Carlos: I don't have to take anything fwom someone who moans as a defense tactic. 

Joshua: Oof, ouch, my feelings, I'm so hurt!  Why don't you come up with an insult I haven't heard before you rancid grape juice looking 5 foot tall bloodthirsty goblin.

Carlos:

Carlos, grabbing Nikolai by his shirt: You break up with this man mister, and I'll put you in a dog costume, take you to the vet, and tell 'em you have wabies!