Mike: So tell me what happened again?

Grace: Lassi stole my only true love!

Lassi: We're both aroace what are you talking about?!

Grace: Now I know how humans feel when they get heartbroken.

Mike:

Lassi, looking at Mike in disappointment: It was leftover grilled cheese.  I accidentally ate their leftover grilled cheese.

Grace: It was like a child to me!