hershey's.

I tapped my foot impatiently as I waited for them to catch up or at least until Kiba caught up. As for Kurenai sensei, she just sort of disappeared while we were running. She probably just decided to stay at the house to keep children from getting scared of Pein.

Once Kiba was standing beside me, panting as well, I eyed him from head to toe before making eye contact.

"You look Kibalicious." I state slightly smirking. He gave me a confused look until he realized what I meant.

He put a hand to his chest and said, "Oh my gosh! I'm awesome, aren't I?" He asked dramatically. "Why have I never thought of that?"

I snickered at him and hugged him straightforwardly. A light pink sprawled across his face as he gingerly hugged back.

We parted once Kankuro and Ino caught up and I walked up to them. I looked down at their bags and they looked empty compared to mine.

Damn, I know Kankuro and Ino are ninja but seriously. Couldn't they get more candy. I thought.

"Hey! You guys are back and your bags look like damn ghosts! They're so empty!" I exclaimed and Kiba walked up beside me.

"Aren't I Kibalicious?" He asked smirking and we both started to crack up as we bolted to the next house.

Kankuro ad Ino just looked at each other with confused faces.

"Uh...what just happened?" Kankuro asked.

"No damn clue. Come on, they know the neighborhood better than us so we better no get lost in this hell of an area." Ino said trying to catch up with us.

And she's right, if she does get lost in the neighborhood then she's going to have one hell of a time getting back to Lily's house.

Gaara's P.O.V.

As we walked down the streets of Lily's neighborhood, I still pondered over the purpose of this holiday. I mean kids dress up in these 'costumes' and go around taking a stranger's candy. Its so weird.

On top of that some of the ninjas, Naruto, Kiba, and someone else, wanted to have costumes of their own to go trick-or-treating even though Lily told them to stay in their own clothes. I wasn't quite sure what she meant by our normal clothes but I sorta just went with it.

What I was really confused about was the fact that I got stuck in Ryme's group along with Sakura and Suigetsu but it didn't matter now that its been decided.

I was about to walk out of the drive way when I looked back at the other three. Sakura and Suigetsu stepped perfectly out into the street and walked toward the next house while talking about something that I couldn't make out...probably more arguing.

Then came Ryme...and Ryme being Ryme, she tripped where the road was raised slightly since the ground was uneven. She tripped ungracefully and without thinking, I sent some sand from the gourd to catch her before she made contact with the ground.

"Th-Thanks." She stuttered out trying to push herself up from the bed of sand.

"Of course. I'll always help a friend in need." I replied honestly.

"Friend-zoned!" Suigetsu yelled in the distance since he was already a few house down.

"What does that mean?" I asked having never heard the phrase back in our world. I looked at Ryme who was glaring holes in the back of Suigetsu's head. Instead of him explaining though, he just turned around and continued walking. I turned back to Ryme. "I didn't 'friend-zone' you, whatever that means..." I muttered.

"Really?" She asked surprised.

"I think so...?" I said although it sounded more like a question. At this, her eyes lit up, and she ran straight for the nearest house.

"Gaara totally friend-zoned Ryme." Suigetsu muttered. I could faintly see Sakura smirk.

"Agreed." Sakura snickered.

"What the hell do you think you two doing? We're not out here to become boyfriend and girlfriend are we?" Tsunade growled.

"Shut up bitch." I muttered under my breath. Luckily, she didn't hear me.

"-no, now get your butts moving, we've barely hit half of the neighborhood."

"Whats got you so pumped Milady?" Sakura asked walking back, Suigetsu trailing slowly behind.

"Nothing really but I have a massive headache and I really want to get back to Lily's house." Tsunade rambled on.

I looked around and saw two girls approaching me, screaming about something.

"OMG! Your Gaara costume is so awesome! How did you get all of the parts to that?!" One of them asked.

"I don't-"

"OMG! You sound like him too!!! Can I take a pic?" She asked.

"Umm, I-"

Before I realized what was happening, she had her phone out ready to take a picture before, oops, her phone was crushed by sand.

