Cody: I made tea.

Natalie: You know I don't drink tea, right?

Cody: I didn't make it for you.

Natalie: Then why would you tell me you made tea?

Cody: It's a conversation starter.

Natalie: That's a horrible conversation starter.

Cody: Oh really?  We're conversing.  Checkmate.  *sips tea*