(Because this is all I think about now)

Cecil: "Antoin. Why the hell are you calling me at 3 in the morning?"

Antoin: "Hang on, I have something important to tell you."

Cecil: "I'm busy sleeping, you dumbass."

Antoin: "I think Scooby Doo and Sonic the Hedgehog might be related"

Cecil: "Can we talk about this tomorr-"

Cora, who was sleeping with him: "No wait, let him talk"

Antoin: "Is that Coralise-?"

Cecil: "How the FUCK are Scooby and Sonic related?!"

~~

Antoin: *throws a hula hoop at Saturn* "Start spinning some rings since you wanna act like a planet, bitch"

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Alastor: *reading Oedipus Rex*

Antoin: "Yo, isn't that the guy who told the cyclops his name was Nobody?"

Cecil: "Nah, you're thinking Odysseus. This is the guy who fucked his mother."

Antoin: "HE WHAT?!"

Alastor: "Could you two be more quiet?"

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Antoin: "Mr. Davis, why are you friends with Mr. Cortez?"

Davis: "I'm scared he'd kill me if I wasn't"

Antoin: "That's smart."

Davis: "Didn't get this job for being dumb"