"Where the hell did this sand come from?!" She yelled.

"Oh no! Is your phone okay?!" The other asked worriedly, before they both ran away.

"Come on, Gaara!" Sakura yelled.

Kai's P.O.V.

I tapped my foot impatiently as Naruto continued to get candy from a house that was covered with false cobwebs and looked down at my candy bag. It was relatively empty but had a lot of chocolate because thats the only candy I can eat a lot of without getting sick.

While waiting beside Shino, I felt someone repetitively pull on my pony tail. For the most part, I ignored it and I glanced at Shino thinking he did it but I saw him admiring the giant spider over the door. I looked at TenTen, who was throwing rocks, and Jiraiya, who was admiring the girls walking around with revealing clothing, Pervert.

Finally, I gave up and whipped my arm around and grasped the person's wrist. I turned around to see a kid with blonde hair that looked a year older than me.

"Hey." He stated nonchalantly. I smirked internally and shouted,

"HI PERSON!" I responded.

"You look nice." He said flirtatiously. Well, that didn't work. I thought. This is the kind of people I hate, guys who like to flirt and I'm pretty sure I heard Shino clear his throat at the comment.

"Sorry to tell you person but I'm already dating someone. So please stop pulling my hair and walk away." I try to say as polite as I could.

"Oh? Who's the lucky person?" He asked with a smirk.

"Er...his name is Shino." I state and I could already feel hims staring into the back of my neck. Oh what have I done? He'll never let me live this down.

"Is that him?" He asked pointing to Shino who was behind me.

"Yes." I state and I saw an amused look cross his face. Luckily I still had my stick.

The kid grunted as he flicked Shino in the side of the head but that resulted in him getting bitten by what ever bug Shino sent his way. I sighed and turned to Shino. He was looking at me with eyebrows raised curiously.

"Don't even. You were standing right there and...I didn't feel like thinking." I state nonchalantly. Shino shrugged before walking over to me, literally right beside me, and put an arm around me whilst turning away. I yelped. This is so weird! Shino never shows emotion.

"Sure, sure." He states and released me when Naruto came back.

His bag was unusually full and he started talking, "The sign said 'take one' so I took the whole bow." He explained. My jaw dropped. How small is that brain of his?! He must of thought 'Take one bowl, don't worry, there's more!'

Sasuke POV

I was walking through the neighborhood with Lily and the others when I realized that Lily had a giant hat on her head. How I didn't notice this earlier, I have no idea.

As I heard Lily mumbling nonsense to herself, I snuck up behind her and stole her hat. For those wondering why I did this, well, I saw an opportunity.

Wow. She actually looked nice without the hat. I mean, she usually does, but this costume really suits her and- wait...wait...what am I thinking? WHAT THE HELL AM I THINKING? Bad Sasuke. I'm supposed to cut all bonds, so I can't make more. I can't have friends.

Lily stopped in her tracks and placed her hands on her head. "My hat! Now I'm just mad..."

She tilted her head to the side and smiled.

"Oh well, that is just a fact, now isn't it?" I shook my head at her antics.

Suddenly, someone taller than me took the hat from me.

"TOBI LIKES FRIEND LILY'S HAT!" Tobi screamed, and placed the hat on his head.

I heard Temari groan of frustration, and Yamato sighed. But I can't blame them...being stuck with Tobi and Lily. Not to mention Lily's friend, Lou.

I looked over to Lily and Lou, who were discussing the proper way to make tea.

Tobi placed Lily's hat back on her head, and I couldn't help but notice the gleam of surprise and and happiness in her eyes.

"YAY I GAVE FRIEND LILY'S HAT BACK. TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!"

"Yes, lollipop creature. You would be a good addition to my army of hedgehogs!" Lily exclaimed.

"No, sorry. Tobi doesn't need to join. I'm creating my own army."

"Oh, I know that, but hedgehogs are much more frightening then white Zetsus."

"Good point. I'll make a note."

I sighed as I got lost in my own thoughts.

