Lily's P.O.V.

"NARUTOOOOOOOOOO!" Kai yelled charging after Naruto with a stick. I'm guessing she brought it because I told her it was a big problem. Oh no, don't trust Kai with a stick!

"PUT THE STICK DOWN KAI!" I yelled hoping she won't break another lamp because currently Naruto is running around for his life, while all of his friends laughed.

Me, still standing in front of my counter mourning over the loss of my fish, decide that I'm extremely cold because I decided to keep my house at 72 degrees, and I'm freezing now! I quickly started walking toward the hallway that brings me to my room. But of course I'm still wet, so while I'm walking my feet decide to go out from under me causing me to slip and hit my butt straight onto the floor with my head soon to follow.

"Well, that hurt!" I groaned as I rubbed the back of my head. I heard Zoe start laughing followed by almost everyone else, accept Sasuke and Kakashi who were just smiling. 'Wait, Sasuke, smiling? That's not possible.' I thought to myself. Wait nope, just smirking. False alarm.

"Are you okay? I read in this book that if someone falls, you should help them up." Sai said and gestured to the book he was holding.

"This happens all the time. Trust me. But it never stops being funny," I hear Zoe say from behind him. "Thanks..." I mutter.

"But it could've been worse! It could've been a lot worse!" I yell.

"Yeah, like the time-" I hear Zoe start.

"Don't get into all the times I fell. Just don't!" I interrupt her, not wanting her to share my embarrassing stories about my clumsiness. Yeah, I fall a lot.

Anyways, Sai helps me up and I walk to my room without saying anything else. Time to get dressed. Three day weekend, hooray! Wait, no, not hooray. I have to babysit people that don't even belong in this world. Well, this is gonna be a long weekend.

Okay, after I was dressed, I decided to head out to my friend Dante's house. He's a year older than me but he probably has some clothes I can borrow for the boys. I mean, why would a girl have a bunch of guy clothes?

"Hey, guys? I have to head out for an hour or so." I say to Kai and Zoe. "No. No, no, no, no, no. You are NOT leaving us alone with THEM!" Kai says, gesturing to THEM. "Well, it might not even be an hour and it's only a little bit down the road. I need to get clothes for the guys because they probably shouldn't wear what they're wearing. I mean, technically, Sasuke's not even wearing a shirt... and its not like I have a ton o money laying around.." I drifted off.

"Well fine, NO longer than 30 min." Kai said.

"Good! Make sure they stay OUT of the food and make sure they don't get into anything, and I mean ANYTHING!" I said trying to make it clear to them.

"AYE SIR!" They both state in unison. I wave to them and walk out the door and as soon as I shut it,

CRASH! I hear from in inside the garage. I'll let them figure that out, they're capable...right? I quickly grab my electric blue bike, jump on and start riding off towards Dante's house.

*****

I put my bike against the side of Dante's house and knock on the oak wood doors.

A minute or two later, the door swings open and standing there is a very tired Dante.

"What do you want?" He asked drowsily.

"Well remember my parents had to leave for two month?" I ask.

"Yeah, I remember your parents said you might come by me to ask for help." He said. "So, what do you need?"

"C-Can I borrow some of your clothes? Like some of your shirts and pants?" I stammered out.

"WHAT?! Why would you need my clothes?" He asked obviously awake now.

"Well, you see, my parents had some cousins from...Wisconsin to watch me because I don't think they trust me at all." I explain. "And their luggage kinda got lost between transitions. So they kinda don't have any clothes and they really can't go to school in the ones they have now."

"Um, okay...how many do you need?" He asked.

"Eight...maybe a few more." I said thinking back.

"U-Uh. Okay." He stammered out. As he goes back inside to collect all the clothes. 'YES! I DIDN'T KNOW I COULD LIE THAT GOOD!' I cheer in my head and break into my happy dance. "What are you doing?" He asked with all the clothes.

"Oh, I'm just really happy to see all my cousins." I said while nodding my head in approval, he ended up just closing the door in my face. "How rude." I mutter out. I put the clothes over my back and jump on my bike. YES! VICTORY TO THE WHOVIAN! I think very loudly in my head.

