Carlos: So it just dawned on our creator that they don't actually know any good Chwistmas songs, so we improvised!

Nikolai: Wait we did?

Carlos: No we didn't.

Nikolai: Fuck.

Jean-Claude: Actually we did. This is a mega chapter for all of you dumbasses who've never heard of sunlight, so there's gonna be a few more jokes than usual on this thing.

Carlos: It's stiww gonna be something Chwistmas related right?

Jean-Claude: Uhhhhhh

Jean-Claude: Nah. Probably not.

Carlos: Oh.

Jean-Claude: Roll the tape Nick!

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Marley: I don't think we should do this.

Mason: Why not?

Marley: Don't you ever just get that voice in your head telling you not to do something stupid?

Mason: ...no?

Marley: That explains so much.

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Thomas: "Don't be nervous!"

Thomas: Ok but consider this, I am.

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Mason: On my grave I want VIP instead of RIP.

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Mateo: Remember that time when-

Omar: No.

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Melodie: I swear to god if I have to hear Nave screaming about Despacito being an actual word I'm going to flip my shit and kill someone here starting with him.

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Evan: You have so many knives on you, why are you cowering?!

Spencer: AA-

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John: You have no mom.

Lukey, about to start crying so he can summon Kai: I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move.

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Nick: So, Dill, is it?

Dill: *unholy screech*

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Tamia: Sabra gives you all your daily nutrients, like 0 grams of trans fat and-

Tamia: OH MY GOD, CHOLESTEROL-

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Thomas: *plays the Gamecube intro on his piano*

Jo: *slams his head down on the keys right at the final note*

Thomas: FUCK-

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John: *pours a bowl of Life cereal but lemons come out of it instead*

John: Welp, when life gives you lemons.

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Omar: My brain; Smooth, no weinkles, cute, can't think = no sad.

Omar: YOUR BRAIN; BUMPY WEIRD, GROSS WRINKLES, UGLY, THINKS = SAD

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Dill: My doctor asked me if anyone from my family suffers from mental illness.

Dill: I told him no, we all seem to enjoy it.

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Adam, looking over a picture of the solar system: Where the fuck is Planet Fitness?

Nave: WHA-

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Riley: Petition to call all human beings unswallowed cumshots.

Nathan: Why do I have to be the most sane person here?

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Aadiv, Natalia, and Jian: 🦀🦀🦀We're getting deleted!🦀🦀🦀

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Lukey, furiously googling: What's a vibe rater and why does my mom have one?_

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Odette: Why are you mad?  Why are you sad?

Odette: When you can be

Odette: Glade

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Adam: Are humans deflatable?

Nave: I wish.

Jo: No you do not.

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Alex: I'm you from the future

Younger Alex: *gasp* Am I gonna be super cool?!

Alex:

Alex: Pff-

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Jean-Claude: And that's a wrap folks! 

Carlos: We're gonna be doing this again, wight?

Jean-Claude: Yes, but only in the near future.  Right now I have to let these rascals out so they can go finish their symphony.  Can't keep them locked up forever.

Nikolai: Wait, who are they?

Joseph: We're gonna be your worst nightmare in a fucking minute. 

Nikolai: WAIT WHAT THE-

To be continued... in the next crackbook woohooooooooooooooooooo

Um yeah so I'm not gonna be making a fourth crackbook yet BUT BUT BUT BEFORE YOU LEAVE I'M GONNA BE FINISHING THE OC CRACK BOOK IGHT.

Once I'm done with the OCs then I'll go back to my usual cracked broadcast.

See you all there!  And happy holidays peeps!

-K