Zoe POV

I'm pretty sure we've hit every house in the neighborhood, so it's time to go back home. Well, Lily's home.

"We shall get more candy! Candy is youthful!!!!!" Lee yelled, running to a house that we've already been to.

"Yes, Lee! Candy is youthful! We shall be youthful by eating more candy!" Guy encouraged.

"Okay, how about you two do that, and Shikamaru, Hinata, and I go back to the house?" I say, already making my way back through the neighborhood.

"But we are all supposed to stay together! You made that rule yourself!" Lee yelled, pointing at me.

"That's nice, but rules are made to be broken. Laters!" I shouted.

Walking back to the house, I spotted a small boy running through the neighborhood. A boy which I recognized.

"Hello, Shaun!" I greet.

"Hi Zoe! Hi Shikamaru! Hi Hinata!" He yelled.

"So, you dressed up as Tobi this year?" I question studying his homemade Tobi mask.

"Yeah!!!"

"And you're in Lily's neighborhood why?" I ask.

"Like you can talk!!!!" He rebutted.

"I can, actually. I'm staying the night at Lily's house, so I have good reasoning." I explain.

With this, he punched me in the arm. And I punched him back. And before we knew it, we were having a full out ninja war. Except for the fact that none of the jutsus we tried worked.

"Chidori!" I yell, after the doing the hand signs and aiming for his side.

"Rasengan!" He yells, having already made a shadow clone to help him create his attack.

We lunged for each other at the same time, and as our attacks collided, we both flew back.

"What are you doing? You're so troublesome. I though we were going back to the house so I could sleep."

"We are battling. I thought that was blatantly obvious." I respond from my spot on the ground. "A little help here?"

Shaun got up and helped me up as well.

"We may have tied this time, but just you wait! I will defeat you in battle!! Oh, and have fun at school Monday, I'm pretty sure your stalker wants to talk to you." He yelled, before running off.

Oh, you've got to be kidding me. I hate that Dick."C-can we go now?" Hinata asked politely.

"Yes, yes we can. We've just had this battle going on for ages, so I had to fight." I inform, sprinting for the house, with Shika and Hinata following.

When we got there, I realized that we were the first ones back, so the only people occupying the house were the Akatsuki, Kakashi, and Kurenai.

I looked around, noting that I didn't care to talk to anybody there.

Ah, Halloween. The night that teaches kids you get rewarded for being someone else and you should always take candy from strangers.

I head for Lily's room, where I take off my vest and other awkward parts of my costume, leaving me in just a black long sleeve shirt, leggings, and boots.

I go outside to the pool area before hearing some shuffling on the roof. I look up there to check and...yup. There's Shikamaru.

I somehow manage to climb onto the roof and plop down next to him, and he ignores me.

"Stargazing?" I ask. He hums in response.

"Gosh, Shika. You're so troublesome." I mock, looking over to him and seeing him smirk.

I then notice that his eyes are closed, so I lay down and close mine as well.

After a while of silence, I looked to him again, seeing his eyes open, staring at the sky.

"Hey, Shika?" I ask, tearing his gaze away from the stars.

"Hmm?"

"Whatcha thinking about?" I ask, looking back at the sky. Out of the corner of my eye, I see that he's turned towards me. But I kept my gaze straight up.

He never answered my question.

"Hello? Anybody home? I said 'what are you thinking about?'" I repeat.

"This." He responds, and before I could register what he meant, he had already grabbed my shoulder, facing me towards him, and planted his lips on mine.

What...the...is he? He is. Shikamaru Nara.

I froze for a second, before melting into the kiss. It lasted a few seconds, until Lily yelled "SPIDER!" and drenched us both in water.

I leaned over the edge and saw her, still the Mad Hatter, aiming a hose, a FREAKING HOSE, at us.

"I saw a spider." She says, simply. And, me being me, started laughing.

"She's such a pain..." I heard from behind me. He walks to the edge of the roof and jumps off with ease, while I follow, landing with a 'thump.'

I elbowed him in the side. "What was that for?" He asks.

"Meh."