I somehow manage to hold all of the clothes and ride my bike home, afraid of what might be waiting for me.

When my house becomes visible, I quickly begin to worry, as I see a crowd of almost all of the ninja around my front door. I jump off my bike and throw the clothes in the driveway and run towards the crowd, to which I see a horrified Shino and a crazed Kai, who is choking the poor purple bug-man. I didn't know he could be purple!

Zoe POV

After Lily left, chaos began. That's what friends are for, I guess. Leaving your other friends to handle the monstrosity going on at her house. How very kind...anyways, I realized soon after that Naruto was nowhere to be found. Oh crap. I hear a crash in the garage and me and Kai look at each other before running to see what that dobe did this time.

We got there and saw Naruto messing with Lily's surfboard. She is going to kill him. He seemed to be using it as a weapon, sparring with Kiba. Of course, it can't be only one problem at a time, can it?

Kiba was holding in his hands, a broken light saber that belonged to Lily as well. Okay, she's going to kill all of them. As they were sparring, Naruto seemed to be yelling something about the 'glory of Ramen' or something.

Kiba seemed very interested in the broken purple 'thing' he held in his hands. I was going to stop them, but Kai seemed to take care of that just fine. She hit them both on the top of the head.

"You really shouldn't mess with things if you don't know what they are, loser," I heard Sasuke tell Naruto.

"Yeah, well you should try it. It's kinda fun sparring with a...uh...what is this?" Naruto questioned.

"It's a surfboard and its not meant for sparring." I groan, already getting annoyed with the situation.

"Just go inside," Kai scolded.

"Yes, ma'am!" they say simultaneously. I think they decided it's best not to anger her, to which I agree.

We all went inside I remembered something. "Hey, Shikamaru? Ya wanna play chess?" I ask him. Not with me of course, because that would be unfair. I would dominate. No, probably the opposite, but a girl can dream.

"Umm, chess?" he asked. Of course, he wouldn't know that.

"It's pretty much like Shogi," I explain, not very well. "And you rock at Shogi, right? You can play...Asuma!" I continue.

"How would you possibly know-" he started. "Wild guess." I explain.

I get out Lily's dad's chess board. Which he loves dearly. Oh well. What's the worst that could happen? I explain all of the pieces and he seems to get it right away.

"Okay, Asuma, Shika-chan! Let's get started!" I exclaim, excited to see him in action.

"Did you just call me...Shika-chan?" he asks. "Yes. Yes I did. Problem?" I respond. "Whatever, troublesome woman." he says.

As they start their game, the phone rings. I don't feel like answering it so I leave it to Kai. Somebody did answer, but that somebody just so happened to be Naruto.

"Er...hello? Is there somebody trapped in there? Do you need assistance? I hear voices. What is this thing?" he says, oblivious to everything.

Kai and I tackle him at the same time. She holds him down as I take the phone. "Hello, goodbye." I say. I'm too tired to deal with solicitors.

I go back to watching the chess game which sounds pretty boring, but I really just wanna see Shikamaru destroy his sensei in chess.

Kai POV

Zoe seems very into that chess game, so I just go on to try to stop the craziness by myself. Akamaru and Khaleesi are still doing whatever it is dogs do.

Shino walks up to me. "What is your problem with bugs?" he says, seemingly calm.

"I. Hate. Them," I say. I really, really, really, dislike bugs. I look back to Shino and he looked as if he was about to explode. I bared my teeth and clench my stick tighter.

Then next thing you know, I'm chasing that bug-lover kid with it. I kept swinging it around and then,

THWACK!

"Ah! Sorry Neji, I'm chasing after him." I said quickly and watched him rub the back of his head. I turned my attention back to where Shino 'was'. "Great! Where did he go!" I grumbled and looked around.

"He went that way!" Naruto yelled and pointed to the front door. I snapped my attention to the front door. It was cracked open and Shino was halfway out.

I ended up dropping the stick and ran up to him. Instead of the intended punch, I barreled into him and ended up choking him too.

Zoe POV

When the chess game was over, the winner was obvious, I congratulated Shikamaru and went on with my life. I noticed that everybody was quiet and Neji was rubbing his head and cursing out loud. "Hey, Neji!" he turned to look at me, obviously pissed off. "Captain doesn't like that language." I went Marvel style with this one. "What?" He replied after a moment of hesitation. "What?" I say, feigning innocence.

