Natalie: Would you trust me with your drink?

Cody: No.

Natalie: That was quick.  Why not?

Cody: Natalie, I wouldn't trust you with the people I know and love.  Why would I trust you with my drink?

Natalie: ...Good point.  Counterpoint: I would eat the people you know and love.  What the hell would I do with your drink?

Cody:

Cody: Compelling argument.  You win.