Amethyst: Why did you end up in hell?  You haven't done anything that wrong from what I can tell.

Grace: What?  No, of course I didn't do anything wrong, it just takes for-fucking-ever to get to heaven.  You ever climbed up 1000 steps on a staircase?  Fuck that shit.  Plus, look at what I got from being a demon!  Cool goat legs!  I look fucking sick!