"So, where's Kai?" I ask, fearing the worst. "She's trying to kill Shino. When you see her, tell her I'm still alive." he says. Obviously, something happened to the poor guy. That's a question for later. Shino is probably terrified for his life right now. "Eh, she'll figure it out. Gotta go!" I yell as i run towards the front door where there's a crowd of ninja.

I progress through the crowd to see Kai proceeding to choke Shino. He looked pretty terrified, alright. At least, as much as a guy who pretty much hides every stinkin' part of his face can look. He must be self-conscious or something.

As I look over their heads and out in the street, I notice Lily getting home and hear another crash inside. Well, fudge.

Lily POV

"SHINO IS PURPLE, SHINO IS SUPPOSED TO BE PALE, NOT PURPLE!" I scream in my mind as I run toward the scene..

'KAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" I yelled at the top of my lungs. I quickly pulled Kai off of Shino who was looking more blue now, I guess that's an improvement. "Kai! I found a snake in the yard over there! Go get it!" I say while pointing at the back yard.

"Oh, really! Bye!" Kai said and rushed off into the back yard. I honestly didn't think that would work. "Are you okay?"I ask quite concerned for Shino's health.

"I'm...fine...I think...why is there two of you?" He asked. "When did she learn how to make shadow clones?" he asked while gesturing to his friends.

"Um, I never did, and you look like you have some cyanosis. At least, I am trained in the medical field. well sorta." I said. "Anyway, lets get you inside."

I grabbed Shino's arms and because I couldn't win an arm wrestling game with a toddler, I dragged him inside as best I could without hurting him.

"ZOE!" I yell. "Bring all of the clothes and bike inside the garage and keep Kai occupied." I said. "And the rest of you!" I said to the ninjas. "Go inside and sit on the couch and DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING! Or I'll set Kai out on you."

"And Shino already knows what that feels like." Zoe said.

"Um, should we tell her about the purple wand thingy?" Naruto whispered.

"And the oddly shaped board thingy?" Kiba says. I bring Shino to my sister's room and lay him down on the bed.

"Shino? Just try to breath and if you need anything, just ask." I state as I walk away. "Now what about a purple thing and a board."

"U-Uh, Lily, you might want to sit down." Naruto says sheepishly.

"Why exactly?" I question suspiciously.

"Well, Naruto thought your board was a shield and Kiba thought your Light Saber was a sword." Zoe said sympathetically.

"Okay..." she said a little shakily. "Oh, bye the way, shock patients need a blanket." I said and everything went black.

Zoe POV

"Lily took that well." I say after seeing her pass out. Kurenai gave her a blanket, going by her last words.

"If by well, you mean she was so freaked out that she went unconscious, then yes, she took that well." Sasuke says, in a bored tone. Gosh, he's so boring. "Well, usually when stuff like this happens she goes surfing or something. But seeing the she no longer owns a living surf board, that might be hard," I say, calmly.

"SHE'S DEAD!!!!!!" I hear the one and only Naruto Uzumaki scream. "Sure, whatever you wanna call it. Now you know what happens when you act like yourself, so sit down and SHUT UP." I say, sternly. He sits and I begin speaking.

"Anyways, room arrangements! I'm not sure how Lily was planning on doing this but she'll probably agree with my plans," I say, confidently.

"So. boys, you will all be staying in this room right over here. No complaints. Once again, you saw what happened to Shino." I say while pointing at her little sister's room. "WHY IS IT SO BLUE??!! And why are there stuffed animals everywhere? What is this, some kind of zoo?"

"No, it's her sister's bedroom, but she could be considered an animal. But this is where you'll be staying. Kurenai can stay in the living room. Other adults will be staying in her parent's room.  If you break anything at all, you shall suffer.Girls are staying with us in Lily's room," I inform.

"Umm...okay?" Kakashi sensei said. "Good. Than we all agree on this, right?" I ask, just to make sure Kai won't be needed. "Yes," most of them agree. Good enough.

"There were no snakes in the yard!" we heard Kai yell. Perfect timing.