"You're so troublesome." He groans, walking to the door.

"Why thank you, kind sir, I do try." I say, bowing, as we walk into the house and lock Lily outside.

Sasuke POV

I noticed Shikamaru and Zoe come back inside, but Lily wasn't with them, although I'm sure she went outside not long after Zoe. They probably locked her out.

My point was proven after I heard knocking on the front door. Everybody else was already home, so it was definitely her.

After a few minutes, she somehow found a way in. She wasn't in character anymore, so I guess it was finally time to stop all of that nonsense.

I thought about Lily. I don't think I felt anything towards her...but what if I did?

"No, no, no," I muttered.

"Yes, yes, yes." A voice answered. I looked up to see Zoe.

"No." "Yes." "No." "No?" "Yes."

"HA!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No, no, no, no, no."

"No?"

"No."

"Oh."

"Maybe so!" Lily chimed in.

"NO!"

"Yes." Zoe pushed on.

"NO!"

Zoe gasped with realization of why I kept saying no.

"YES!"

"No." "Yes, yes, yes."

"Um, I'm going to go make food..." Lily trailed off.

"Yes!" Zoe continued.

"No." "Yes."

"...yes." I admitted.

"YAY!"

"Go away!" I snapped.

"Okay!" She said, running over to Itachi to share her discovery.

Well, this sucks.

After a few minutes, I heard Itachi and Zoe talking, making sure nobody else was around.

"So, Sasuke likes Lily, sure didn't see that coming..." Itachi smirked.

"Yes, it's very unlike him" Zoe agreed.

"I was hoping he'd avoid a girlfriend until after he killed me."

"Didn't he 'cut all bonds' or something?"

"Umm...guys?" Lily intervened.

"Shut up, Lily! We are trying to talk about you!" Zoe yelled.

"An I'm going back to the kitchen." She said, walking away.

"Sharingang! I must see you!" Come with me!" Zoe yelled.

Lily face palmed, hitting her nose in the process. "My nose..." She complained.

"Wait, how can there be a Sharingang, if they're all Sharingone?" Kate asked.

What did she just say...?

"Ouchihahahaha." I heard from around the room.

"Would you like to say that again, Kate?" I threaten.

"Actually, no, because I have to go to the bathroom." She says, walking away.

Itachi, Tobi, Kakashi, and myself crowded around Zoe.

Kakashi looked at Tobi. "How did you get the Sharingan?" He asked, as Tobi just waved a hand over his face and disappeared.

"Kakashi, when I say Sharingang, I mean the actual Uchihas. Just the brothers, sorry." Zoe said, as Kakashi walked back to his spot on a stool.

"So...Sasuke..." She started.

"Don't even." I warn.

"You..." Itachi starts.

"No."

"Like..." Zoe continues.

"No."

"Lily." They finish at the same time.

"Sure, maybe I do. But I also know that because of this, you two are going to make my life a living Hell until I ask her out." I say, looking at both of their smirks.

"Not just those two!" Leah says, popping into the room with Ryme.

"Either way," I sigh, "You're out of luck. I'm not asking her out, and you can't make me. I'm going to go back to our world, and I'm going to forget everything that happened here." I say, before leaving the room.

"And...he's gone." Ryme muttered.

Third POV

"Candy trading time!" Lily announce throughout the house.

Everyone who had candy sat in a circle on the floor with their bags.

"Okay," Lily started, "You can have alllllll of mine. Except for the chocolate. My chocolate."

"Okay, then I'll just take half of that." Zoe said, scooting half of Lily's pile towards her.

"And I'll just take the other half of that." Kate announces, scooping up the rest of it.

"Hey! That's not fair! I want more too!" Naruto yelled.

"Sucks to suck!" Zoe and Kate yelled, before darting off the floor and heading straight for Lily's room.

"Fine, then I'll take Leah's!" Ryme yelled, lunging for Leah.

"Aw, Hell no, bitch." Leah retorted, fighting off Ryme. Hence, a regular battle between Squad.

Either way, at least some ended up happy that night.